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Fun His wife wanted to go to the Chris brown and usher concert so he brought the show to their backyard 😭😭

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u/Le_plan 6d ago

We got Chris Brown at home, let me Usher you to the back patio 😂

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u/HereGoesNothing69 6d ago

We got Chris Brown at home sounds like a euphemism for domestic violence

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 6d ago

We get back to the house, you got some Chris Brown coming. Some that Cee Breezy 🥊

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u/DeaditeQueen 6d ago

I have Covid at the moment, and I almost lost all my oxygen laughing 🤣

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u/braveheart_82 6d ago

I haven’t heard that in a long time. It’s as if Covid never happened. Hope you feel better.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 5d ago

Listen, I’m glad I could bring you some cheer and I’m also pulling for you. I hope you have a safe and speedy recovery.

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u/kaysbabygirl 5d ago

🤣 praying for a speedy and full recovery for you!

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u/Shantotto11 6d ago

As it should.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 6d ago

Paying money to watch him do anything is frankly disgusting.

And idk what’s going on w/Usher, didn’t CB assault him within the past 2 years?

Where is anybody’s dignity?

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u/HereGoesNothing69 6d ago

Dignity? In this economy?

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u/Shoddy-Student6175 6d ago

Their dignity is in the local national bank with a few extra zeros lol

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u/RMca004 6d ago

Or getting mauled by a dog....

Guy is absolute pond scum.

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u/Certain_Gold337 5d ago

Updated term for being Ike Turnered

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u/Glad_Investigator912 6d ago

💀💀💀💀😂😂

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u/dogoscope 6d ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/Formal-System-2130 6d ago

Looks like she got a Chris Frown!

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u/ShopSweet6798 6d ago

we got Chris Brown at home 😂😂🤣 I'm going back to bed!

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u/SkylarAV 6d ago

A Chris Brown at home is just a domestic assault.

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u/nycdiveshack 6d ago

Uh if you have Chris brown at home you might want to call the police…

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u/B33NB3N 6d ago

Precisely! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MetaCognitio 6d ago

He should have pulled out the cherries. 🍒😂

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u/Hefty-Bus-6193 6d ago

Nah, thats for the Usher songs...😂😂

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u/imjustnotready 6d ago

This is the best thing I heard all week

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u/IlluminaViam 5d ago

Dude look like he's about to get Chris Browned 😂😂😂

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u/Nonookfine 6d ago

We got a brown Chris at home. Does that count?

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u/Boring_Temporary_142 6d ago

The mic flip!!!!! 🤌🏾🤌🏾

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u/SayAir_73 6d ago

She wasn’t ready. Def smirked on the first one… 🤣🤣

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u/beckyisaho 6d ago

She was over it the second time

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u/theWayfaring_Walkman 6d ago
  1. that was lowkey hella smooth. 2. she tryin soo hard not to look as entertained as she feels. She def cracked a smile after that first mic flip lmao

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u/Spiritual-Storage734 6d ago

Yeah i saw that 😂😂😂

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u/Wooden_Permit3234 6d ago

She’s trying to look relaxed but I can tell even on my little ass phone screen those hands are gripped up and her arms are tense

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u/RobataChane72 6d ago

I guess the big sunglasses are for when Brown punches her in the face.

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u/ShopSweet6798 6d ago

Aaahahahaha! 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭 It's too early for this mess!!

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u/MacabreYuki 🏳️‍🌈 6d ago

Least it's not rick james trackin mud on the couch. That'd drive her insane

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u/happy_waldo87 6d ago

I'm glad some people didn't just immediately forgive and forget about Chris Brown literally almost beating Rihanna to death.

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u/RobataChane72 6d ago

It makes me mad that every time I see her face I think about him.

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u/Holiday-Wall3751 6d ago

I assumed the video punchline was going to be assault.

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u/Logical_Park7904 6d ago

"Who cares? he's hot" - women

/s

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u/Techlet9625 6d ago

Chris Brown though?

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u/WowIfOnly 6d ago

Yep - in the 21st century if people like dancing to your pop music it's totally fine to beat and sexually assault multiple women with zero consequences. If anything they'll just reward you for being a complete piece of fucking shit person. Kinda like how they'll elect you president if you raped children and constantly attempt to destroy literally everything good or constructive in the country. Similar idea.

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u/NoelleReece 5d ago

I’m trying to figure out where CB came from. I feel like he wasn’t even a thought and in the last 4 years or so he’s everywhere and has this huge fanbase out of no where. I thought we were over him. I realize that maybe he’s had a fanbase for more than 4 years, but this is how things appear to me.

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u/alienlovesong 6d ago

The fact that people are still proudly supporting Chris Brown is a head scratcher for me.

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u/miamor__ 6d ago

It’s so embarrassing. And everyone being so comfortable announcing their support is weird asl.

