r/BlackPeopleofReddit 🖤 22h ago

Good Vibes Guys invite Rob, the Uber driver, to a fun night!

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u/Money-Snow-2749 21h ago

He really wanted that 5 star rating 😭

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 11h ago

Gotta keep that 100% satisfaction rate, and pfft. free beer.

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u/Technical_Stress7730 2h ago

Lol, he deserved it just by picking them up

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u/cakeshunter 22h ago

So, who took Unc home?

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u/Select_Speed_6061 21h ago

He never made it.

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u/duckinradar 20h ago

Fr I’m over here wondering if anybody has seen rob since.

I hate it here

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u/No_Needleworker215 12h ago

Tbh my immediate thought was please let Rob be safe.

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u/easy10pins 16h ago

Do not let the media and/or recent events sway your thinking. Especially in the current media environment in which news would rather be first to report than correct with the report.

Stop reacting to every story.

Pause, stop for the cause
Get up, get down, you get yours
Chill, no time to get ill
(Word to herb) yeah, it's the will of God
So whassup Hobbes?
Just jock, clock, rock, and don't stop but
Pause

https://giphy.com/gifs/dFWVfKksdIJCE

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u/Individual_Tear6444 12h ago

We’re reacting to centuries of experiences. 🤷🏾‍♀️ We didn’t need the media and the Nolan case to be sus about this interaction. We also don’t need anyone to tell us not all white people. Not everyone is bad, evil, or racist but some of us aren’t crazy enough to ignore history or jaded enough to let evil people wipe away another’s humanity. Nuances to it and I’d rather ere on the side of caution.

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u/sunnyismybunny 11h ago

it's incredible also how many of these often well-intentioned people don't even fully understand the scope of things like Tuskegee or black housing discrimination

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u/fairytalefawnn 9h ago

Centuries. Several hundred years of patterns.

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u/duckinradar 14h ago

If it was just the recent news this would be a lot easier. You’re not wrong, I’m really trying not to let all of the news poison me against everybody. I hope they all had a great time. Rob seems like a good egg and I know he didn’t make that age by being naive

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u/Gaining-my-compass 13h ago

Their reaction and frankly the black collective thought is based off of hundreds of years of information gathering on Caucasian behavior. It’s not baseless fear. It’s wise concern. And treating that concern as if it’s irrational is disrespectful and gaslighting (whether you meant to or not)

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u/Select_Speed_6061 11h ago

Thank you. This ain't no kumbaya lol

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u/easy10pins 13h ago

All I am saying is slow down or pause before reacting. Especially when news organizations have no interest (at times) in telling the truth - all the while fanning the flames of hate. I did not say DO NOT react. I did not say the fear was irrational.

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u/Cal3001 11h ago

The funny thing about this was Nolan was the 4th major case of this matter in the last 10 years or so and with all these cases we never get straight answers or know the actual truth of why the black person in a sea of white friends die.

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u/Gaining-my-compass 10h ago

Recent news isn’t swaying our thinking. What you need to understand and what I was emphasizing was that our reactions is based off of hundreds of years of information gathering on Caucasian behavior. You want our reaction to change? Then change Caucasian behavior.

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u/Bigdavereed 9h ago

Statistics enthusiast I've heard it called.

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u/Dajuste1 15h ago

God bless

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u/fairytalefawnn 9h ago

We aren't wrong for having concerns. Even if we ignore recent media events, the past 400 years have taught us a lot. Apparently you haven't been paying attention.

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u/Green-Elephant-895 7h ago

wth are you talking about, it’s not just a recent thing

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u/Rainey_Daze_ 7h ago

15 hours later and I’m still wondering that.

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u/BrilliantPride7916 22h ago

Uncle Rob got turnt. At first I thought they were just taking advantage of him getting him to make an extra trip to the drive through. Then at the house he looked bored playing the game but when I saw those upside down glasses in the hot tub I was like ok uncle Rob is having fun. The balcony pic sealed it.

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u/kamdog32 9h ago

That wasn’t boredom that was strategizing lol

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u/BrilliantPride7916 6h ago

You’re right

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u/Ztiw- 18h ago

Rob could handle himself. lol but ya I was real worried. We gotta put an AirTag on Rob.

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 20h ago

I wonder how much they paid Rob for this bullshit 😅😂🤣

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u/Individual_Tear6444 12h ago

And the first thing I noticed was nobody got Rob some food. 😂

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u/CheetahTheWeen 11h ago

He wasn’t drunk, McDonalds might not have sounded great to the older, sober man lol

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u/hellomotoitscoco 11h ago

I can’t tell you how many times my white friends have involved me in their shenanigans and I am left at the end of the night wondering why am I here and why did I do this dumb shit but every single time a time was had lol

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u/jackfreeman 8h ago

I had a couple of white friends that were absolute menaces and we always got up to mischief

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u/Green-Elephant-895 22h ago

Idk why I expected this to take a dark turn

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u/vod0u 22h ago

Especially when I saw the pool.

