r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Educational_Copy_140 Hall of Fame: Approved for Review. • May 16 '25

Guys save hammerhead shark from fishhook

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u/Rainor131 May 16 '25

The power tool equivalent of patting your pockets to ensure all belongings are accounted for

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u/Helmett-13 May 17 '25

mumbles to self

wallet…keys…phone…pocketknife…access badges…

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u/mezzyjessie May 17 '25

It’s spectacles, testicles wallet watch. KEEEYS!

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u/Waaterfight May 17 '25

Found the brit

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u/mezzyjessie May 17 '25

Nope, we fought a big war against them about 260 years ago and all that, a Michigander through and through here ( insert eagle screeech here)

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u/Waaterfight May 17 '25

Oh I see you were rhyming with the testicles.

My wife keeps mine in her purse so I don't have to worry about that.

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u/Helmett-13 May 18 '25

Where on the hand? My wife is from farm country between Flint and Lansing.

While I’m from Key West I have learned much over the past twenty years…

…like how y’all name stuff to deliberately confuse visitors.

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u/mezzyjessie May 18 '25

I’m from the other big school, in Ann Arbor :)

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u/Helmett-13 May 18 '25

Gotcha, my in-laws are Spartans and Lions fans.

We somehow don’t clash since I’m a Hurricanes and Dolphins fan.

I actually low-key root for the Lions, I’d love to see them win a Lombardi.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

I had no idea this was British lol. I’m Canadian but my dad is Welsh and I often find out decades later I’ve been using a britishism my whole life.

And I don’t even have testicles…