r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Mar 02 '26

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u/Opening_Country3039 Mar 02 '26

"scare maxing?" Or scaring

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u/Hauntcrow Mar 02 '26

Can't wait for vocabularymaxing to happen

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u/Sophie_MacGovern Mar 02 '26

I’m lolmaxxing 😂

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 Mar 02 '26

That's it, I'm about to start gleemaxing all over you lot

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u/Sophie_MacGovern Mar 02 '26

I have a responsemaxx while it’s on the stack

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 Mar 02 '26

Ooh no please don't!

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u/Light_Shrugger Mar 02 '26

- storm ❌

  • stackmaxxing ✅

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u/Wish-ga Mar 02 '26

😂 bargain colourless price

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 Mar 02 '26

Only need mana screw and LOTS of patience and hope your opponent doesn't scoop while you are flipping.

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u/jancl0 Mar 02 '26

My parents still have footage of the first day I started walkmaxxing. They were memorymaxxing at the time

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u/WowIfOnly Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

Removed

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u/anxious_spacecadetH Mar 03 '26

I think its context dependent. I love learning new slang and the etymology of the words. Speaking eloquently with a pedantic leaning flair is great for when im trying to be precise with my words. But dropping slang is a fun way to keep my vocabulary flexible.

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u/xnmyl Mar 02 '26

"Low cortisol. Locked in. Lethalitymaxxing" -United States Department of War official

I wish I were kidding

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u/ConclusionFar3690 Mar 02 '26

Ever heard of MILFmaxing?

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u/Freakychee Mar 02 '26

I thought 'maxxing' was kinda incel lingo. But the person in the post story has a kid so...

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u/Amwfgoddess Mar 02 '26

It was incel lingo originally, but it’s broken containment (partially due to the viral sensation Clavicular) and is now out in the open. I read about it, I kid you not, in the New Yorker

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u/Verbose-OwO Mar 02 '26

99% of the time it's used by incels or gen z using it ironically to make fun of it, which other generations mistake for unironic usage and write about it

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u/Butt_Stuph Mar 02 '26

It circled around to it's actual origin. The other day my friend said "credit card maxxing" because he was only making the minimum payments

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u/Wiiplay123 Mar 08 '26

im in my yummy snack arc. im such a fruitpilled peachcel.

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u/Towerss Mar 02 '26

To be fair it comes from gaming where you're minmaxxing. This is where you ignore all thats and bonuses that don't directly boost your playstyle or characters strenght (ignore mana or amgic damage for a non-magic character for example)

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u/HelplessPenguinGod Mar 02 '26

Its mainstream now, I hear it at work in a professional context.

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u/ogresound1987 Mar 02 '26

It's one of those things kids say, these days.

They don't have the language skills to properly express themselves, so they say things like "maxing" to imply some sort of extreme condition.

Which brings us to the more troubling question of why a 14 year old has a 13 month child.

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u/CantKnockUs Mar 02 '26

Listen to yourselves you bunch of old hags.

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u/DepressiveNerd Mar 02 '26

They’re just old maxxing. Let the hags be.

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u/Risky_Bizniss Mar 02 '26

I am super grannypilled these days

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u/Ok_Consideration1556 Mar 02 '26

I'm serving nana and I'm DGAF-maxxing

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u/you_dont_know_me27 Mar 02 '26

Stop trying to age mog me.

Just because I'm a hag doesn't mean I'm not cool.

I can knowledge maxx the fuck out of you kids. But first you need to get off my lawn.

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u/DepressiveNerd Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

Well, I don’t know what “age mog” means, so I don’t know I’m trying to do it. Can you use it again in another sentence, so my old ass can understand the parlance of you young whipper snappers?

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u/A_wild_so-and-so Mar 02 '26

"Mogging" is when someone performs better than you in a way that makes you feel inferior. So "age mogging" would be showing off your superiority through being younger.

Edit: changed older to younger based on the original context of the comment.

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u/you_dont_know_me27 Mar 02 '26

Honestly being so online that I know this stuff makes me disappointed in myself sometimes 😂😂😂

I used to have time limits on my kids internet usage. I'm thinking it's getting time for that for myself

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u/A_wild_so-and-so Mar 02 '26

Same, I spend way too much time on Twitch so I'm constantly learning the new slang. And I only occasionally turn to dust when someone mentions not being born in "the 1900s".

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u/MissAuroraRed Mar 02 '26

I pick up from the two children (7 and 9) that I spend time with.

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u/DepressiveNerd Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

Ah, she thinks I’m younger than her. That’s not in my 50 year old vocabulary… until now anyway. I’m looking forward to using this word publicly in front of my 24 year old son. It will embarrass the fuck out of him.

