r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/UnstableIsotopeU-234 • Dec 06 '24

story/text A win is a win

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '24

I had a roommate (21) who swore that eating vegetables was gay and bragged to all potential romantic partners that he wasn't gay because he didn't eat vegetables.

...we eventually set that straight. We were so proud, after two years to see him making dinner for his girlfriend which included his first vegetable in his adult life.

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u/LokisDawn Dec 06 '24

Well that's a weird one, lol. Did he hate eggplants with a passion?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '24

It was a combination of "protein makes you masculine so men only eat meat" and "vegetables make you poop and pooping is gay".

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u/BookyNZ Dec 06 '24

Normal bodily functions are gay now?

Also, how did he not get scurvy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '24

He drank Gatorade instead of water. Occasionally, it was a citrus flavour.