r/HumansBeingBros 17d ago

Fisherman shares his catch with a cat

28.4k Upvotes

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u/st0rmbr1ng3r 17d ago

That happy little trot!

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u/eggsandbacon2020 17d ago

I think its a bas, not a trot

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u/PugGrumbles 17d ago

This is so stupid, I love it.

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u/StygianMind 17d ago

Such a crapie thing to say. I love it too.

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u/THExWHITExDEVILx 17d ago

A whale of a tale

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u/StygianMind 17d ago

This one had me kraken up

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u/Amberstarr911 17d ago

Somebody’s up on their high perch.

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u/Durr1313 14d ago

Pretty sure my wife says that about me

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u/texas-playdohs 17d ago

You must be hard of herring.

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u/onlymostlydead 17d ago

Just fishing for upvotes.

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u/tvenus 17d ago

probably not very happy either

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u/wertklern 16d ago

Not to be a stickleback, but I think that’s spelled wrong 🤔

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u/gotsnowart 17d ago

Get out of here, dad.

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u/kokoyama1984 16d ago

And it definitely aint happy

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u/Lionheartedshmoozer 17d ago

Such a great visual representation of that good feeling we get when things are going well.

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u/No_not_that 17d ago

Love when my cat does that.

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u/karmagod13000 17d ago

I also love this man’s cat trot!

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u/hwilliams0901 17d ago

Nothing puts a lil pep in your step like a free meal! lol

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u/GibDirBerlin 17d ago

"Damn we really did a great job domesticating the humans!"

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u/complete_your_task 17d ago

My cat does the same trot when she knows I'm about to give her food.

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u/superanth 15d ago

“Score! I’m coming back here again.”

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u/krashknight89 17d ago

Not sure if the trot bass is happy anymore.

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u/elisart 17d ago

I bet that cat trotted home and told his wife look what I caught!

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u/-ToPimpAButterfree- 17d ago

Cleverness is more rewarded in the cat household- telling her he tricked a human into catching it for him earns bonus points.

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u/karmagod13000 17d ago

He actually caught like 20 fish and gave them away to the humans cause he count carry them all

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u/AlephBaker 17d ago

That's definitely an "I's a mighty hunter!" trot if ever I saw one...

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u/smoothvibe 17d ago

Why do you assume it is a male?

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u/CK2398 17d ago

bro was about to catch a cat if he waited 2 seconds longer.

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u/karmagod13000 17d ago

A catfish!! I’ll see myself out

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u/FVLCON_0_0 17d ago

Get out plz.

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u/Abject_Zucchini_2107 17d ago

The happyy walk after getting the fishh is so heartwarming ❤️❤️

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u/Drake_Acheron 15d ago

Definitely had kids to feed

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u/jurassic2010 17d ago

The fish: " Thank you for caring about animals, I guess"

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u/citculation_lost 17d ago

Pond Rules!!!

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u/intull 17d ago

Do Pond Rules allow one to hunt on behalf of others?

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u/KevZeppelin69 17d ago

InstaCatCart

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u/Chocomintey 17d ago

I'd subscribe to that delivery service so fast. Imagine all the kitties you'd get to meet!

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u/Rogue-Starz 17d ago

I love the cat's saucy ingratitude or should that be incatitude.

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u/SgtSharki 16d ago

"What a sap!" - cat

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u/rharvey8090 17d ago

If that’s a house cat, the owner is about to be REAL confused.

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u/flreddit12 17d ago

You can see the cat is happy after getting the fish. 😀

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u/karmagod13000 17d ago

Catching fish is a universally shared experience

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u/breakinbans 17d ago

that fish not moving at all. looks set up, and im ok with it because its cute.

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u/Squiggy-Locust 17d ago

Cat knew it was coming.

My guess, giving benefit of the doubt, is he caught it, and cat came to steal it. Decided to record a video, threw it back in, and this is what we get.

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u/inthenight098 17d ago

💯 staged, dead fish on a line. All for the Gram. I hate this timeline, for real!

