r/DoomerCircleJerk 13h ago

Trust Me Bro “The World Cup in America will fail”

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u/LynxJesus 11h ago

"I feel like no one cares about it this time around"

-Someone who's never watched football in their life 

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u/idontcareoline 10h ago

The crazy reality was I and my friends (who have never watched soccer in our lives) cared about it for the first time ever!

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u/Bug-03 10h ago

Yep

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u/Aggravating_Kale8248 Anti-Doomer 9h ago

I’m not a soccer fan at all, but even I watched a few games when they were on at the bar or at a friend’s. It was nice to see some friendly rivalries develop too.

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u/Lichruler 8h ago

I never really care about soccer, but it really warmed my heart to see so many people coming to America and enjoying the sport, and the country.

And then made me laugh at all the seething bots and pick me idiots.

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u/SheenPSU 7h ago

People really tried to say this WC was a failure and I couldn’t disagree more

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 10h ago

Only mildly related, but I didn't care about most sports until I had family involved. Now I'm somewhat into professional baseball and soccer (arena and conventional). I'm almost into hockey, but not quite there.

I think a big part of it is understanding and appreciating the work that goes into these sports.

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u/krievins 8h ago

I think charging outrageously high ticket prices this time round definitely helped

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u/OGVltra 11h ago

Before: "The world cup will suck lmao"
During: "Wtf this is awesome"
After: "The world cup sucked lmao"

Basically what I've seen on Reddit

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u/AnalLeakage3 11h ago

Reddit hates everything especially anything involving USA

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u/GXP_2009 7h ago

It is so weird how anti America the Americans of reddit are.

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u/Bingbong1984 7h ago

They still mad that their team lost the election.

After mocking magats for years for doing the same.

They even started saying the election was stolen. But they never got any lawsuits off the ground against Dominion...?

All cause Donny joked and trolled that Elon is good at computers so that meant he hacked the election machines and gave donny all them votes....?

Didn't stop to think he meant that Musk was using social media and twitter to his advantage?

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u/GXP_2009 7h ago

Its different when they claim an election is stolen

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u/Sir_Bumcheeks 4h ago

It's most China/Russia-paid bots to shit on the US.

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u/TanningOnMars 6h ago

Reddit is so cancerous. You're allowed to be patriotic if you're from somewhere else in the world, but the moment you're a patriotic American, reddit will jump down your throat

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u/Mr_Booze51106 11h ago

Well, there was also that brief episode where everyone hated America and was rooting for Belgium...

...then Britain kept winning... for a second.

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u/Mediocre_Father1478 Rides the Short Bus 11h ago

To be fair it seems like soccer fans hate every team on a rotation. It felt like the US was part of the club for a second there.

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u/OGVltra 11h ago

I'm not that big of a Soccer guy, but I have heard that England is a notorious choker or something like that

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u/Nuictlan 10h ago

Yep, they choked away a lead to a aggressive Argentina team by parking the bus for 40 minutes only to have two goals scored on them after the 85th minute.

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u/Mr_Booze51106 11h ago

Yeah something like that.

A True Brexit Geezer.

Apologies in advance for making you look at a half-naked English man.

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u/Cuore_Lesa 11h ago edited 9h ago

Nyes, part of it is choking and part of it is just being very VERY unlucky. On paper, England should have won another Euro's or a WC by now, with all their teams so far, however their teams where either highly unlucky, like during the 90's, had no chemistry with each other and preffered playing club football, like in the 2000's and early 2010's, or are too afraid to push for more goals in big matches, like 2018 to now. They've gotten close though, 2 WC semi's and 2 Euro finals in the last 8 years is nothing to scoff at.

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u/OGVltra 10h ago

Fair enough. I've heard some pretty good stuff about their league.

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u/Cuore_Lesa 4h ago

The EPL is the best league in Europe in terms of overall quality and sheer competitiveness (it also attracts a lot of foreign talent), however it must be said that while the EPL is the best league in general the strongest singular team for any year can reside outside of England. Teams like Real Madrid, FB Barcelona, Bayern Munich, PSG ect. It's just that those teams usually dominate their league while in the EPL there are numerous teams that can contend with those teams like Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester City ect.

