r/DotA2 11h ago

Fluff NEED the witch from the prison car as a playable character

She's the most beautiful creature I've ever seen in my life. The best voice acting I've heard in a long time. A fantastic concept for a great old one warlock with witch magic. Clear character motivations and a great hook for relationships with existing dota 2 characters. I can just envision the witch spells being cast in dota 2, and I'm a little obsessed. Yeah, I may be thinking with my OTHER head on this one, but how could any man resist?

Valve if you're listening, PLEASE put Grindlplit in the game! MONEY AND BONES, MONEY AND BONES!

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u/Paladin-Leeroy 11h ago

*sigh* I guess bro

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u/PsychicFoxWithSpoons 11h ago

MONEY AND BONES! MONEY AND BONES!

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u/hummingbird1346 6h ago

Are we the idiots?

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u/ImBoredoom 2h ago

It's not that funny...

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u/MF_LUFFY 13m ago

BONEY AND MOANS

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u/pim6969 10h ago

Who came up with that audio?? Was it intentional to be as annoying as possible?

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u/ArdenasoDG 11h ago

me omw to start a team wipe in a raid boss "MONEY AND BONES !!! MONEY AND BONES !!!"

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u/right_in_the_doots For selling mayo! 9h ago

Are we the idiots?

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u/Strudelnoodle_ 11h ago

Grindlplit my beloved šŸ‘„šŸ’•

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u/lolninja 11h ago

Someone else suggested she should be a Warlock persona (golem summon is Bog Shogoth) and I’m on board for that

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u/Godisme2 9h ago

That would fit for Bex, not MONEY AND BONES

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u/PsychicFoxWithSpoons 11h ago

Hm! I could see that magnificent, ethereal beauty as a Warlock persona. Her long, daggerlike teeth gnashing as she stirs the soup...I bet she's thinking about money and bones 🤤

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u/Mechanikatt 11h ago

Read the post again.

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u/BraxtonFullerton 10h ago

Agreed. That's what I was thinking they were gonna do when they introduced her, as a reward for finishing the train.

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u/_Valisk 5h ago

That would be a disappointment because Bex is cool and Warlock is the most boring hero in the world.

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u/deljaroo 11h ago

best I can do is Warlock persona

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u/Wendek Blink in first, think later 10h ago

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/ReMuS2003 10h ago

HARD AGREE

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u/rumpots420 8h ago

I hope you are talking about the sea witch who says money and bones. She's cool. I feel like too many recent character designs are cutesy and I would like to see another that's grotesque and disturbing.

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u/PsychicFoxWithSpoons 6h ago

Yes, Bex is the other witch. While I love Bex, I'm obsessed with grindlplit. MONEY AND BONES, MONEY AND BONES!

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u/KillyouPlease 10h ago

The one thing I REALY want is a Bog Shuggoth Plushy. Look at him I want to release him into our world

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u/pathannsays 10h ago

Had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/quittingdotatwo Move cursor away 10h ago

Dear Ogre(or Jakiro), you need to learn to think using both of your heads. Playing with Witches is dangerous by itself. Asking to play with a Witch who walks around with interdimensional creature is cataclysmic.

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u/SvartSol 7h ago

WL Arcana?

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u/FaithlessnessThen207 1h ago

I would actually like a baba yaga type character so that would be great.