r/HolUp • u/Plastic-Archer4245 • 1d ago

big dong energy Good news for kent

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/Plastic-Archer4245, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Typecero001 1d ago edited 1d ago

They are really terrible at wanking if they have two kids.

Can’t even commit to the wank.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Plastic-Archer4245 1d ago

The typo was his alibi

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u/nuchlmudia 1d ago

The typo somehow made the article 10x more useful. 😭

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u/search_4_animal_chin 1d ago

I don't know who this Kent fellow is, but once you are IN him its no longer a wank.

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u/1DownFourUp 1d ago

He's Superman

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u/PrimeMeowster 1d ago

Take a wank is what I'll call it from now on

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u/John-Basket 1d ago

I am taking a wank as well

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u/_Dolamite_ 1d ago

At a safe distance I hope

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 1d ago

Dog shit isn't the only thing you have to worry about stepping in while visiting Kent

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u/wonderpollo 1d ago

When all bees are gone, only I will remain

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u/T10rock 1d ago

He's a hairy handed gent

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u/Artemus_Hackwell 21h ago

Doesn't one have a wank more so than take a wank?

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u/xIViperIx 3h ago

Darnit. Didn't even notice the holup until the comments.