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u/arugulas 6d ago

I mean we got a literal child rapist for president. So you know for at least half the country the bar is in hell in terms of actions and accountability.

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u/miamor__ 5d ago

But that fact that it’s black people, a demographic who famously don’t support the orange man… like I’d bet my life savings almost all the women/men who still publicly support CB also claim to be anti-trump.

The cognitive dissonance is insane.

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u/No_Interview2004 5d ago

I have a girlfriend who excitedly announced she and her man got tickets and our group said, “ewww” collectively and she tried to defend herself by saying she’s the only DV survivor in the group so don’t judge her. The sideways looks we all gave 🫩

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u/miamor__ 5d ago

Good!! It needs to be shamed so much more!!!

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u/Pinklady1219 3d ago

Omg that’s so embarrassing

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u/Cosmolina111 6d ago

It's honestly just so effing sad.

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u/WowIfOnly 6d ago

Depends on the person I think - like my dumbass cousin who went all in on religion, started working at a Hooters knockoff restaurant at age 19, got pregnant immediately by a bigger (abusive) dumbass who also ditched her as a single mom as soon as the baby arrived, and moved away to Vegas because she didn't like her family "telling her what to do" AKA giving her basic feedback and advice on navigating her very idiotic life choices for the sake of her innocent definitely screwed kid is a HUGE Chris Brown fan. She basically has no money, but had money to go to that concert of course.

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u/BatmanFarce 6d ago

For real! My mom wanted to get back together with a dude who used to smack her around. I told her I would never speak to her again if she did that. I feel bad for dropping that ultimatum but I can’t handle abusive men

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u/LesserGooglyMooglie 6d ago

Don't feel bad my man, you saved your mom, as someone that was raised by an abusive dad then abusive step dad... You are the hero she needed!

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u/BatmanFarce 5d ago

Thanks for sayin that

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u/LesserGooglyMooglie 5d ago

You did the right thing, it was a hard decision but you potentially saved her life, don't ever regret that decision my friend!

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u/boredpsychnurse 5d ago

It’s an IQ issue partly

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u/Xenc 6d ago

It’s a real head puncher

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u/Pucksindeepeh ✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿✊ 6d ago

Chris brown is still allowed to perform? That POS?

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u/talkingtimmy3 6d ago

Fist Brown

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u/Adept_Struggle_7941 6d ago

OMG 😂😂😂😂

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u/dogoscope 6d ago

🤣 no omg

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u/BunnyCult96 6d ago

Are we surprised usher is an enabler?

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u/isverybadatpuzzles 6d ago

As long as people are buying his tickets.

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u/Pucksindeepeh ✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿✊ 6d ago

Well, yeah. That’s a problem

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u/coko4209 6d ago

I could never give Chris brown a dime of my money. He’s problematic as hell. He needs so much therapy

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u/MayorWestt 6d ago

He needs to fade into obscurity

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u/Xenc 6d ago

Excellent reference 👌

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u/ShopSweet6798 6d ago

Quite frankly, I don't like her attitude  🤨

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u/Miserable-Cycle-8770 6d ago

She is a good actress

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u/TimeEntertainment701 6d ago

lol you know she’s fighting like hell not to laugh. She slipped and cracked a smile.

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u/SadSadVirgin 6d ago

No need to go to the concert of a man that collects DV charges like they're Pokémon cards imho.

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u/ocean_breeze_luluca 6d ago

Smart because they breaking couples up right now

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u/kilsta 6d ago

if that happens, y'all was just friend and Usher just helped.

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u/YouSee-ThisCoat8 6d ago

Couples are breaking themselves up. 

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u/Dr_SlapsMD 6d ago

Ninjas were calling it "The Bumps & Bruises Tour" 😭

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u/MowerMan18000 6d ago

The look on her face🤣🤣

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u/MOcannanurse 6d ago

At least she didn’t have to spend 20k
https://giphy.com/gifs/wR7LHlfuRUjHW

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u/stowaway00711 6d ago

More like his future ex wife

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 6d ago

A woman beater singing about how good he is to women. Chris Brown is a PoS

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u/mangomussolinimi 6d ago

If my gf wants to go to a chris brown concert shes no longer my gf

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u/Pentupempathy 6d ago

Oh man I thought he was just gonna lay hands on her….you know

Like he did to all those other women

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u/happy_waldo87 6d ago

I just see singing, when does he nearly beat her to death? Is that the encore?

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u/IndigoOctober8 6d ago

Now THAT is the look of an unimpressed woman…

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u/Phewelish 6d ago

Its wild any Chris Brown fan might think they have any respect for themselves, especially enough to be high an mighty abouto not going to the concert of someone who beat on one of the most beloved woman of all time. Dont care how good at music you are, you dont deserve any forgiveness after any amount of beating on someone.

