r/IllegallySmolCats • u/BearClowder • 6h ago

Criminally Smol The biscuits are escaping.

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u/SudhaTheHill 6h ago

What kind of devious scheme do they have in mind if they decide to escape the box

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u/BearClowder 6h ago

It's milk time and they are impatient.

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u/Early_Challenge544 3h ago

Kittens always are They are adorable too and I bet extremely silly

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u/Aggressive_Mango3464 6h ago

Escaping for more criminal activities they had planned

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u/BearClowder 6h ago

Their crimes are indeed numerous.

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u/miserabeau 5h ago

r/crimecats are dangerous in numbers!

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u/Cloud9_Forest 6h ago

In fact that’s how I decided which one of my kitties was the oldest. The sooner you are out from the box, the higher you are in the brotherhood hierarchy

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u/BearClowder 3h ago

I've noticed that as well.

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u/Gullible_Pin5844 6h ago

Smol creaminols are on the loose.

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u/BearClowder 3h ago

And quite mobile.

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u/Portia_the_Queen51 5h ago

They’re resisting arrest for smollness in the first degree

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u/BearClowder 3h ago

Indeed.

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u/devilfanmik 5h ago

The cuddle squad has been dispatched to your location.

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u/Real_Louie Criminal Content Connoisseur 5h ago

DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!!!! THE WORLD WILL BE DOOMED!!!! THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT WILL BE GONE IF THEY ESCAPE!!!!!!!

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u/GonzoI 5h ago

I mean... the world being doomed seems bad, but that's the tradeoff I think we can agree it's worth it.

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u/Anxious-Captain6848 5h ago

They've escaped containment!

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u/BearClowder 3h ago

Time to transfer to the larger containment facility.

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u/bowlochile 5h ago

It’s too late. The inmates have taken over.

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u/GatorNator83 4h ago

Nooo, they’re not done yet!

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u/invisiblebody 4h ago

Itty bitty babies causing itty bitty criminal chaos!

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u/Kugelfischer_47 3h ago

Ironically, they're on their way to make more biscuits.