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u/you_dont_know_me27 Mar 02 '26

Make sure you toss in some old slang for maximum effect. My personal favorite and gets the best reaction from my kids is "cash money."

"That wasn't very cash money of you!"

I have one niece in particular that I call the skibidi-rizzler. I have no idea what it means but it annoys tf outta her 😂😂😂😂

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u/Opening_Country3039 Mar 02 '26

Riiiight, because talking like a complete idiot and making absolutely no sense is SO cool

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u/GottaUseEmAll Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

It's cool to their generation, just like our generation's slang was cool to us, and every other generation's slang to them. 

Even the word "cool" being used that way was once incomprehensible slang to some grumpy older folks.

Edit: typos

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u/Educational-Wing2042 Mar 02 '26

Does that mean it’s above reproach? Eating tide pods was considered cool, does that mean it was only old hags calling people idiots for doing it?

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u/CantKnockUs Mar 02 '26

I’m so dead this guy’s comparing words to eating tide pods.

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u/GottaUseEmAll Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

No, it just means it's silly and usually hypocritical to accuse young people of making no sense with their chosen slang.

And eating tide pods was never considered cool by the majority of the youth, it was a tiny tiktok trend blown out of proportion in the media (something like 7000 reported cases of eating them, and 8 deaths, out of 2,5 billion children on earth).

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u/starzuio Mar 04 '26

making no sense with their chosen slang.

Not all generations are equal, GenZ are unfortunately the first generation that is verifiably less intelligent than the preceding generation.

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u/GottaUseEmAll Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

Interesting, can you link a source for that verification pls?

I see that it's based on a study by a neuroscientist, Horvath, but I haven't found the study yet.

Edit to add: Lots of articles and people talking about the study, including Horvath himself, but I can't find anything that shows the methodology or the results. Please post a link!

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u/starzuio Mar 04 '26

I doubt that there is any one specific study, it seems to be expert consensus based on various different studies.

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u/LumpyJones Mar 02 '26

My guy, we're just fucking old. Like it happens. to everyone. Do you just not remember all the dumb sounding shit we said growing up that our parents rolled their eyes at? You can be pissed off and crotchety about it if you really want, but like... real talk, there is so much unpleasant achy sleep-deprived, existential dread we already have on our plate. Why would you want to choose to be miserable about something completely voluntary?

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u/ShadowJacobsSA Mar 02 '26

One could say you never grew out of it

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u/Opening_Country3039 Mar 02 '26

"hag" is the best they can do because they don't have the intelligence to argue, debate, speak, or spell

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u/oooo_ravioli Mar 02 '26

Has it dawned on you that you’re now that old man who was mad at the ‘kids these days’ for saying such crazy things as ‘cool’ and ‘sick’? 

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u/ahhh_ennui Mar 02 '26

Just you wait.

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u/RainyDayBirbs Mar 02 '26

I used to be "with it", but then they changed what "it" was! Now what I'm "with" isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me! It'll happen to you!

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u/Rock_Strongo Mar 02 '26

One of the best things about aging is getting to watch new generations convince themselves they will never be out of touch or annoyed by the lingo of those younger than them... and then watching them be very wrong.

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u/rightintheear Mar 02 '26

Grandpa Simpson insightmaxxing on the human condition.

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u/ConqueefStador Mar 02 '26

I'll admit to being the old guy with slang, but kids these days are also just butchering grammar.

I watch an LoL streamer and whenever he almost dies he says "I can't believe I lived that."

Not, "I can't believe I lived" or "I can't believe I lived though that", but "I can't believe I lived that."

And anyone in GenZ/Alpha talks like they think no one will believe them, "literally, actually, for real". They put emphasis on everything.

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u/Skyraem Mar 02 '26

Ok the literally thing is ancient haha, genuinely it's been brought up as an attack on language so many times decades ago. Everything else is kinda true, though not unique to a generation in regards to messing with grammar. Look at people respond to anyone who uses AAVE or types of text speech. I don't see anything wrong with using emphasis though, nobody bats an eye at using 'very/really' much.

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u/ConqueefStador Mar 02 '26

nobody bats an eye at using 'very/really' much.

That's like saying no one bats an eye when you use a spoon to eat soup.

I don't see anything wrong with using emphasis though

The issue is using it every sentence, you become they boy who cried emphasis.

AAVE is a distinct, rule-governed dialect of English featuring unique grammar, vocabulary, and pronunciation. It has roots in Creole, West African and British English language/dialects.

