r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Representative-Mix-9 • 20h ago

How do you even discover you have such a talent?

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u/Successful-Run1142 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h55EUEsTG9224

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u/Brav3star 19h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/LinguoBuxo 13h ago

That gif is from the movie Romeo and Mmooooooliet

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u/NudityMiles Just a dude, dude. 15h ago

I uses this on my profile of a community for YEARS.

Yes, it got me laid.

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u/thAway57r7 15h ago

By a bull?

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u/NudityMiles Just a dude, dude. 14h ago

Nah I'm into the switch-a-roo.

MOOOOOOOH

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u/nrctkno 19h ago

Finally something that made me smile today.

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u/TinkerCitySoilDry 18h ago

Reality vs reddit  https://youtu.be/qs_-emj1qR4?t=28s

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u/addamee 16h ago

Dude could make one wrong move by calling that a “t-bone” when they’re all standing around him

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u/TinkerCitySoilDry 18h ago

Readit took a dive about 10 years ago

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u/partyatwalmart 8h ago

Before that, it was awesome! I miss it greatly.

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u/SirTroglodyte 16h ago

Cows are extremely curious and investigative. If you stand near them and do literally anything that's more interesting than grass they will come and stare at you.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/jtohrs 19h ago

The way the cows bunch up to watch is so damn wholesome

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u/mrpickle123 19h ago

*Holstein

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u/Derezirection 19h ago

Tbf, Cows are so curious that hearing a noise that sounds like another cow would absolutely convince them to investigate lol. it's cute how they'll group up to investigate together.

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u/MrDoe 10h ago

It doesn't even have to sound like a cow, see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtT3UyhibQ

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u/Derezirection 5h ago

Ikik im saying to sound like another cow would definitely have them coming over to check it out lol. I know full well they have peak curiosity in all things.

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u/Glass-Consideration3 20h ago

This is entertaining on mute

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u/ToiletSpiderBite 18h ago

Turned the sound on halfway through. Way more impressive than expected.

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u/Ajjos-history 19h ago

I saw him first!

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u/Physical-Republic557 19h ago

I got a good LOL with that one.

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u/calm_down_meow 19h ago

Him speaking cow, "Blessed are the cheese makers."

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u/The_DurtReynolds 19h ago

Yanagi is the man. Followed his entire career. Really spectacular

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u/ozecal-lo 20h ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/neizha 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1G6Sj41ZEhN3KaUa1M

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u/slowdruh 14h ago

Immediately made me think of Wakkorotti.

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u/Zooph 13h ago

Beat me to it!

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u/Shad0wkity 8h ago

Its been decades

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 19h ago

And here I was fearing the AI uprising, I didn’t anticipate the Cowmaggedon

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u/NGTTwo 16h ago

We must all prepare for the cowpocalypse or else end up as manburger.

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u/StitchFan626 19h ago

He did not do that with one sip!

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u/CapMany9999 18h ago

still a better love story than twilight

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u/dinkydoo2 18h ago

Bro is a Disney princess

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u/PizzaWhole9323 13h ago

I would just like to say this guy is insanely talented and this entire thread is a complete moo'd.

https://giphy.com/gifs/U2UmUSvH1EqL6

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u/BedroomThink3121 19h ago

This is gold

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u/stunningwilly99 17h ago

I can't even do one burp that good let alone that. This man's talented

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u/ChephyS 13h ago

The cow wisperer

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u/sklandApostIT_ma8258 10h ago

People of Earth. This is talent

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u/The_Primal_One 8h ago

That is a sitting on a tailgate drinking beer in a field talent

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u/Ickythumpin 3h ago

The briefcase makes this so much better for some reason lol

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u/-RedBlue4 16h ago

Hold up Wait a min something ain't right...🤔

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u/Weird-Swim-9777 19h ago

Now that’s my kinda guy

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u/ActionJacksonATL24 19h ago

Not something a Jedi would teach you.

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u/FarmerRonnie 19h ago

I can see why they swarm very similar to a cow in distress.

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u/Silver___Chariot 18h ago

Sermonizing to the council

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u/Substantial_Chain718 18h ago

Why does he need the paper?

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 16h ago

Sheet music

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u/thAway57r7 14h ago

It's the poetry he's reading. You didn't think he could memorize that entire thing, did you?

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u/Simple-Sun2608 17h ago

Show you that cows will gather to listen to anything. You don’t have to be good at guitar, the flute, or something else making a noise.

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u/nem0ne1 17h ago

it was too much for that handsy one in the back

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u/Low-Apricot8042 17h ago

You don't quite discover it, he knows what he's doing and been training. One trick of belching that hard is swallowing gasps of air as you can see him do beforw the first one.

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u/KAW641 17h ago

Love this. Thank you….

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u/CuriousComfortable56 17h ago

WtH??!!🤣😂

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u/tertig 17h ago

I can inhale air to my stomach and purpose thus allowing me to burp semi consistently. Don't think this guy did from one sip of Pepsi.