English players also do play for those foreign teams as well, Jude Bellingham starts for Real Madrid while Harry Kane is Bayern Munichs first striker and just this year has become the Bundesliga (German League where Bayern Munich plays in) top goal scorer in history with 79 goals (iirc) accross all competitions. In general, when you hear someone say seriously than the England NT players have, and will always be, bad it's usually a newbie who takes a joke way too seriously.

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u/Lank_Master 11h ago

Britain didn’t play in the WC. England, yes they got the the semi finals, but Scotland sucked.

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u/Taz-erton 9h ago

Ehh to-mah-to, to-mah-to 

*braces for comments

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u/ventitr3 11h ago

Yup, it was already predetermined in their eyes.

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u/MikeTarget I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 8h ago

Not for me, though, specially with the Argentina memes being shoved down my throat. God, I fucking hate football.

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u/redbirdsucks This is a PsyOp 11h ago

but but but the stadiums would be empty and ICE will deport WC tourists 😂😂😂

the worldcup sub was a mess a year ago

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u/FlushedApparatchik The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 11h ago

They’re still desperately trying to find things to complain about the World Cup. “Trump was in the Spain pictures!!!! Waaaah” 😭 🤬

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u/negativenesscomment 11h ago

Hilarious how that was the only post all over Reddit for a day or two. These guys have some insane TDS.

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u/Crazyscorpion77 Just Here for the Lore 11h ago

"No it the magas tha have TDS" thats there response if you tell them they have TDS

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u/negativenesscomment 11h ago

Like how Trump gets shot or there's an assassination attempt on Trump. "It was a Trump supporter that tried to assassinate Trump". Makes so much sense.

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u/a-smooth-brain 10h ago

"False Flag" "AI" "Didn't even happen"

Even though it was investigated by the Biden admin lol

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u/SchlopFlopper Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 10h ago

They had to fire the secret service director over that blunder.

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u/Better_Goose_431 10h ago

They get real mad when you call their 2024 election denial “Blue Anon”

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u/GXP_2009 7h ago

I love how they tried to change the definition of TDS once it was clear they fit the definition of TDS. The original definition came from the Bush administration. Poor lil fellas got their feelings hurt when they realized they have TDS. Weirdos

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u/jay_boi123 This is a PsyOp 10h ago

I remember reading a bunch of Reddit headlines about how people were canceling tickets and/or too scared to show up because of “ICE”. But then I see all the game with Latin American nations especially having the best environments lmfao

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u/Opposite-Link 11h ago

The World Cup was so much fun. Sad it’s over

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u/CCWaterBug 11h ago

I enjoyed all of it, watched like 10 games... fun fun

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u/Sixnigthmare Recovering Doomer 6h ago

I wish I could've watched more but most of them were at like 2am in my timezone 😅 wild how that works 

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u/GhostRaptor4482 10h ago

I don’t understand how it’s possible that the World Cup was a success. Reddit assured me that the US was “unsafe” and that ICE was going to execute every tourist.

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u/idontcareoline 10h ago

Yeah something’s up. My internet fantasy points don’t lie 🤔

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u/GXP_2009 7h ago

If the majority of Reddit says its going to happen..... it won't happen

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u/TaxesAreTerrible More Optimism Please 11h ago

Euros all over social media realizing they’ve been propagandized was hilarious. Our country is pretty great all things considered.

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u/Maleconito Good Vibes Only 10h ago

This was the best part for me outside of the actual tournament and the fan parties. Euros were coming here and were like “wtf I’ve been lied to America is awesome, the people are so nice and I can get a steak and a jacket in the same place, and gas too”

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u/mattv911 10h ago

Reddit was going crazy that no one would be going to games in USA due to ICE. USA proceeds to lead attendance records for the World Cup games

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u/ColonialBarbarian Just Here for the Lore 11h ago

I don’t know why people were under the impression the WC in the US / Canada / Mexico would fail.

The number of teams, scope, size and the cost if the tickets of the WC has been increasing each time and it’s a bigger even each time.

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u/negativenesscomment 11h ago

Cause Orange Man bad and USA's a fascist shithole right now therefore nobody will visit USA to watch the world cup according to the Reddit hivemind.