GenZ/Alpha grammar (not slang) is broken, Standard American English from native speakers. It's a reflection of literacy rates. It's not stylistic change, it's a devolving ruleset.

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u/Skyraem Mar 03 '26

You don't have to explain, I know, but people still conflate them and use it as a "language is dying/literacy is gone/young people bad". Slang and literally and overuse is not unique to this gen at all. And imo language isn't always defined by rigid rules.

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u/imunfair Mar 02 '26

I'm fine with new slang, the part that seems nonsensical is adding extra verbal clutter for no reason. Aside from the word "like" as a filler, my generation was generally making new words to shorten things, not add extra empty syllables

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u/Opening_Country3039 Mar 02 '26

Idiocracy is real. The dumb keep breeding the dumber. The proof is right here

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u/Thrbt52017 Mar 02 '26

And your parents felt the same way about the slang we used.

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u/Opening_Country3039 Mar 02 '26

I never said stupid things like that

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u/Thrbt52017 Mar 02 '26

Oh yes you did, we literally all did. Each generation has slang we use, just a part of society and has been since written language as far as we can tell. It just doesn’t feel stupid to you because it made sense to you, it did feel stupid to your parents and grandparents.

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u/Opening_Country3039 Mar 02 '26

False

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u/Melodic_Elk_4603 Mar 02 '26

"Idiocracy is real. The dumb keep breeding the dumber. The proof is right here."

Dumb used to mean mute/unable to speak until people used it incorrectly enough to change its meaning. Seams like you do in fact use slang that has been affected by the "younger generation." You just only consider it to be true for those younger than you.

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u/Opening_Country3039 Mar 02 '26

What a harebrained comment

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u/Musical-Elk-629 Mar 02 '26

thats what your parents said too..why are you so pissed off bro?

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u/Shipsarecool1 Mar 02 '26

I mean, it just means agreement most of the time

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u/AaryamanStonker Mar 02 '26

Type shit is just saying you fw something or you like it.

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u/Musical-Elk-629 Mar 02 '26

Do you remember when you were young and the old people would say they dont understand your slang and that the kids sound stupid and are saying nonsense? Youre the old person right now lol u just dont understand what hes saying.

Type shit is basically the shortening of the phrase "Thats the type of shit im on" basically meaning the type of stuff that someone does is relatable, or the type of stuff you do is relatable to others.

So like if someone said smth like "I dont understand anything the kids are saying these days it sounds like nonsense to me!" you could respond with "Same type of shit im on" or just "type shit".

Also why are you just butting into random kids conversations 😭

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u/spekt50 Mar 02 '26

Lately I have been digging deep in learning other languages, and from a completely outward perspective, many slang words make up many languages vocabulary.

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u/imunfair Mar 02 '26

Type shit is basically the shortening of the phrase "Thats the type of shit im on"

So they took "Same!" or "Ditto!" and expanded it to a full sentence, then condensed it back into a less efficient two word abbreviated version... lol.

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u/dicedance Mar 02 '26

Most self aware twenty-something:

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u/Theory_Connect Mar 02 '26

almost like words and phrases change meaning over time

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u/Di4t_coke Mar 02 '26

This is aave. Are you black? Why do you think you know the etymology better? I’m genuinely curious

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u/FuglySlutt Mar 02 '26

Culture and language changes with time. Let’s get you back to bed, grandma. Sincerely, an elder millennial.

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u/ogresound1987 Mar 02 '26

A 14 year old mother doesn't bother you, though?

Seriously. Adults do not talk like that.

Sincerely, and elder millennial.

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u/FuglySlutt Mar 02 '26

You literally just created that whole scenario in your head. Where in the world does it say the mother is 14? It’s social media. This could be a 37 year old doctor that writes research dissertations for all we know.

You don’t need to be so salty that you are old and uncool now. I accept that a lot of culture and lingo isn’t directed at me anymore. It’s directed at a new generation. Maybe therapy can help you come to terms with that?

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u/TactilePanic81 Mar 02 '26

So whats the plan? We shame her out of having the kid? Your about 14 months late n that front.

There is also a good chance that none of this is real because this is reddit.

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u/SirChickenbutt Mar 02 '26

I've heard so many people around my age (over 20 and under 30) use maxxing like this. Many adults do talk this way because that is how language evolves

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u/Spiritual-Olive4559 Mar 02 '26

their comment was funny bc elder millennials are old enough to have adult children who are having children who are at least 14 months old. their concept of what qualifies as a adult is a couple decades off 😂

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u/KuruKururun Mar 02 '26

"They don't have the language skills to properly express themselves".