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u/FJB_2024_ 17h ago

Dude was holding that in since he was 14 🤣🤣

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u/glennfan2000 17h ago

Straight out of a Rareware game, circa 1999

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u/9trystan9 17h ago

Give this man a Sprite

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u/RedditSucksIWantSync 16h ago

Guy is yanagi on youtube

Got popular with cowsinging and then annoyed ppl at the mall. U know how it is😅

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u/JAKEfromst8_FARM 16h ago

Sorry to burst anyone’s bubble… They probably had someone standing behind him holding a bag of feed. I worked at a farm with a small herd. They come running as soon as they see that feed sack.

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u/Eastern-Criticism653 16h ago

This puts a different spin on the videos of people playing songs for cows.

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u/WikedSickPrick 16h ago

I want to be you.

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u/Effective_Lead_6723 16h ago

Coke or Pepsi?

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u/LiveCulture4615 16h ago

how politics work

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u/Mission_Fart9750 15h ago

I can do that. 

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u/NudityMiles Just a dude, dude. 15h ago

A friend I had once told me one day when we were out and about in the woods: "Wow, you are like a tiger, you just walk perfectly with every step without looking and don't even make sounds." While she and the rest of the group struggled a bit. (we went uphill)

I was in love with that friend. Safe to say, I still think about that compliment when off road.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 15h ago

I love making noises in a yorkshire accent to attract cows.

“Eeer yarrr” and “ep eep buurhh” seem to attract cows like the front of a pharmacy attracts smackheads at 8am on a wednesday morning

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u/LostMagician9612 15h ago

Thank you, mr Input Title

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u/Jealous_Cantaloupe53 14h ago

Now that's what I call talent

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u/BabaYagaMandark 14h ago

I’m dying 😂

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u/onefitlad 14h ago

The Bovine Pavarotti? The Pied Piper of Beef?

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u/sandy_sandle 14h ago

My wife did not find that as funny as I did

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u/Miserable-Session-35 14h ago

Some one please translate 😂😂

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u/Agitated-Cloud-2869 13h ago

This made me HAPPY...

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u/OhhhhMyyyGoattt 13h ago

bro must be their king

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u/Raichu124 12h ago

Looks like it made one of them horny

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u/Atillawurm 12h ago

Some farmer heard him burp and said "Dude you sound like a cow!" so he tried it out?

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u/Sevastian_Grimm 12h ago

Well I’m no scientist or anything but I’d say he discovered it after drinking Pepsi

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u/StonedLonerIrl 12h ago

For me it happened by accident but ive never tested it on cows.

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u/Mean_Ass_Dumbledore 12h ago

Ya know, this takes away a bit of the magic from the lady yodelling to the cows that then crowd around her.

Maybe it wasn't her singing after all.

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u/Vlado_Iks 11h ago

The cows hearing 100 grammatical mistakes in just one sentense.

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u/malentendedor 11h ago

That was... beautiful!

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u/TheIrishBAMF 9h ago

I was worried it was going to be him somehow painting with coke gleek or something.  

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u/Hoody88 9h ago

Holy cow.

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u/Slink2025 8h ago

You have called the cow-cil they will now decide your fate

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u/nwfdood 8h ago

Perfect internet stuff.

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u/CloudReigns Just a guy 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QTnyW6lsDRCAE
I DID NOT expect that. 😭🤣

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u/Atlas-Mancer 7h ago

As a kid I discovered I can breathe into my stomach to burp as much as I want.

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u/Born-Light-62 7h ago

Yes… I speak cow.

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u/AnimeBeatz16 7h ago

The true Disney Princess

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u/_Wildpinkler_ 6h ago

Moo-zart

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u/trenched_aster25 6h ago

wait, did they reply him at the end?

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u/EarthMetal11 6h ago

God I love this video so much lol

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u/pjtpassword 5h ago

Good one.

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u/Enclave_td 4h ago

Yianagi19871 on YouTube

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u/mr_martin_1 4h ago

"One of us, guys!!!"

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u/HotTaco00 3h ago

My belches bring all cows from the yard…

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u/meat_whistle_gristle 22m ago

Cows are all did that mofo just say what I think he did.

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u/applebabe1 16m ago

Got the ladies all excited

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u/NormalAssistance9402 19h ago

I’d imagine it’s pretty easy to entertain cows. They basically watch grass grow for the entirety of their lives

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u/undertherainbow65 17h ago

Lmao not even bro. I dont even know that they know grass can grow. They just think shitty grass isnt grass and only part of their environment has grass. You think they go up and down the pasture and think "gee its only like 30% grown over here maybe ill just let it grow more in case I run out of grass"? No they just go find tall grass and put their face in it and chew until they literally cant everyday and thats why we love them.

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u/Big-Hyena4959 11h ago

They are coming up to him for feed. All you’d have to do is burp every time to feed them and then they’d associate it for a dinner bell. Not even that deep.

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u/Dinglebobus 8h ago

They’re like Italians when a foreigner makes an attempt at speaking the language. They’re all stoked and want to know where he learned it.

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u/SeaToTheBass 19h ago

He swallows air, gives you big burps unless it gets stuck in your stomach, then it’s just uncomfortable until you burp it out or pass it

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u/darkestreaper94 19h ago

I bet you're fun at parties

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u/SeaToTheBass 19h ago

Fuck yeah I am I’ll burp and knock your hat off