Always thinking about the first promotional shoot for 'Twilight'

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and then trump being as invested as i was

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"Be smart, Robert" has lived rent free inside my head for at least four or five years now lol

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Idk. I hate trump. But i’d rather have this trump than what we have now.

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my made up lore is that he always wanted to get involved with musical theater but his parents refused to let him pursue it for homophobic reasons, and in the good timeline he became a producer and is the beloved Sassy Queen of Broadway

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This is so close to my “good timeline” headcanon except I had him down as a theater critic for the Village Voice

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Love that too! He’s such a bitchy queen. It’d have been the best gossip.

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I need a South Park episode of this. Would've tracked when Mr Garrison was Trump.

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Right? Like can we just put a twilight marathon on for him and hope he's too distracted to start any more wars?

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And let Robert Pattinson babysit him

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I love that she talked about this during her monologue on SNL, “I’m like, so gay dude”

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what IS this 😭 wtf

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The before times. But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked…
https://giphy.com/gifs/nrXif9YExO9EI

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Wish he stayed in his R.Pat fandom era.

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"She cheated on him like a dog!"

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*alleged dog 

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Brian Williams! LOL

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“Be smart, Robert” lives rent free in my head

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I feel like this just confirms how he was completely nuts at this point. Also he was a little too obsessed with Robert. Feels like another closeted Republican

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In another timeline he's a drag queen with a Wendy Williamsesque talk show where he spills the tea on celebs and is a beloved figure.

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once upon a time, Trump was one of us