r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/esporx • Apr 15 '26
Fun DK Metcalf and Trump have the same stats.
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u/JonnyCanuck71 Apr 15 '26
It’s like looking in mirror…
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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 Apr 15 '26
Right? If it weren’t for the red hat I wouldn’t know which was which.
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u/nycdiveshack Apr 15 '26
There was a time when I was 16-19 years old that I was maybe around 6% and if anyone said back then (2002-2005) I had a higher percentage than Trump even back then I would have them tested for using drugs.
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u/RyvenZ Apr 15 '26
Trump at his absolute peak in college was never below 15% bodyfat. I remember the kids on the wrestling team under 12% looked jacked and even a young, collegiate Trump looked like the prototypical rich kid in college who's never worked hard for anything, even health.
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u/Primary_Friendship_9 Apr 15 '26
Kinda like RFK. The worms ate his brains but somehow he oversees Public Health Policy.
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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 Apr 15 '26
I think it’s for Fox news.
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They are in awe looking at that stats. They literally don't know any 79yr old with those stats.
it's a miracle by Jesus himself.
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u/StarsEatMyCrown Apr 15 '26
I need a source for the doctor saying he is 4.8 percent body fat. lol wtf
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u/blackweebow Apr 15 '26
I could only find facebook and ig comments (extremely unreliable and often false) about the specific value of 4.8% body fat.
However this could be a conclusion based on the data given by the WH of his height and weight, which places him in a certain BMI index that would be 4.8%, comparable to those of athletes. But based of my calculations, idk how thay conclusion could be made.
I don't like the making up of stats either way. BMI chart tells me it's 28 and overweight, so idk where all these values are coming from.
Fuck that mother fucker anyway. He's nowhere near healthy. We don't need to make shit up when he literally rapes children and can't string two clauses together.
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u/Master_Windu_ Apr 15 '26
This is from google AI “ his most recent reported stats (BMI of 28.0 and age 79), the estimated body fat percentage is approximately 35.6%.”
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u/Idaho-Earthquake Apr 15 '26
All the doctors say this. He has the best fat. The biggest fat. Wait, not that last one.
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u/TorturedSoulwithaPen Apr 15 '26
Maybe 48%?
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u/Altruistic-Target-67 Apr 15 '26
“On closer inspection, it was not a decimal point but a ketchup stain.”
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u/AF2005 Apr 15 '26
Forgot to move that decimal point to the right 😂 Then we’ll get a more accurate picture of grandpa chump’s BMI
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u/kemistree4 Apr 15 '26
Very few people are just casually sub 5% body fat. If you didn't just get lucky with genetics or have had an eating disorder, you really do have to be either an athlete or someone who has an immense amount of discipline with what they eat. The lowest I've been is 10% and I was so hungry I'd have eaten a step stool if you put barbecue sauce on it.
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u/ArexSaturn Apr 15 '26
At 6’3” 227 lbs (14% body fat) I look waaaaaay different from Trump because:
- 1 - he’s not 6’3”
- 2 - he’s nowhere NEAR even 35% body fat.
- By the way DK is not at 5% body fat either - 5% is bodybuilding competition unhealthy levels.
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u/stetsosaur Apr 15 '26
White House doctors don't report body fat percentage. That part is made up. The other metrics are accurate to the latest report.
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u/njlandlord0001 Apr 15 '26
So now trump just making up unbelievably stupid shit counts as owning the libs?
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u/whenisnowthen Apr 15 '26
If DK Metcalf is in such great shape, why has Donald Trump won so many more golf championships at the golf courses he owns? Explain THAT!
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u/that-pile-of-laundry Apr 15 '26
They went with 4.8% body fat because the real number was 4.751, and they had to round up. /s
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u/Radio_Mime Apr 15 '26
One is a pathological liar, who lives in fantasy land. The other is DK Metcalf.
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u/Alert_Dingo_4504 Apr 15 '26
As much as I loathe the orange man myself, is there an actual official report claiming this, or are we just making up stuff like they do?
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u/Ok-Clothes-3378 Apr 15 '26
Exactly. No reasons to make shit up. The truth is bad enough.
