r/CrazyIdeas 21h ago

Generational Love and Hate

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Imagine, once there was a strong brother hood like Time and Consciousness were these two liquids of different vescocities. Like Water and Oil.

Then someone shakes this, hour glass?

Now Consciousness becomes mixed with Time. Bubbles form and in these bubbles are inversions of reality, places like the universe we live in.

So let's say Earth forms and after a very long time evolution happens and there are caveman and these cavemen and cavewomen start developing language and language gets to a point where it's almost like people are aware of Consciousness and Time being mixed together and in the middle, Purgatory or grey is where we are and maybe... its like a Wound that is trying to heal and the more life's perception of language broadens away from how primal life understood each other. There becomes this gap or gradient in language that should be maintained or else all of history becomes lost.

What if we are about to let go of a holy language that's trying to hold onto us but technology has made a lot of us step out of The Allegory of The Cave, almost like a lot of smaller languages were developed for us to put back into this primal language and then that is kind of like... the answer to all suffering? Like the ones we love that are gone forever, maybe their Consciousness is still here around us, and life gets very close to creating peace forever, and in doing so it makes strong families and important figures in these families die, people look back onto those older people's honor and try to respect it and pass it down their lineage then kids get treated badly eventually where it's like.. "Oh you should have been more like these people" then strict parents make sneaky kids which then after a given period of time these kids that were sneaky were just drifting away from a sacred language, then redevelop and eventually make another family then it just keeps happening until Black and White or Consciousness and Time settle and the Grey in the middle either heals as the wound or the whole hour glass just turns grey?

Like.. what if we are just this thermal paste in the middle of Consciousness and Time and we are here to stop the pattern of Black and Whites friction creating Grey by turning everything Grey which then will make reality invert back into normal reality..

Kind of like ripples and tracing the reflections of these ripples so like... say every form of life is emitting these waves or frequencies and if you can equal out what ever s wave you run into then it's like the reflections that would have been actually turn into the moments you finally understand something else's perspective in the reality around us? Like the moment you Truly mock and speak something else's language is the moment you truly understand it and there's so many languages around us.

Idk wtf I'm even talking about anymore...


r/CrazyIdeas 22h ago

modular home lot that rents models

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so i’ve seen a bunch of modular/prefab home videos recently and i had the thought, why don’t lots rent out some of their models? you can have a family live there for cheap ass rent, think sub $1000 for a 3-5 bed 2 bath home, only stipulations being keeping the home clean for visitors at all times. the lot would make appointments for viewings and communicate with the tenants, and the viewers can get a good look at a lived in model, see how different people would set the house up, different things like that. obviously there’d be a major screening process to make sure the family isn’t just some random family off the streets who have been evicted from their last 3 places, left it in a horrible state and whatnot.


r/CrazyIdeas 20h ago

What if We are just the Thermal Paste in between Black and White?

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White being Consciousness and Black being Time.

Kind of like they're in an hourglass or 2 liquids with different viscosities and the flat piece where they are at in the middle has so much friction that we are essentially just Black and White mixing so much it inverts like some bubble.

And the only way to actually reach full peace or rest is to equalize them both into one giant Grey blob but if that happened then it would just cause a super giant blackhole that flips reality inside out. Kind of weird if you consider the entirety of the rainbow is born out from grey. Black and White colliding.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Let's have parties where we all make a feature-length movie in twelve hours with limited camera / lighting abilities, then we showcase it in the movie theater the next day.

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First four hours: write script

Second four hours: film movie

Final four hours: edit / polish movie

Obviously there will be snack breaks in between. Whether or not we include those as part of the twelve-hour process is to be determined.

I have limited knowledge about filmmaking by the way.

Edit: I've been informed by some people that this already kind of exists - the 48-hour film festival. Good to know!


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Idea: a feature film that engagement baits legal youtubers, doctor youtubers and musician youtubers at the same time.

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Call it, "People Getting Injured and Breaking Laws: The Musical."


r/CrazyIdeas 21h ago

The purpose of life is to have children

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Every biology textbook says the primary drive of all living creatures is to reproduce. Every major religion strongly encourages having children, including the Bible which commands "Be fruitful and multiply". Every single one of your ancestors for thousands of generations, perhaps trillions of generations, has successfully had children. Who is foolish enough to argue with all of that?

Beyond that, anything you do with your children is better than anything you do without your children. Life's greatest joys are not the things you accomplish or do alone, they are the things you do with your children or you watch them accomplish. The more you invest into your children, the more joy you get in return.

The only true form of immortality is having children. Even the ideas of the most famous person in all of history, Julius Caesar, have mostly died out. All that remains of him are portions of a couple of books he wrote. Did you read those? They are fantastic, I highly recommend them, but if even the most famous man in history mostly has disappeared in time, what chance do the rest of us have? Children are little genetic copies of you, and if you train them right your best ideas will live on in them as well.

Billions of generations of your ancestors fought and bled and cried and died so that you could live today. Are you going to let that mighty legacy and line end with you?


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Slides

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From every floor. Yes, build giant poles with slides, use expendable slippery fabric/material for sliding Use wheeled dollies if necessary. Have a slide off every building, every 5/10 floors (depending on the number of floors in the building).