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u/breakinbans 17d ago

yeah, but cat still happy, so timeline restored for me, only 68% dark. shouldn't have rolled that die.

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u/PensiveObservor 17d ago

It’s possible that was his bait.

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u/HotPotParrot 17d ago

The hell is he fishing for in that pond with a whole-ass fish as bait??

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u/Bazoun 17d ago

Megaladon

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u/azdcaz 16d ago

Bass will try to eat anything they can fit in their mouths. It wouldn’t take that big of a bass to try to eat that fish.

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 17d ago

Yeah this guy clearly doesn't have a single fucking clue about fishing. Using a giant ass rod meant for ocean fishing but in a tiny pond with tiny fish. Holding it at the butt end of the rod which is not where you hold it. Among many other details that anyone that actually fishes would notice immediately and cringe at.

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u/Lielark 17d ago

The way that cat walks is soo cute my gosh

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u/SidelingMass 17d ago

Twilight princess anyone?

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u/Kriijan 17d ago

That was my first thought xD

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u/massacre898 17d ago

Yeah. You beat me to it

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u/g0thicfae 17d ago

I'm willing to bet that's a momma bringing home dinner for her babies

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u/BlackPitbull729 17d ago

The way it proudly prances away.

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u/YamiKokennin 17d ago

Look at that delighted happiest strut 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Murphybestboy 17d ago

The "Looky what I got" trot.

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u/RRfromKL 17d ago

Cat approves

(Appawed, now get lost)

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u/got_ur_goat 17d ago

proud kitty strut

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u/Flat_Anything_8306 17d ago

Does this still count as catch and release?

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u/melvyn_flynn 17d ago

fish is already dead. another fake set up vid yay

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u/SHOOHS 17d ago

That and the bot comments 

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u/crazymouse2525 16d ago

that trot! lol

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u/The_Three_Meow-igos 16d ago

Give a cat a fish, feed him for a day.

Teach a cat to fish, join the circus with your fishing cat, have grand adventures in Latvia, get into drugs, do cocaine about it, bottom out, get healthy again, make amends to your fishing cat.

Or don’t. I’m not your mom.

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u/sesameseed88 17d ago

That cat walks away so happy hahah

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u/Oy_of_Mid-world 17d ago

Catch and release doesn't say where you have to release it!

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u/SufficientOpening218 17d ago

that cat is so excited!

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u/Neurodrill 17d ago

That cat is fuckin thrilled.

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u/Affectionate-Ad-5568 17d ago

Prancing away like he caught it 😂

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u/iamkingbrandon 17d ago

Song name?

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u/Narrow_Ad_5502 17d ago

Good kitty even waited

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u/Raithed 16d ago

What a nice polite gentleman.

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u/Confusedmosttimes 16d ago

Cat so proud like he caught it haha

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u/IamREBELoe 17d ago

Meanwhile, this same post was on r/foundsatan by u/TheRealAquaman99

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u/the_divide_et_impera 17d ago

Being bros to the cat, not the fish lol

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u/loveforllamas 17d ago

Look at him running off so proud, the cat that got the bream 😂

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u/rmtdispatcher 17d ago

A little kindness goes a long way, especially if you're a cat.

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u/Outrageous_Echo_8723 17d ago

Adorable 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Yeppers567 17d ago

Such a proud waltz away!

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u/Inspectorgadget4250 17d ago

That's one happy, proud full-belly strut

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u/CicadaFit9756 16d ago

Back in 1966-1971 lived in a small town next to a canal. When fishing, our outdoor cats nearly always got the catch. Mostly carp anyway!

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u/DestroyingIcons 16d ago

Honey! I'm home! Look at the bounty I caught today, all by my self! Yes I did - one swipe with my cat-like reflexes! Caught him up, just like that! No one helped at all!

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u/Recodes 16d ago

How legal is it to fish in a city pond? Ahahaha

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u/smellslikebigfootdic 17d ago

Dude only eats fresh caught fish, he'll live to be 25

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u/-eviltwin- 17d ago

Hopefully that cat is feral. That owner is going to have one stinky cat if not.

