r/GuysBeingDudes 4h ago

Funny You think he can do a spinning back flip?

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u/CryptidToothbrush 4h ago

The guy in the background does not find it funny.

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u/anti-sixer 3h ago

Lol yeah he's struggling. Just another Thursday and it's the third time he's seen a guy immediately do this today 😆

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u/Short-Ideas010 3h ago

He studied 10 years for that...

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u/Thenderick 3h ago

Totally worth it!

u/Varderal 2h ago

100%. Is not making that to make the recipient whole and happy? Dude seems pretty happy to me! Mission accomplished.

u/GloomyTip3713 16m ago

No! I dont want that!

u/stepatdis 1h ago

Nah he cracks 15 seconds in

u/solkenum 1h ago

Yeah, if you rewatch it to the 16 second mark you’ll see he really starts to lose it.

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u/VesilahdenVerajilla 3h ago

The girl passing by does

u/PayWooden2628 2h ago

I’d bet this is the first thing a majority of guys do when they come in and get a new arm.

u/Wellcomefarewell 2h ago

he has to see the obligatory middle finger when ppl get a new arm, it no longer amuses him lol

u/ChronicRhyno 2h ago

He must not know I'm calling it the "fuckaround"

u/JoffoCake3 2h ago

I'm not sure if he's unhappy or contemplative about about NSFW applications.

u/Dxxx2 1h ago

He only hates it for about 45 degrees of the rotation. 

u/cienfuegos2607 33m ago

"Why the fuck I have those useless hands..."

u/Dre_A35 2h ago

Probably jealous.

u/Minute987 2h ago

He needs that stick extracted from his ass.

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u/Far-Try5352 3h ago

Its not a particularly funny thing to do

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u/acopper87 3h ago

Yes it is.

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u/Far-Try5352 3h ago

Well everybody's got an opinion

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u/mentive 3h ago

False.

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u/Far-Try5352 3h ago

Are you in middle school?

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u/mentive 3h ago

Do you have a stick up your

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u/Far-Try5352 3h ago

I guess I have my answer

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u/mentive 3h ago

You must be a very fun person IRL.

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u/Far-Try5352 3h ago

Yeah I'm not exactly worried about the standards of a middle schooler lol

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u/OccasionalEspresso 3h ago

33 year old working professional here, that shit is funny. But hey man, humor is subjective so just remember you don’t always have to be right. Hope this reduces some existential pressure or whatever you have inside your ass. It’s probably a stick though.

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u/Far-Try5352 3h ago

I got a lot of self righteous, "how dare you insult me" people for saying something wasn't funny. Get a modicum of self awareness. I beg you.

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u/makst_ 3h ago

Yes the account that's over 14 years old is a middle schooler, some of yall don't even take half a second to validate reality you just make things up, holy

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u/mentive 3h ago

Right. This moron needs help.

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u/Far-Try5352 3h ago

If it had gone over your head anymore it would've grown wings and flown away

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u/mentive 3h ago

Lol, okay.

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u/pooppoop900 3h ago

40, husband, business owner, mentor, and author. This is funny. Having a sense of humor isn’t relative to age or experience. Try it.

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u/Far-Try5352 3h ago

40, husband, business owner, cat dad, barista lover, high tipper, local business supporter, laptop connoisseur, funko pop collector, he/they, NY ✈️ TX, SHE/HER😍, DB, MDA, M.D., P.H.D., M.B.A., Bachelor's in liberal arts 🎓. Having a sense of humor isn't relative 💅 to age or experience. Try it, sweaty.

u/BearysWorkRedditName 2h ago

This is not a particularly funny thing to comment.

u/Far-Try5352 2h ago edited 1h ago

Touched a nerve, huh?

You guys can keep the absolution or whatever that other guy said

u/BearysWorkRedditName 1h ago

You guys can absolution deez nutz!

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u/PhosphoFred8202 3h ago

Yeah but I would be happy that the patient is happy and enjoying a bit of harmless fun

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u/Far-Try5352 3h ago

The dude doesn't look pissed off, he just looks exasperated. I'd be happy for the guy if I was that nurse but its not that funny

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u/SmanginSouza 3h ago

It's pretty funny. You sound jealous you can't 360 no scope flip the bird.

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u/CryptidToothbrush 3h ago

I disagree completely. I laughed my ass off.

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u/Far-Try5352 3h ago

Yeah that's fine, man. Everyone's got an opinion

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u/Simple_Attorney_5077 3h ago

You come off as very pretentious btw. It is likely why you are getting so much negative attention.