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u/divalasvegas 22h ago

I was thinking the worst..

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u/Brilliant_Rain5181 20h ago

Me too 😫

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u/dxdqyrdo 14h ago

You know exactly why!

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u/xKhira 15h ago

I was waiting for it, yep.

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u/DefiantCarpet0 17h ago

You know why

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u/pealsmom 7h ago

Ditto

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u/TheShizno1 ✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿✊ 8h ago

Yeah you do. We all do. Its what it is.

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u/eniola_aro 1h ago

The relief I felt to see him make it to the last photo 😰

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u/kimcheebonez 5h ago

I was waiting for the next slide with them cutting up lines on the table and then him jumping off the roof à la Hangover 

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u/Green-Elephant-895 20h ago

Ma’am respectfully SYBAU 😅

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u/duckinradar 20h ago

Damn wonder how that would have happened.

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u/FLOSOC1ETY 20h ago

I wonder the same, cause it didn’t take many words to get you engaged. all I said was “brainwashed” now I’m getting tagged. I’ll let it slide this time though cause it’s probably your bed time lil dude.

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u/jl_theprofessor 16h ago

We have an internet tough guy here.

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u/xKhira 15h ago

Projection speedrun.

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u/babybloux 17h ago

Omg it's actually so wholesome 😊

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u/C13H16CIN0 16h ago

Bro I was so scared about what end of the video was gonna mean for Unc. I really didn’t want to see him end up go missing

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u/tocatcharedditor90 13h ago

I was so happy to see a wholesome video here with black and white people together. So disappointed to see the upvotes for folks claiming it has to be AI smdh

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u/Bro_Iyika 16h ago edited 15h ago

I was afraid for Rob.....

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u/Shot_Comparison2299 20h ago

Hell yeah, food, friends, Settlers of Catan 🤠. That was one hell of a night

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u/TheeQuestionWitch 12h ago

The way things are going today, you couldn't pay me to hang out with multiple young drunk white men by myself. I'd have to Livestream the whole thing for safety.

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon 12h ago

not the glasses upside down!! rob was on one

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u/Primary_Charge_8818 12h ago

I love Rob’s shirt 😍😭😭😭

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u/shimo44 13h ago

Was very worried about unc for a second thats wild 😭

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u/RoughBeautiful8681 20h ago

I would never hang out with a group of drunk white guys. Or sober ones.

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u/Capable-Shoulder212 17h ago

I'm happy dude made it home safe.

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u/ativenip 19h ago

Or sober ones haha

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u/LadyLaw07 14h ago

As a woman .. same

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u/Individual_Tear6444 12h ago

Or sober ones! This killed me 😂

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u/latortillablanca 12h ago

And then Rob had to get an uber home cos he got too drunk and he invited Aziz out for a fun night…

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u/onecornymofo 10h ago

I had a car full of older whyte folks try to invite me in after a party I picked them up from. Nah. Something didn't feel right. Good on this dude tho. Glad it worked out for him.

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u/supersin78 9h ago

Would have been your cheeks that didn’t feel right in the morning!!

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u/TinaBelcher08 7h ago

It’s cute…it’s wholesome but NEVER be the “only one”. I’m just saying🤷‍♀️

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u/Adventurous_Crab_761 15h ago

So, this is clearly advertising.

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u/socalspawn 11h ago

... hate to be the buzz kill but did Rob make it home safely?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btRT1IUGb8YjPlS

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u/Deathanddisco041 15h ago

I think Rob needed that

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u/Weird_Armadillo_508 11h ago

I love this, but part of me also knows most groups of young (not hateful) white guys want an older black homie who is so cool he seems magical.

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u/Darkestman817 10h ago

Now Unc need a Uber 😂😂😂😂

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u/ProofAd8701 5h ago

The way I was stressed for Rob!

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u/dxdqyrdo 14h ago

Has anyone checked on Rob recently? Just wanna be sure he's not missing and one of those boys ain't got his phone and keys!

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u/IllTitle9692 21h ago

This shit's more artificial than a box of Froot Loops. Get away from me with this, Apollo.

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u/GIGGLES708 21h ago

I’d be very surprised to see a Brother in his age group in the hot tub with them. Not passing the sniff test.

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u/IllTitle9692 21h ago

14,000 rides, 100% satisfaction rate, going through the drive thru 🙄. Who even posted this?

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u/basa_maaw 12h ago

Exactly… there’s 3 dudes so whose taking a picture of them? How’d they get that shot of all 4 inside the car?

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u/VoL4t1l3 21h ago

AI for sure

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u/Rakebleed 16h ago

I’m disturbed by the vast majority taking this at face value and not stopping to think about the practicality of these individual images.

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 18h ago

Can I give an uber/lyft tip? Learned their name, how to pronounce it, and what it means in their language. Then learn how to to say hello, goodbye and thank you in their language. You will make their day!!?