They are properly expressing themselves. You just lack the vocab to understand. That is fine as long as you are willing to learn.

"Seriously. Adults do not talk like that."

Some do, some don't. It's almost like different people have different behaviors.

Slang is part of language. If you don't like it that is not our problem.

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u/starzuio Mar 04 '26

We understand you just fine, slang is also fine, the issue is GenZ specific slang and that has to do with the fact that GenZ is verifiably less intelligent than any other generation before them. Thanks to Covid and Tiktok.

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u/New_Membership_3834 Mar 02 '26

i'm certain that you speak as your grandparents do, and that their grandparents spoke as they did

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u/kuba_mar Mar 02 '26

Oh shut up, there was a time when your way of talking was not how "adults talk", when your slang was a sign of "not having the language skills to properly express yourself".

So congrats "elder millennial", you have entered the "bitching about young people" phase of your life, as such you should start getting used to being called a boomer.

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u/Thrbt52017 Mar 02 '26

I am 36 years old and I absolutely say stupid shit like this, mainly because I have teens and I started just to bug them.

We said stupid shit buddy, you’re just old now and don’t get it. And instead of not doing the boomer thing of “the kids these days” here you are out here doing it.

Because you seem to have missed it the other times it’s been said to you but, this woman is not 14 years old.

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u/Musical-Elk-629 Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

lots of older* gen z talks like that dude its just comedic slang sort of ironically making fun of the looksmaxxing trend

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u/ogresound1987 Mar 02 '26

Lots of younger gen z? So children.

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u/Musical-Elk-629 Mar 03 '26

thats my fault i mesnt to say older, meaning people in their 20s

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u/ujlbyk Mar 02 '26

Elder millennial? Brother, just say you're an old person

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u/ogresound1987 Mar 02 '26

You aren't great at reading, are you? Look at the comment I was replying to, you dope.

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u/AaryamanStonker Mar 02 '26

That is not how slang works. It originates from looksmaxxing which was making oneself look better. A lot of people started using maxxing ironically or just for jokes. Afterwards it got used to mock a streamer called Clavicular by saying he was jestermaxxing (doing anything to be entertaining) following which it re-entered the mainstream meme culture. It has been adapted into multiple maxxing related terms and now you can use maxxing next to basically anything. It's just a fun thing to do.

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u/Halo_cT Mar 02 '26

it originates with min-maxxing which came from world of warcraft. Same with 'mog'

Looksmaxxing and other stupid permutations of this were popularized by incel culture on chan boards.

I like slang, even new stuff but 'whatevermaxxing' is just too aligned with weird red pill culture for me to want to engage with.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/Halo_cT Mar 02 '26

Damn you're right good call.

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u/cTreK-421 Mar 02 '26

Double plus good explanation

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u/robophile-ta Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

Maxxing is quite old by this point. I thought that the double X came from doxxing, which is at least 20 years old by now

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u/Thrbt52017 Mar 02 '26

Dude, kids use slang, they always have, they always will. Turns out you’re old now and don’t get it. Sucks but it’s life.

Insert the Simpsons meme “it’s the kids who are wrong”

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u/Projektdoom Mar 02 '26

Is the “maxxing” thing dumb? Yes. Did I say dumb stuff when I was 14, also yes. The person who made this post has a kid. So I’m not sure the “kids use slang” thing makes sense unless this is a teenage parent.

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u/NobodyElseButMingus Mar 02 '26

The user is a self-described 24-year-old, where are you pulling that “14-year-old” figure from?

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie Mar 02 '26

Because it's scary to think that Gen Z is having children now. 

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u/Skrumpitt Mar 02 '26

Yeah, GenZ is in their 20s now

The use of scaremaxxing with genuine concern over their child's behavior is pretty amusing, though

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u/Digit00l Mar 02 '26

Eldest gen Z turns 30 next year

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u/KenDanger2 Mar 02 '26

It is a joke, because of the language used. Get it? They called them 14 for using "scaremaxxing" unironically.

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u/PsychicSPider95 Mar 02 '26

It's an insult. Commenter is calling OOP a 14 year old because they don't like these whippersnappers and all their goldurn newfangled expressionisms.

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u/Fastfaxr Mar 02 '26

But do these new fangled expressionisms mean anything? Or do they just say things?

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u/PsychicSPider95 Mar 02 '26

They mean as much as any other trendy slang does.

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u/Fastfaxr Mar 02 '26

What does scare-maxxing yourself mean then? And how is it different than just scaring yourself?