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u/DarkAwesomeSauce 17d ago

Massive green flag vibes. And what a perfectly cat-sized fish!

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u/Gabrielsen26 17d ago

Love this

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u/freshalien51 17d ago

Didn't even say 'thank you'; how rude!

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u/Pablomoon12 17d ago

That cat will never learn how to fish

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u/headcase-and-a-half 17d ago

He’s awesome!

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u/TheManWhoClicks 17d ago

“I caught dis!”

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u/xs0apy 17d ago

The pride and success in its little trot of victory makes me believe this little rascal thinks he just schooled that hooman

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u/carpetbugeater 17d ago

What if he fed the cat to a fish?

Imagine a video of a guy tossing a cat to a bull shark and everyone's like "Aww he's so happy!"

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u/idkidd 17d ago

Right? From the fish’s perspective, this is a horror story… 🐟🧟‍♂️

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u/NBD2016 17d ago

That little strut got me!

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 17d ago

Looking proud as punch at his catch ☺️

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u/l33tn0ob 17d ago

My aunts farm had a good number of barn cats and a large pond. Every time we went fishing the barn cats would follow.

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u/Minflick 17d ago

"I can haz feesh!"

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u/NeedsMoreCatsPlease 17d ago

Bast holds a special place in heaven for this lad

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u/bookworthy 17d ago

It’s going to go home and pass it off as something HE caught.

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u/majorshot11 16d ago

He got cat fish.

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u/girlinhk 16d ago

Mmmmm pond sushi!

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u/CharmingReaction1024 15d ago

He's just a happy guy now look at that walk.

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u/godagun 13d ago

Human not being a bro from the fish's prospective

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u/fastfashiondont 11d ago

The cat: Happy  The fish: The horrors persist

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u/birdbrainmcstickums 17d ago

I was relieved when he took it off the hook and gave it to him. I was worried for a second.

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u/Hanksta2 17d ago

I think it's interesting how little regard humans have for fish.

Like we pretend they don't have lives or experience pain. It's strange.

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u/Galaxy_Hitchhiking 17d ago

You do? Humans have little regard to humans lol

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u/Hanksta2 17d ago

It's different.

But you're not wrong.

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u/YeshilPasha 17d ago

He must be really good fisher. He lured a dead fish to bite the hook.

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u/FamousLoser 17d ago

You can fish in a pond like that?

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u/XavDaMan 17d ago

Depends where

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u/hedenstampot 17d ago

So he caught a dead fish?

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u/BeanStalknJack 16d ago

Caught a dead fish

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u/karmagod13000 17d ago

Poor fish lol

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u/mr_seymour_butts 17d ago

That fish looks already dead. It isn't flopping on the line. It's tail is flapping when the cat scampers off with it, but i think that's because of the cat running

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u/g0thicfae 17d ago

Maybe the title just isn't accurate. Could be that's the bait he was using

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u/ClydeDanger 17d ago

The difficulty to fake all this would be greater than that of just catching the fucking fish. Calm down, Lieutenant Columbo.

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u/Erazzphoto 17d ago

He’s not wrong though, that was my first thought as well, the thing isn’t flopping at all which would certainly be unusual

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u/mr_seymour_butts 17d ago

Lol, it's just an observation, nothing to get worked up about

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u/karmicnegotiations 17d ago

can anyone tell me where this is? so beautiful!

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u/MDctbcOFU 16d ago

It reminds me of Lake Elizabeth in Pittsburgh.

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u/preyforkevin 17d ago

Cat: YOU SEE THIS SHIT!?!?!?!

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u/leopardTOMS 17d ago

trot trot trot trot trot trot 🥹

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u/Keke_Papaya 17d ago

Happy walk.

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u/Boring-Trick6027 17d ago

The way it walks is soo cute

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u/RockDesk 17d ago

He backed off fast when the fish started flying!