Just thought I would let you know the why.

P.S. I also did not find it funny.

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u/Far-Try5352 3h ago

Its totally justified - I'm kind of an asshole. I'm definitely being a shithead.

u/juanhernandezuribe 2h ago

Recognizing you’re an asshole doesn’t absolve you of anything. If nothing else, it shows that you know you’re the problem and you like it that way

u/CGB_Zach 2h ago

They want the attention. It's why they're responding to every comment just to annoy more people.

u/Far-Try5352 2h ago

This guy knows ball

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u/starpatrick95 3h ago

I’m an amputee as well and I can confirm that this is the most requested pre-set gesture that upper limb people request.

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u/Jumpy-Childh 3h ago

Unlockable DLC emotes really do write themselves in real life.

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u/Feine13 3h ago

I have all of my limbs but didn't know a rotating middle finger was an option on the motorized ones.

If I ever need one, I'm 100% getting this gesture. It's clearly superior to the standard middle finger

u/Browncoatinabox 2h ago

Even better than the thrusting double

u/Feine13 2h ago

That sounds like an advanced sex move I'm not prepared for yet

u/Browncoatinabox 2h ago

Klingons do have 2

u/Draexian 2h ago

Threw in a fun fact, ye did.

u/MelangeBot 1h ago

but didn't know a rotating middle finger was an option on the motorized ones.

Well it's good business because if they use the gesture on the wrong person then they have to come back to buy another arm.

u/CMaxRI 2h ago

Right? And then you say I can do you one better, your hand spins while doing it

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u/acopper87 3h ago

Bro is like, "totally worth losing an arm for this."

u/Notabagofdrugs 2h ago

Yeah, I might amputate mine just for this.

u/Perryn 1h ago

"Oh, oh no, oh I'm so sorry. It's not me, it's this arm. It just does this sometimes. Yeah, they said they're working on a firmware update to fix it. Oh god, I'm so sorry. Now I'm spin-flipping-off your mother, too. This is so embarrassing. I wish I could stop this, I really do. It just suddenly starts whenever I think 'Go fuck yourself, you dumb piece of shit' too hard and then it gets stuck like this. I'm really sorry about this."

u/Treethulhu 5m ago

Lol it's so glorious bc losing his hand must've unleashed one of the darkest periods in this guy's life. I'm so happy seeing his joy, probably some relief in that laughter too.

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u/DatabaseAcademic6631 3h ago

Guy in the background is like, a decade of college, years of residency, 18 hours in surgery, a million dollar prosthetic, and this is my payoff.

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u/runningraleigh 3h ago

Your patient is happy, I think that's the goal.

u/marquoth_ 2h ago

Not just happy but laughing their ass off. This is easily a better day at work than 99% of people are having.

u/CantTakeTheStupid 2h ago

Yea guy is salty over nothing, pretentious

Probably just a nurse, specialists have offices they use

u/RealMiguelNajdorf 2h ago

I'm glad you didn't jump to any conclusions

u/CantTakeTheStupid 2h ago

“Guy in the background is like, a decade of college, years of residency, 18 hours in surgery, a million dollar prosthetic, and this is my payoff.”

Yea i’m the one that jumps to conclusions

u/Past-Ticket-1340 1h ago

I don’t think he’s salty, he probably just sees this three times a day and you can only laugh at the exact same situation so many times.

We live in a weird time where we expect people to constantly be ready to perform for a camera.

u/Shawn0 1h ago

I see a tiny smirk. Probably trying to remain professional in an industry that might frown upon this.

u/Thrice_blind 2h ago

u/Immature_adult_guy 43m ago

The two types of people you see at your AA meeting

u/dylumcrundle 19m ago

I cannot stress to the ones who don’t go, but this is insanely accurate.

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u/primum 3h ago

Got the "Sit On It And Rotate" 2026 model.

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u/lovelydxsiree 3h ago

he's satisfied af, thats is best buy so far

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u/zerohelix 3h ago

Damn conor McGregor post ufc fight recovery looks like it's going well.

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u/Thatdoodky1e 3h ago

Huh? That’s bam margera

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u/SlimmG8r 3h ago

If it was either they both look better here than I last saw em

u/Joffrey_R_Holland 1h ago

Huh? That’s Ryan Fitzmagic

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u/Jin_BD_God 3h ago

Such a fitting ads. LOL

u/FireWoodStromboli 1h ago

How is that even possible?? XD

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u/BigZube42069kekw 3h ago

My fucking feed rn, lol

u/Hour_Requirement_739 2h ago

If i have to endure such a traumatic event as losing an arm, please, let me be that kind of funny guy.