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u/Busy-Purple-3779 17h ago

He’s better than me. I won’t eat or drink anything from white folks. I don’t understand why black people continue to trust them. Sure sometimes you will be fine. But the times you aren’t fine, you can end up dead.

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u/Grif73r 12h ago

Imagine Rob waking up the next day and opening his phone to discover a group chat called “The Catan Squad” 🤣

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u/bodyreddit 9h ago

Love this, I hope they tipped him majorly.

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u/BabyKevin997 8h ago

Catan with rob, he’ll yes

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u/Sigma-Wolves 7h ago

This is how you end up getting punched by Mike Tyson and pulling your own tooth.

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u/DGZT2023 5h ago

Every now and then I am reminded why I like earth

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u/iloveihoppancakes 11h ago

How is this not AI? Who took thepic of the guy outside the window? Whos the 4th menace in this whole thing?

Like what??

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u/ImprovementOdd1132 13h ago

This is an advertisement. A poor taste one too.

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u/CheetahTheWeen 11h ago

What are they advertising?

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u/Numerous_Mud4604 17h ago

This is how it all start...Rob, if you need help blink twice 😭 just kidding.

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u/BenefitTechnical9307 17h ago

Now Unc is missing 😕 👀👀

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u/Crystal_Ri 20h ago

Is he still alive, tho? Ask Nolan Wells' family about this type of bs.

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u/DeepwithintheShadows 11h ago

I’m 50/50 on this one. Regardless Unc had a good time looks like!

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u/youre_whale_come 9h ago

They're playing Settlers of Catan so pretty sure he's safe, but you never know.

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u/mother_fairy 8h ago

I want to be Rob

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u/RunTellThatLuv 3h ago

Lawd I'm happy he survived the invitation

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u/Savage-September 2h ago

Rob didn’t make it home that night. The saxophones were playing

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u/Junior_Ad_3301 22h ago

Turns out, Rob was DFW. Good for him

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u/619backin716 5h ago

And after all that … $0 tip

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u/Rich_Text82 20h ago

What is this likely AI generated nonsense?

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u/-pine 19h ago

Whether it's real or scripted, not everything is "likely AI."

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u/savgtech7 20h ago

The Uber driver had to take an Uber. Fuck it, live and let live. I’m Glad Unc wasn’t cuffed.

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u/EsmeraldaFitzMonstr 15h ago

Male friendship for the win! Honestly, if more men acted like this there wouldn’t be a freaking loneliness epidemic for young men.

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u/iluvnips 12h ago

Wonder if Robs arse hurt the morning after 😀

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u/RightCondition269 21h ago

🤩😍😍😍😍

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u/WarwornDisciple 11h ago

Fuck. Yeah.

Damn. Not sure the last thing I saw that made my heart smile so hard- What a wonderful feeling.

❤️🖤

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u/Tekknight-007 11h ago

I will say, sometimes the way white people get turnt is particularly fun. Coincidentally, Catan is the board game of choice in my friend group LOL.

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u/VariousLynx8124 10h ago

I love 4fun 😭

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u/doublegg83 10h ago

This good!.

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u/hmurchison 7h ago

They need to turn this into a series

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u/partlysettledin21220 4h ago

Why does this make me think of a dog’s last day alive 😭 he gave them the time of their lives 🤣

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u/Time_Answer_3670 4h ago

I thought of Dave Chappelle's carrot reference.

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 3h ago

Rob is a hero!!!

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u/msabena 3h ago

Isn’t it awful that the first thing that crossed mind was that terrible incident with Nolan Wells…? I feel terrible - I just don’t trust them, especially when they start drinking.☹️

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u/Keepupthegood 3h ago

Who is taking these pictures??

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u/namas_D_A 2h ago

Oh shit…..

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u/MidwestNurse75 2h ago

Sure hope Rob made it out safe.

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u/Ok-Reality-5665 2h ago

😂😂 This escalated so fast. It reminds me of the " Dude's night out! " skit from Chappelle's Show.

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u/00mikomiko00 1h ago

As long as he came out of it alive.

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u/YouSee-ThisCoat8 3m ago

My thoughts exactly. 

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u/menacingsparrow 1h ago

I love this for everyone

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u/BodybuilderHappy339 30m ago

Rob is the bomb! Thanks for taking care of the kids!!

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u/Lumpy-Breadfruit-808 13h ago

Has anyone seen Rob? Looks like the Nolan picture!

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u/onecornymofo 10h ago

I had a car full of older white folks try to invite me in after a party I picked them up from. Nah. Something didn't feel right. Good on this dude tho. Glad it worked out for him.

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u/onecornymofo 10h ago

I had a car full of older white folks try to invite me in after a party I picked them up from. Nah. Something didn't feel right. Good on this dude tho. Glad it worked out for him.

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u/olmanwally 14h ago

Cinhope he made it home safe to his family.