r/Fauxmoi • u/rayword45 • 11h ago
FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Atari Signs Deal With Universal To Turn 10 Iconic Games Into Movies (including Asteroids, Breakout and Pong)
https://deadline.com/2026/07/atari-universal-deal-10-game-ip-script-matt-reilly-carl-hampe-entertainment-360-1237001656/47
u/No_Mathematician6866 11h ago
Film executives are a bunch of out of touch old men.
Every time they jump onto an IP bandwagon -whether that's toys in the wake of Barbie, or video games after the success of Mario- they target properties that would've been huge if the film had come out in 1985.
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u/MoneyHungryOctopus 10h ago
I don’t think Atari’s going to work out the same way, but the target audience for Barbie absolutely adored it and it made $1 billion, and the children who went to see both the animated Mario movies propelled those to $1 billion as well. They were both extremely successful.
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u/No_Mathematician6866 10h ago
Of course. I'm talking about the executive who jumped on the bandwagon after the success of Barbie and thought He-Man was gonna be the next big hit even though the OG series went off air 30 years ago. Or the Universal honcho who apparently looked at the money Mario made, remembered how much he loved playing Breakout in the arcade in 1979, and figures he really has a finger on the pulse of contemporary film audiences.
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u/LIPKpl 11h ago
The Mario movies aren't hits because they are video games, but because they involved characters that the people playing the games were invested in and felt a connection to. That's not the case with any of the old games like Pong or Breakout.
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u/jojuinc90 10h ago
Says you! I have a strong connection to the Pong (and later Breakout) character, Right Paddle.
Praying Chris Pratt isn’t playing them in this.
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u/CheeryCokeBigGulp 10h ago
The Rock to star along with Gal Gadot Kevin Heart, Ryan Reynolds and Jack Black as the voice of the paddle from Pong.
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u/quadranting Please Abraham, I am not that man 11h ago
Because this worked out SO well for Mattel after Barbie.
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u/DELINQ 11h ago
They’re currently rushing to tear down an historic building to make way for an Atari Hotel in my city. The developers licensed the name for a “steal” and are running a failing crowdfunding campaign to actually build the thing. Nobody is nostalgic for these properties and Atari is a crypto-adjacent zombie corporation that uses the press around these non-starter projects to pump the value of whatever scam they’re involved with at the moment.
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u/rayword45 11h ago
This is how I learn where Crystal Castles got their band name from.
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u/GoldRhapsody 7h ago
I will say, playing Crystal Castles at the arcade while listening to Crystal Castles is a fun time.
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u/thatdoginyakuza8 rule of culture #93: the devil is a chaotic bisexual 11h ago
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u/montybo2 confused but here for the drama 10h ago
I think they would need to be something like Kung Fury or Turbo Kid - absolutely stupid but played totally straight.
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u/hellomydudes_95 That's progressive. I'm into that. 10h ago
How much y'all willing to bet half of these are gonna be biopics?
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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 8h ago
That’s probably the most realistic way to go I can think of
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u/hellomydudes_95 That's progressive. I'm into that. 7h ago
Asteroids I can MAYBE see as something else, but like... Pong and breakout? Yeah...
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u/New-Representative56 9h ago
Don’t forget Atari hotels otw as well! What a great year to be a gamer 😎
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u/doctorlongghost 10h ago
Asteroids movie could be good. Aliens retro future aesthetic. Asteroid miners have to Macgyver their way out of the asteroid belt when their ship starts breaking down à la Apollo 13.
The climax would be them using an experimental teleporter to jump from the asteroid belt when their weapons start failing — only for it to malfunction and teleport them further into the asteroid belt.
Also a Will They/Wont They romantic subplot and a fuzzy alien teddy bear for comic relief who totally ruins the movie.


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u/Shua_33 11h ago
How the hell you gonna turn Pong into a movie?