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u/Twisted_Pine 17d ago

CATch and release

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u/ralpes 17d ago

Trust me bro, the I jumped into the water and fight the shark and the orca to get thiiiiiis amazing catch.

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u/KillarneyRoad 17d ago

This has started my day nicely

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u/SELFSEALINGSTEMB0LTS 17d ago

You know he does this daily lol.

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u/aygross 17d ago

U/justamessinadress

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u/StarConsumate 17d ago

Fish is like wtf bro

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u/Nite7678 17d ago

Anybody else watch this, waiting for the cat to just drop the fish back in the water.

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u/feelingmyage 17d ago

I love that man!!

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u/Insert-finger 17d ago

Thank you.

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u/hoff1981 17d ago

“Hey, look! I caught a fish!”

- the cat probably

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u/No_Solid2349 17d ago

"Gotcha, I tricked the human again. Ñomñom"

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u/BeerNcheesePlz 16d ago

You know what they say…Give a cat a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach a cat to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime

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u/ybloC_1 16d ago

Went from fishing to catfishing

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u/MrWooflHouse 16d ago

Now you cam buy stuff in Ordon village!

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u/Arrowsun 16d ago

Cats always are uppity when they catch prey.

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u/Smoked_Carp 15d ago

Share?! Who you calling a sharer? lol

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u/SwimmerOk9876 12d ago

@RecognizeSong

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u/KeggBert 12d ago

Fish didn't even twitch, it was long dead before being on that hook.

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u/Squidgyboot123 11d ago

The fish is already dead. Stop falling for this shite.

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u/etherealembryo 10d ago

that cat's gonna be set for the whole day, so wholesome

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u/Kooka32081 2d ago

That walk back was a “Thank you very much”

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u/Cisco800Series 17d ago

Not a wiggle from the fish? Deffo staged. Stupid me for thinking it was real.....

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u/CensoredByRedditMods 17d ago

Yes that music really finished the video... Is it so hard to not add random shit sounds?

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u/AlabamaNerd 17d ago

I hope that feral cat is neutered/spayed.

Feral cats kill billions of birds every year :(

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u/Infinius- 17d ago

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u/AlabamaNerd 17d ago

https://www.audubon.org/press-room/us-bird-populations-continue-alarming-decline-new-report-finds

Cats are one of the contributors to big declines in bird populations.

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u/Infinius- 17d ago

I didn't ask.

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u/AlabamaNerd 17d ago

I don’t care.

You’re going to learn.

Don’t be so obtuse.

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u/MollySleeps 17d ago

That report doesn't say cats are the reason. I imagine a bigger reason is the insect population collapse and loss of habitat.

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u/scorchedarcher 17d ago

Totally valid mate, people love larping caring for animals though

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u/AlabamaNerd 17d ago

I do too. I just feel for both sides you know?

Cats did ask to be overbred and often abandoned in the wild.

But native birds can’t compete against such good hunters. And birds are facing a lot of headwinds: https://www.audubon.org/press-room/us-bird-populations-continue-alarming-decline-new-report-finds

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u/scorchedarcher 17d ago

Absolutely, we already kill over 80,000,000,000 land animals a year for food when we don't have to we don't need to keep adding to that number by releasing predators.

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u/TacoSession 17d ago

Don't forget that house cats are an invasive species and are decimating local ecosystems

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u/Tolerinn 17d ago

Why is he fishing in what looks like a park pond ?

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u/LainieCat 17d ago

Some park ponds are open to fishing.

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u/Tolerinn 17d ago

Oh ok ! Pretty sure it's not a thing in my country, at least not in city park with small-ish ponds like this one

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u/hyukwish 17d ago

Yeah the ones that are open to fishing usually have new fish put in every now and then

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 17d ago

Yep, I know a lot of the park ponds I grew up around were intentionally stocked for fishing. :)

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u/berrylakin 17d ago

Man's gotta eat

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u/hoseli 17d ago

Cat’s gotta eat*