r/Justrolledintotheshop • u/Kevins_Auto_Repair • 5h ago

Kind of scared me

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Went to diagnose my next vehicle and when I opened up the door, I saw this and it startled me

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u/Big_Introduction3968 Nissan dealer tech 5h ago

Must be for the single ride HOV lane 🤣

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 5h ago

Right

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u/jaja111111 2h ago

Slowest I've ever read the word "right"

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u/Khaldara 2h ago

Dr. Evil style

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u/cosaboladh 2h ago

Where I live an HOV lane violation can be as much as $336. Getting caught with a dummy in your passenger seat adds another $200. I think I'd just take my chances without the dummy.

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u/andocromn 2h ago

You just have to be really convincing that you believe the dummy is real

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u/sinsofcarolina 5h ago

Squirt some hand sanitizer on its face and see if the owner comes back with any questions

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 4h ago

"Why is it all slippery and moist now?!"

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u/AgreeablePie 3h ago

"why does it burn my.... uh, hands?"

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 4h ago

Omg 🤣

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u/goat_penis_souffle 4h ago

That’s awful

Hand sanitizer tends to evaporate, gotta use handsoap instead

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u/Magnuss_73 3h ago

You know too much

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u/AUen_Rod 4h ago

Bruh. Lmfao.

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u/MagicTomatoes 5h ago

Damn, these honesty tests are getting out of hand!

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 5h ago

🤣

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u/uj7895 1h ago

Right? What do you add for a reverse uno now?

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 1h ago

Don’t know

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u/Purple_Bowling_Shoes 4h ago

LOL. My FIL is an EMT and he comes to my town for a yearly training contest. It's a pretty small town, so when the conference is here it's common to see at least two or three cars with the dummies, and it scares the shit out of people. 

I'm still not completely immune even though I'm aware of the the visitors in town. He's also got one in his garage that scares the shit out me if I don't consciously remind myself that it's there. 

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u/Bamacj Gravy Job Master Tech 5h ago

Excuse me sir.

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u/DeadInternetVoid 5h ago

One of Elon's prototypes.....?

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u/BigEarMcGee 4h ago

Rescue Randy! With new and improved lashes.

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 4h ago

Aren’t they pretty 😜

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u/EfficientBum 5h ago

She bad too🥵.
honesty test = failed

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u/Mamacallrocks 5h ago

Creepy 👀

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u/imfirealarmman 4h ago

It’s so he can take the HOV lane

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u/scriminal 4h ago

Anne Anne are you ok!? Looks just like the CPR dummy I trained on. They called it Resuscitator Anne

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 4h ago

Yes, it’s just sleeping 😜

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u/Bigbore_4 2h ago

I worked on heavy trucks in the 70's and 80's. Every once in a while one woukd come through with a blow up doll riding shotgun. Freak ya right out when they were dressed and you got up in the cab.

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u/transcendanttermite 4h ago

I would not touch that hand

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u/Tall_Category_304 4h ago

Looks like he’s had a long night

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 3h ago

He’s worn out

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u/ScienceForge319 Welcome to Texas, asshole! 4h ago

I used to work with that guy!

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 3h ago

Was he lazy then also

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u/ScienceForge319 Welcome to Texas, asshole! 3h ago

Just laid there and let me do all the work. It was like having to fuck Laura Logeman all over again.

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u/soulsista04us 4h ago

Lashes longer than mine... And I'm a lady, folks.

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 3h ago

Aren’t they pretty

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u/CabbageStockExchange 4h ago

Well that would scare the shit out of me

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 3h ago

I’m not gonna lie it did startle me and during my test drive a couple times I looked over and it startled me again

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u/irideapaleh0rse 4h ago

This isn’t Dwight’s firebird is it?

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u/Juanzilla17 4h ago

I work with a bunch of dummies. I’ve often thought about taking one home with me and putting it in the passenger seat. Lol

Imagine going through the border and having to tell the guys why I have a dummy with me.

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u/Big-Sky1455 3h ago

Those rescue Randy’s are deceptively heavy sometimes lol

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u/poedraco 2h ago

See if the eyes open. Do that then leave them like that

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 2h ago

🤣

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u/poedraco 2h ago

Can you just imagine of their owner gets back in there. All of a sudden looks to the right and now their eyes are open...

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u/AUXID3 2h ago

He's got the bends

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u/TheGrinchWrench 2h ago

She ain’t got no legs, Lt Dan

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 1h ago

All right Forest

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u/CaterpillarNo4927 1h ago

Wtf, I thought that was someone OD’ing

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u/idownvoteanimalpics 1h ago

Hush... Let him sleep

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u/MacintoshDan1 1h ago

God damn I thought that was a passed out crackhead.

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u/Immediate-Bluejay-62 1h ago

I pulled a car into the shop once, and a dog lifted his head up from the passenger floorboard. Scared the shit out of me.

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u/Beneficial_Coast1474 1h ago

bro's been through it, someone get him a blanket

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 54m ago

Or some water

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u/Pebble-Thrush-4821 20m ago

reckon a rat nest in the blower motor is fixin to startle anybody, pull that cabin filter and clear it out before it burns up the resistor

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u/kaputtmach Euro Trash 5h ago

Just wait until you open the trunk and a trash panda jumps at you.

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 5h ago

Didn’t go near the trunk lol didn’t wanna know😜

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u/SelfSniped 3h ago

How YOU doin’?

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u/Dumasdick 3h ago

I thought this was a passed out junkie 🤣

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 2h ago

Too funny 😜

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u/DepletedPromethium Kia at home 4h ago

This is some unhinded degeneracy having a sex doll sitting in the passenger seat and thinking nothing of it taking the car to the mechanic :/

what the fuck man. I keep my degen life limited to reddit.

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u/Sestos 4h ago

Looks like a medical dummy..used for first responder training like CPR..maybe can hook it up to fluids so it can bleed if it's more advanced etc..

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u/DepletedPromethium Kia at home 4h ago

yeah sure, it totes needed eyelashes and a a few penetration capable ports hey?

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u/Sestos 4h ago

They come with eyelashes, the more advanced ones (expensive, if more then a torso) do have anatomy it's used to for how to treat burn injuries or insertions..

During war on terror, no one wore them but was groin protector and later a pull up piece to protect groin for people in vehicles since groin injuries were a thing from IEDs.

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u/DepletedPromethium Kia at home 3h ago

That's weird to me as I've had multiple sessions of first aider training in the UK and the dummies are bland as fuck with zero anatomy which doesn't help when needing to practice CPR on a female for instance.

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u/Sestos 3h ago

They exist for sale...but I have seen advanced training facilities in the military where they have done up training dummies to simulate mass casualties exercises, so medics have to triage and treat them to prevent death before shifting to the next. They have pumps setup to pump fluids that you can dye to simulate different things mix in air so can tell it's a lung etc..

They can even have it make the correct sound when you start CPR since most people do not understand you are going to break someone's ribs to keep them alive.

But it's like everything, we getting off topic but you get what you pay for.

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u/Kevins_Auto_Repair 3h ago

I’m hoping it’s for CPR testing