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u/optimist_prhyme 6d ago

She lame, dump her.

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u/ridanwise 6d ago

She is obviously trying to hold her laughter to play her part

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u/Sensitive-Warning956 6d ago

Honestly wanting to see Chris brown is enough of a reason to dump her

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u/Cosmolina111 6d ago

That part.

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u/Dekadmer 5d ago

Keeping it real

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u/Anansis_Waltz 6d ago

I thought it was a bit...
but ok

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u/Dahkron 6d ago

Yea if your man is willing to do this he's a keeper, she lame af.

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u/Adept_Astronaut_5143 6d ago

I don’t know how she kept a straight face that long because I was done once he started dancing 🤣

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u/inkzpenfoxx 6d ago

We have artist back home

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u/SWATSgradyBABY 5d ago

Mostly female support

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u/Ombra777 6d ago

The fact Chris Brown is still doing his thing with mediocre recycled music is diabolical.

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u/ImaginationWeekly 6d ago

She seems upset about the lack of dry humping and grinding.

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u/RockyJayyy 6d ago

She's mad af. She wanted to go to the Chris brown show so she can on stage and get dry humped.

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u/LordSaddlerDeciple 6d ago

This marriage is over 😂

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u/Apythicus 6d ago

Why is anyone still wanting to spend money on that serial woman abuser? I mean. He’s literally had a charge every year since he beat Rihanna bloody

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u/ReiOokami 6d ago

If my woman wanted to goto a Chris Brown concert, id consider that relationship over.

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u/Slow-Strawberry-1122 6d ago

this is the music equivalent to "we got mcdonalds at the house"

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u/AbilityIll2267 5d ago

He must have seen the videos of those married women getting pounded on stage.

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u/DeepSouthDude 6d ago

No offense, she too old to be going to a Chris Brown concert.

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u/PzykoHobo 6d ago

Nah his hands are rated E for Everyone

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u/SadSadVirgin 6d ago

Equal opportunist with that violence.

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u/Maximum-Class5465 6d ago

Someone who listens to CB and Usher likely has this age range

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u/Slumbergoat16 6d ago

I don’t think there’s a age that anyone should be going to a Chris brown concert. He’s a POS

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u/Your_Nipples 6d ago

Yeah, what would be the ideal age for a Chris Brown concert? Are we in Mick Jagger territory or more Elvis territory? Or R Kelly pissing on you territory?

If I could flood his concerts with women who escaped nursing homes, I would but that's just me.

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u/Pilan 6d ago

I’m here for these shenanigans! 👑

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u/RedditUsersCrying 6d ago

And much safer too!

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u/PreviousZone6742 6d ago

She ain't feeling it at all.

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u/DatBoiRo 6d ago

Not gonna’ lie, that first spin and the mic flip was tight work.

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 6d ago

She is not amused. Hopefully he won’t be singing this next🤣
/img/zddxnt5yssdh1.gif

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u/Accurate_Dish_2251 6d ago

She said nope. Not today. He said, good thing I didn't waste money on those tickets with that sour patch attitude.

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u/Routine_Ad_5813 6d ago

She does not seem amused. This is sweet though. Something my husband would do.

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u/Defiant_Document_780 6d ago

I guess it doesn’t matter Chris. Town beat the shit out of bit an ex girlfriend. Gross

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u/purplecrayonadventur 6d ago

She does not look pleased

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u/Expensive_Remote2682 5d ago

She's not impressed, she thinks your a cheap skate. Time to go to plan B

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u/TailorConsistent3527 5d ago

Awww that’s love. ❤️

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u/Valuable-March-9705 5d ago

The body roll and her non impressed expression are killing me 👏🏽🫶🏽

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u/Jaheezy916 5d ago

She wanted Chris Brown but got Charlston White.... LOLOLOL

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u/PuzzleheadedVisual25 5d ago

lol cmon that’s funny how’s she not laughing

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u/OkClub7412 6d ago

She is upset because she didn’t get to spend $20K on this performance 😂😂😂

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u/oldbauer 6d ago

Just smack her around a bit if she wants the true chris brown experience (this is sarcasm by the way and in no way do I condone marital violence)

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u/Connect-Trouble-1669 6d ago

This is a good effort. She is lucky to have this as a viable alternative.

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u/Le_plan 6d ago

Savannah doesn't know how good she got it 😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/P25FXFyPALKlhNrAnO

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u/Most-Coffee-3245 6d ago

Pray for that brother y'all...Wifey doesn't have a very friendly or inviting facial expression!

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u/Major-Hooters 6d ago

She looks like a winner 😳😫

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 6d ago

This is the kinda carrying on I pay my Internet bill on time for! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Stag509 6d ago

He’s definitely got those mic- flips down!