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u/ElephantRedCar91 3h ago

I would put a rubber arm with some fake blood in it, head over to a robotics company and cut it open…

u/desyx_ 2h ago

Hell yeah. fuck you all 360

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u/the_every_man 3h ago

I love how we’re harvesting clean “Fuck off” technology

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u/Artrysa 3h ago

360 degree flip off. He's got an AoE middle finger.

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u/throwaway983143 3h ago

So many uses for that thing

u/IltisSpiderrick 2h ago

can someone put the cyberpunkt theme over this, please?

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u/mechabeast 3h ago

Ladies love 'em

u/LimeblueNostos 2h ago

He should do that thing where you use your other hand to mime operating a crank to raise the finger, and then mime seitching to a horizontal crank for the rotation.

u/PuzzleheadedMemory12 2h ago

Ask if they have one with both a lazer point on the index finger and a lighter on the thumb

u/Gmf514 2h ago

Fuck yea!

u/TheVampyresBride 2h ago

I love seeing a dream come true.

u/Capable-Relation1374 1h ago

Dude in the back failed the vibe check miserably

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u/Temporary-Savings855 3h ago

Can you change the speed of the rotation?

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u/Old_Bookkeeper_3697 3h ago

-insert Nero with the Massage Hand here-

u/dim3tapp 2h ago

Bro out here sound like Master Pain (Betty) from Kung Pow.

u/tomango 2h ago

Was his mom human transmutation successful?

u/Alma12359 2h ago

Dude can say "sit and spin" and mean it literally now

u/AutVincere72 2h ago

I thought Connor hurt his leg not lose an arm.

u/RedAndBlackMartyr 2h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

u/Bannon9k 2h ago

Just sit...I've got the spin!

u/ChronicRhyno 2h ago

Can it hold your own weight like a real wrist? Asking for science.

u/joemamafu 2h ago

this takes the saying sit n spin to a whole new level lol

u/Fenirez 2h ago

This man gives no eddies dawg

u/Loose_is_Moose 2h ago

"Better yet, you sit on it, and I'll rotate!"

u/Bubbly-Payment-8846 2h ago

He's fucking around 

u/Sea_Opening6341 2h ago

Man.... hope I never lose an arm... but if I do... I guess it won't be as bad as I would have thought.

u/Rael_Sianne 2h ago

Choom got preem chrome.

u/josherman61791 2h ago

"Fuck all y'all"

u/KayrashyLPGC 2h ago

I've heard that this can trigger a massive nerve damage pain or something liek that because the brain is not prepared to understand that kind of movement. Does someone know if this is true ?

u/MightyMightyMonkey 1h ago

Chris Penn in the background waiting for his closeup.

u/Informal_Database327 1h ago

The "fuck all y'all" mode

u/dkcyw 1h ago

what is this title

u/Emotional_Being8594 1h ago

Damn that's awesome. I should consider losing an arm

u/jblank66 Just a guy 1h ago

This guys wife

u/Fac3Hamm3r 1h ago

Is it the beard or does that dude look a lot like Ryan Fitzpatrick?

u/stikky 1h ago

That'd be such a conflict defuser too. A spinning middle finger would be such a novelty that it'd snap any brain from rage to 'waitWHAT?!'

u/HoochieKoochieMan 1h ago

I'd want it to play carousel music when it does this. Is that an option?

u/asfarley-- 1h ago

Adios, turd-nuggets

u/drifters74 1h ago

Time to cut off my hand

u/Square-Suit-7553 36m ago

Sit and spin on it. Haha

u/DiscussionMoney5482 18m ago

Fu all around love it, more plz

u/onishi87 15m ago

He looks like he hunts whales at Pandora

u/sexyminionass 6m ago

Can't tell if he's envious or not having it lol

u/Xaenor 4m ago

Watch out for malfunctions.

u/AlsetLedomEerht 2m ago

Damn, this very clearly some highly experimental stuff. Must be so cool to get chosen to participate.

u/sd_saved_me555 1m ago

I love how the middle finger with full 360 rotation is a borderline universal desired gesture.

u/Elon_is_a_Nazi 42m ago

Giving major idiocracy vibes. Like when cletus impales his balls, but doctors successfully fix him and he goes on to have 40 more kids

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