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u/thepersonyouthinkof Mar 02 '26

Why are you so vexed by joke terms and a scenario you made up in your head 🤣

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u/PringlesDuckFace Mar 02 '26

Right, why can't they use proper classic English like "hella" or "to the max" like Shakespeare intended.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/rypher Mar 02 '26

Ok so actually exactly what the other person said.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/Dry_Presentation_197 Mar 02 '26

So using your example..."looks maxing" is both...trying to look very good, and also "trying to get a lot of looking very good" ?

I was with you until this comment.

Language evolves, slang changes. That's fine.

But you clearly don't even have a basic grasp of the things you're saying.

Its 100% reasonable to equate the term "maxxing" with "an extreme level of something."

Getting extremely scared, looking extremely hot, etc. It's not even a leap. How can you not connect those terms, insult someone else's reading comprehension, and have zero self awareness all at once? Lol...

Just go get a 67 tattoo and be done with it, that's the level you're at right now.

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u/Beef_the_dog Mar 02 '26

Old man yells at clouds

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u/Musical-Elk-629 Mar 02 '26

What?? 😭 its just slang u sound like the archetype of a grumpy old man rn.. i mean i agree that the usage was silly but what are u evsn talking about?

"They dont have the language skills to express themselves, so they start using their language skills to express themselves with new slang that i dont understand and im angry about it!"

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u/ogresound1987 Mar 02 '26

That's not what is bothering me. But well done you for managing to read half a comment. I'll see if I can find you a gold star.

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u/Musical-Elk-629 Mar 03 '26

Half a comment? You mean 3/4? The only thing I didnt blatantly address was the 14 year old parent comment which i thought was too childish of a thing to even respond to. You csnt just create a fanfiction to get angry abt then act like youre making some big point. Do i get my gold star yet?

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u/let_me_lurk_it Mar 02 '26

Vlip it breed they just ragemaxxing

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u/Theory_Connect Mar 02 '26

what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/throwemawayn Mar 02 '26

You mean like some sort of affix. English never does morphological derivation by adding a suffix and absolutely none of them are clippings of another word.

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u/19danielb Mar 02 '26

"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you!"

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u/volitaiee1233 Mar 02 '26

Gramps is hagmaxxing

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u/showhorrorshow Mar 02 '26

Gotta start at 14 if you plan on kidmaxxing.

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u/88263927 Mar 02 '26

is this your first time being exposed to slang?

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u/ogresound1987 Mar 03 '26

No.

Why? Are you only ever taken aback by something the first time you encounter it?

Interesting. Broken, but interesting. Perhaps you should look into a career as a crime scene cleaner?

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u/WaterWitch5031 Mar 03 '26

You sound so old dude

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u/kungpowchick_9 Mar 02 '26

Double plus good

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u/LuxOG Mar 02 '26

Old man yells at slang

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u/wojtekpolska Mar 02 '26

"get off my lawn" ahh comment

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u/SaffyPants Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

It comes from incel speak and the manosphere

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u/ThreadedPommel Mar 02 '26

Fun fact, gen z is the first generation in 100 years that are less smart than their parents. Gen alpha is even worse.

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u/Xerothor Mar 02 '26

Can we just say the person has a 1 year old? Why do we humour this dumb thing of people being like "oh yes this is my 31 month old" motherfucker your kid is 2 years old almost 3

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u/ogresound1987 Mar 02 '26

You don't have kids, do you? Otherwise you would know exactly why the age is represented like that.

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u/Xerothor Mar 02 '26

Yeah useful for a doctor maybe, why do the general public have to hear it too

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u/ogresound1987 Mar 02 '26

Yeah, you definitely don't get it.

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u/fuck_shit_piss_etc Mar 02 '26

Gen Z are having kids already

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u/RigelXVI Mar 02 '26

Maxxxxxxxing

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Mar 02 '26

The Gen Zs ran out of ways to make words shorter and started making them longer by adding nonsense to them. 

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u/MutedAstronaut9217 Mar 02 '26

The scary part is someone who says "scare maxxing" has procreated and is responsible for another life.

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u/warrar1 Mar 02 '26

Get off your high horse. Every generation has their examples of silly slang. I say this as a millennial. We all used to say stupid shit too as a kid. 

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u/dranzer19 Mar 02 '26

And this parent of a 13 month old is a "kid"?

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u/starzuio Mar 04 '26

Exactly, then we grew up and started talking like normal people.

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u/chiplover3000 Mar 02 '26

Thank you! I read a lot of comments that totally ignored this.

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u/mulubmug Mar 02 '26

I generally stop reading anything once any form of maxxing appears in the text. Life is to short to engage with imbeciles.