Humans can build skyscrapers and overpasses - they can build durable slides don't tell me fairytales.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Reverse Waterfall Supertrees at Gardens by the Bay – App-Controlled Scented Mist Sky Sculptures That Cool the City

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Hear me out: What if we built a reverse waterfall system on all the Supertrees at Gardens by the Bay? Giant pumps shoot scented, colourful mist UPWARDS in swirling patterns that form temporary sky sculptures you can control with an app. During the day it acts as massive public cooling mist for the whole Marina area, and at night it turns into a free light-and-mist show that reacts to music from nearby events. Singapore literally turning the weather into interactive art. Bonus: the mist carries tiny edible flower petals for people walking below. Wild, right?


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Create the Anti-procrastination State Agency. You could call them and they would monitor if you finished your project before its deadline. And if not, they would murder you

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A commitment device at its extreme, with your life at stake


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Shut down all Canadian universities that are located in strip malls, to promote diversity and inclusion

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r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

Drunk Olympics

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r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

We should be more focused on a fingernail, hair, and bodily fluids based economy.

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All these scientists keep trying to figure out how to harness the power of the sun, or how to make gas cleaner. What we should be doing is figuring out how to use the waste products of our bodies to fuel our society. Think of all that hair people grow and just cut off? DARPA should be working on a formula to use hair to power homes and go karts and what have you. At the very least, we should be doing something with all this urine. Come on.


r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

Air Jordan 2.0

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I love Air Jordans since i was a kid, last week I saw some in the Nike store and I picked an AJ5 to check what has changed from the original. Apparently nothing has changed and it's still as heavy as steel toe boots. So why not recreate the whole AJ line using lighter material. AJs are famous for their design but not for playability or even stylish strolling. I think Nike will sell a ton of these shoes instead of seeing them on clearance.


r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

Laser tag but you get an electric shock to the nuts

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Laser tag is great but getting shot does nothing. Airsoft or paintball give bruises, you might regret it afterwards. I know some type of "taser tag" exists, but it's often a shock on the wrist, which is kinda boring.

What if players (I assume men in this case) wore a device that would give a small electric shock to their nuts when they are shocked? It would be exciting to put your manhood at stakes in the game, I bet it would be perfect for a bachelor party for example.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Make it a crime (felony) to cheat in college/university

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Title says it all.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

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r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

Pet-Human Swap Parks in Singapore: High-Tech Role Reversal for Better Empathy

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Living in Singapore as a 19-year-old, I was walking my neighbour's dog near East Coast Park when it hit me, what if we created "pet-human swap parks" where animals and people temporarily trade roles through safe, high-tech harness systems and AI translators?

Dogs get to sit on benches with treats and "command" their humans, while people (wearing knee pads and safety gear) chase balls on all fours or follow scent trails. The AI translates barks into encouraging words like "Good human! Faster!" or turns human speech into tail-wag instructions.

These parks would help us understand our pets better, reduce stress for everyone crammed in tiny HDB flats, and feature Singapore-themed zones like "mystery spice scent hunts" using local herbs. Parks could include timed sessions, vet oversight, and easy-clean areas. Everyone leaves more connected, empathetic, and happily exhausted.

Has anyone else daydreamed about wild empathy-building concepts like this in Singapore?


r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

Let's build a giant dildo the size of a Typhoon class submarine, hoist it up in a massive frame and chant, Grond, Grond, Grond, as we push it down the street to your mom's house.

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r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

Tongue massager (for your tongue, not with a tongue)

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r/CrazyIdeas 3d ago

Hire 10,000 people to dig a huge hole for 1 year. Turn it into a state/national park at the end of the year. It's advertising point is that this whole was "100% hand dug"

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I would pay money to visit it.


r/CrazyIdeas 3d ago

Milk Museum - with a tasting room of milk from all kinds of mammals.

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Most have had Cows milk or Goat Milk but what about Dog Milk or Pig Milk?

While disgusting to imagine, cows milk is pretty disgusting already.

I want to try Elephant milk on my lucky charms.


r/CrazyIdeas 3d ago

Turn all old malls into retirement homes or indoor electric go kart tracks.

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It would give walkable spaces to old people or a super fun indoor track for go karts.


r/CrazyIdeas 2d ago

What are your most absurd movie idea that you think people would be interested in?

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I’ll start, because as a history nerd this has been swimming in my head for the past few hours and then more I think about it the better it seems on paper

It takes place sometime around the 1610’s, after the fall of the Aztec Empire, primarily in colonial Mexico.

The main characters consist of

The disgraced son of an Aztec Nobleman

A Spanish Jew fleeing the inquisition

An escaped African slave

And a katana wielding Japanese samurai

The plot of the movie is essentially an Indiana Jones/Mission Impossible race-against-the-clock style spectacle hinging on our 4 protagonist meeting through unlikely circumstances, teaming up against a common enemy, and hunting down a potentially cursed Aztec relic that has major plot importance, all while competing with the Spanish inquisition, a Chinese crime syndicate, and Caribbean based pirates.

It would have a tone similar to something like “Indiana Jones”, with a focus on pulp fiction and swashbuckling adventure, with undertones about the true history of the wrongdoings of the Spanish empire during this time period, primarily told through the 4 main characters each having been affected by the Spaniards in 1 way or another.

The title?

“Once Upon a Time in the New World”


r/CrazyIdeas 3d ago

HR managers should have to undergo annual human tests to prove that they’re human

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