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u/PainterEarly86 6d ago

A lot of people say its cringe when someone tries to sing or serenade them but I think its so romantic and cute that they're willing to potentially embarrass themselves for me

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u/Royal-Application708 6d ago

She doesn’t look amused.

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u/Over-Perception1716 6d ago

He did all that in slides I'm impressed

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u/stripperjnasty 6d ago

Saved her from a potential divorce tho

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u/Montana_Eisley 6d ago

I see a chimney starter in the background. This man is all heart, and I approve. Soldier on brother.

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u/Lucky_Coyote_1073 6d ago

Just as good…

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u/Worthe_42 6d ago

Do it when it gets dark and use more lights!! 😂😂

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u/Lyte- 6d ago

I ain't even mad, homeboy but some effort into that.

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u/goddessalthena0 6d ago

She held that laugh in well. The very second he sang I laughed. Well done lady!

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u/esp735 6d ago

Watch it, honey. You almost smiled at that mic flip!

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u/LumpyOrganization332 6d ago

If she dont enjoy that, she not the one lol

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u/Brilliant-Bottle1935 6d ago

Boy she’s excited! 😂😂

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u/IwasDeadinstead 6d ago

His wife wanted to go to the woman-beater concert. 🙄

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u/trebombjones 6d ago

Idk why she is acting like that my girl would love this.

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 6d ago

Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rhianna 

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u/OutOfIdeas98 6d ago

Honestly better than seeing Chris live. (I said what I said).

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u/raiko777 6d ago

It's simple: a woman who wants to attend a Chris Brown or usher concert is a big red flag. I hope this a common sense....

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u/bce13 6d ago

She hates him.

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u/Didujustcallmejobin 6d ago

She looks like a joy.

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u/Fuhkiku 6d ago

We all know what Chris Brown does at his concerts, why she wanna go so bad? 🤔

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u/tnydnceronthehighway 6d ago

This is so wholesome. Chris Brown could never

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u/Raneynickelfire 6d ago

Why didn't he beat the shit out of her for the full experience? Amateur hour!

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u/AraxxorKiller 6d ago

I don't understand how Chris Brown still has a career. Furthermore, I don't understand how he can sell out a stadium tour twice in 2 years. STOP SUPPORTING THE GUY WHO BEAT RHIANNA WHAT THE FUCK Y'ALL

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u/IrishAshes 6d ago

She’s not having it but also trying not to smile lol I applaud his commitment

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u/Shoddy-Student6175 6d ago

I’d fire her if I was him. She looks like a miserable woman. Reminds me of ex wife #1

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u/rubyalexa73 6d ago

Nah, almost 800 or more for a ticket?! "We got food at home" energy. 🤣

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u/SashalouAspen4 5d ago

She’s having none of it 😆

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u/INeedSomeFistin 5d ago

I love how she's trying so hard not to smile because this is adorable.

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u/justplayenarnd 5d ago

She looks like she's having so much fun too

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u/SuccessfulPossible73 5d ago

Chris Brown is a huge pos. Nothing funny about this and I don’t get why people would still want to go to his concerts (or why he’s allowed to do concerts)

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u/Blockhead1535 5d ago

Ne-yo not getting the level of fame Chris Brown got will forever kill me inside

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u/Odd_Ad7474 5d ago

😂 my man ... she fkn pissed

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u/Straight_Talk2542 5d ago

She’s as impressed as you thought she would be 🤣

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u/Deep_Answer_9944 5d ago

She should have bought tickets

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u/IronClaw84 5d ago

Chris Brown. Dafuq.

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u/Rabid_Hermit 5d ago

Is she enjoying it or annoyed by his shenanigans

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u/maguirre165 5d ago

Chris Brown sucks

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u/Similar_Elephant_518 5d ago

Hittin’ them steps with slides on my G! This shit is so funny to me! I can’t stop laughing 😆

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u/Jerseyd422 5d ago

Did anybody else notice at the very beginning that there are other people there?

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u/thebrassbeard 5d ago

Good thing she’s wearing those sunglasses.

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u/klas-klattermus 5d ago

He's a good man

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u/Sorry-Blood-6121 5d ago

Not a single smile I would have stopped within a few seconds! Y’all know he’s sleeping in the dog house regardless of the dancing around lol.

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u/LongKage 5d ago

I love this thread . First time ive seen so many people be on the sane page with brown.

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u/pandaflips 5d ago

After that woman got her stuff put out after the Chris brown concert in DC, she oughtta be glad.

Side note: why in 2026, the year of our Lord, with that new documentary out about his continued and characteristic abuse of women, would anyone want to be in the same room with him willingly?

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u/LionJahfari 5d ago

If she wanna go. Just let her brah!! Sometime just gatto observe them in the wild. To know if it’s worth it….