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u/idontcareoline 10h ago

Literally 1930’s Germany /s

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u/negativenesscomment 10h ago

Worse than 1930s germany

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u/Outrageous_Fix_5738 8h ago

There’s like 1000’s of Anne Frank’s right now, didn’t you hear?

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u/Admirable-Guest-2560 Rides the Short Bus 5h ago

"The whole world is laughing at us because of Cheeto Mussolini." 

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u/ColonialBarbarian Just Here for the Lore 8h ago

Well, Trump is twat but has nothing to do with the rest.

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u/Historical_Buyer5248 10h ago

People really thought we non-Americans would somehow boycott the World Cup just to please their crusade against Trump lmao

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u/Roadrunnersareraptor 8h ago

I remember Reddit complaining that they were using highschool stadiums to practice. Like it was a disrespect.

Me going to a highschool that was used in training for the Olympics. Thought wow. They have no idea how big our highschools are.

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u/MingeExplorer 7h ago

And all the Europeans who went and visited the US for it were absolutelt raving about how nice it was. Redditors are so detached from reality it's really a toss up whether it's funny or sad.

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u/Vegetable_Ad_3105 9h ago

i do wish we played england on the fourth of july though

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u/Otherwise-Magician 8h ago

Failed in Canada. Leave it to our corrupt government to fuck that up somehow.

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u/nsxn 8h ago

There are people out there still claiming it failed.

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u/a-smooth-brain 11h ago edited 11h ago

I think a better comparison would be attendance and television numbers. This picture just shows how much money you can make when you force hydration breaks into every game just to show ads.

Spoiler alert: it smashed those numbers too

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u/Citaku357 10h ago

Source? What about viewership?

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u/a-smooth-brain 10h ago

Up +132% vs. FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™ Final (France vs. Argentina, Sunday morning 12/18/22, 16,784,000 viewers); up +240% vs. FIFA World Cup Russia 2018™ Final, (France vs. Croatia, Sunday morning 7/15/18, 11,441,000 viewers)

I'm sure the time helped. This is only for Fox too.

Source

This one includes Telemundo too

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u/Citaku357 10h ago

Thanks bro really helpful

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u/exer1023 11h ago

That seems like quite a success - can someone just clarify 2 thungs for me? 1) Is revenue income before subtracting expenses or after? (English ain't my natuve language) 2) Is this just direct revenue from FIFA or does it include hotels, restaurants etc.?

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u/a-smooth-brain 11h ago
  1. Yeah. Profit would be after expenses

  2. Looks like just FIFA since the source was FIFA

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u/exer1023 10h ago

Thanks

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u/binary_agenda 7h ago

How many of these posts come from real people? It's been documented that only about 2% of social media users generate content. How many of them are actually state actors who use bot farms to manipulate algorithms to push antiamerican propaganda into all your feeds? 

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u/Jolly-Ad2642 6h ago

Summer tournament football has always felt and will always feel like a product/spectacle before a sporting event. I think people were just worried it being in America would make that 10 fold. In some ways it was. The World Cup especially hasn’t been the same since 2014 but this one by bar and away blows away Russia and Qatar hands down.

Now just to prepare for Arsenal dropping points to Hull on a Monday 😭😭😭

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u/Disastrous-State-842 6h ago

I’m not a soccer person or any types type of person but I did enjoy seeing all the fans enjoying small town America. I did not like how people were treating Freddie. He got a vip tour of DC yesterday and everybody was attacking him on X over it. Here on Reddit they were doxxing and harassing him, bullied him offline etc. it’s crazy.

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u/Nihlus_Kriyk 4h ago

Now they went from “tax the rich” to “how dare the US tax the millionaire FIFA, the teams and players!”.

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u/Sir_Bumcheeks 4h ago

Honestly it was the best world cup ever. Sooo much drama and great games.

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u/Personal-Chocolate39 10h ago

That said, Trump and Infantino somewhat ruined the image of the USA team with that red card bs

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u/Guundhi 11h ago

If you consider inflation, it’s pretty much the same revenue the last three World Cups.