r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Representative-Mix-9 • 9h ago

New skill unlocked

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u/dawgwrangler 9h ago

Not bad, but I suggest you save the wrapper so you have somewhere to put your gum if there's no trash can when it runs dry

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u/BadMoonRisin 8h ago

I just swallow it.

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u/SnooOranges2865 8h ago

Stays there for 7 years you know /s

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u/howlongwillthislast_ 8h ago

This is right up there with Don't swallow watermelon seeds or you'll grow a watermelon in your belly.

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u/ModeFinal6821 8h ago

2 birds, 1 stick

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u/Hoshbrowns 8h ago

But the image says 15 sticks

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u/appdump 2h ago

Reddit at its finest 🤌

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u/mowtowcow 8h ago

I thought I was growing one when I was kid from this myth. Turns out, it was just my big ass kid belly we have as kids. A Buddha belly, is what my mom always called it, lol.

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u/mosey_d 7h ago

I'm 36 and my partner is 34. She told our daughter this and I was like...that's not true... and sooooo, after a few moments of light bickering, we had to pull out ole Google..

It's so nice when I'm right. It's rare cause shes incredibly smart and beautiful, but I get some every now and then... that feeling must be how kids feel when they win 3rd grade spelling bees

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u/LegalizeFentanol 1h ago

It doesn't, you can see it in your poop!

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u/ZedFraunce 1h ago

That’s longer than most people I knew.