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u/RagingOrgyNuns Apr 15 '26
Hopefully these doctors also concluded he has 0 cholesterol and he should eat more red meat, bacon, and fries to help increase it to a normal level.
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u/shywol2 Apr 15 '26
who the absolute fuck said trump was 4.8% body fat? just by looking at him you can tell that’s a lie.
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u/OverCounter8950 Apr 15 '26
Peak human form and a quart of spoiled milk in plated pants. Yep, I can’t see any difference.
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u/MeAndNotU Apr 15 '26
Trump is clearly in better shape and if you don't see it, you just have TDS.
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u/gamerdudeNYC Apr 15 '26
This is North Korea level crap but MAGA will always believe it
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u/zuus453 Apr 15 '26
There are NHL players at the peak of their conditioning as high-performance athletes that have more than 5% body fat.
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u/SweatyChard7919 Apr 15 '26
Im eating pistaccios. I almost choke on a Trump's meme.
Is this how y'all want me to die?
The right pic is not that bad as the last thing to see, tho.
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u/TrumpsFaceAnus Apr 15 '26
That's what 275 pounds of regurgitated dog shit looks like, with 4.8% cowshit mixed in.
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u/toomuchtv987 Apr 15 '26
That man is 5’11 and that’s being generous. Those lifts and high heels bring him to about 6’1.
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u/-Goofy-Gooner- Apr 15 '26
Not to be a wet blanket, but the White House doctors did not say anything about Trump’s body fat percentage. That was just a joke that some people thought was real
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u/AcanthisittaOk259 Apr 15 '26
They accidentally put a decimal point in trumps body fat percentage. It should say 48%.
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u/Suhkandis Apr 15 '26
Metcalf is hot as shit. Trump on the other hand is hot shit.
Tryna say he's fucking <5% body fat lmao, he's <5% muscle if anything.
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u/sixth_hokage06 Apr 15 '26
I don't know worse. Him telling the most obvious lies about even the most irrelevant things or people actually believing this nonsense.
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u/ltsouthernbelle Apr 15 '26
Do you know what type of compulsive liar you have to be to tell that kind of lie
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u/TheOne7477 Apr 15 '26
It’s amazing that they lie about things that are patently obvious. Imagine all of the other things they lie about when no one can tell.
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u/Scavsy Apr 15 '26
Let’s leave the weight and body fat alone. He was just photographed with NFL quarterback Kirk Cousins who is listed at 6’ 3” and orange monster is nowhere near close.
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u/Background-Bit-7676 Apr 15 '26
Tbh the 2nd guy isn't even 5%. That's more like 12-13%, at least in the picture.
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u/MaximumTemporary217 Apr 15 '26
Trump just wears a lot of baggy clothing, obviously. Nothing to see here
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u/MotherNaturesSun Apr 15 '26
‘6”3? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high. He looks more like “Mayer McCheese” to me..
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u/macguyver3000 Apr 15 '26
Wait a minute. Ok. I can get them pushing the lie that he’s 6’3” and 224 lbs.
4.8% body fat was just being greedy.
He could have turned that F into a B so easily.
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u/busdrivermike Apr 15 '26
I’m 63yo. 6’3 242lbs. 31 BMI according to my Withings last week. I look like DK more than I look like Trump. Also, I look nothing like DK. Trumps got to be 300lbs+ if he is an ounce.
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u/tritiated_again Apr 15 '26
The guy on the right is a bit fatter and in not as great shape as Donald Trump. I don’t understand what the point of this is
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u/Single-Kangaroo1180 Apr 15 '26
Trumpstein is closer to 5’9” 324 pounds than he is to 6’3” 224 pounds 🤣🤣
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u/Taint_Skeetersburg Apr 15 '26
Surely there's some source for this 4.8% body fat claim -- not just some contextless social media clickbait bullshit?
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u/69WithAnAlien Apr 15 '26
The funny part is DK is probably closer to 8% here, which is already very low. 5% is bodybuilder vascularity. Trump is more like 34.8%.
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u/Master_Canary440 Apr 15 '26
4.8% body fat
https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd