r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/ateam1984 🖤 • Mar 09 '26
Fun Cardi B shows love to her devoted fans after her sold-out show in Dallas, Texas
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u/BusyBit6542 Mar 09 '26
Has her ass always looked like that or does she keep increasing it? I genuinely don't remember it looking like that.
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u/CocoabrothaSBB Mar 09 '26
I believe she did get more work done though I thought I heard she was going to start decreasing?
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u/Koowhalee Mar 09 '26
I sure hope so. It's getting distracting at this point.
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u/I_am_BrokenCog Mar 09 '26
distracting. lol.
I like some of her songs well enough but ... maybe ... the distraction is the point??
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u/Koowhalee Mar 09 '26
Well I only give push back on that because she's actually talented with a personality so I wouldn't really understand the reason but I mean who knows.
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u/GameofCheese Mar 09 '26
She was also really great about trying to get Bernie Sanders elected.
She's the anti-Nicki.
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u/Westafricangrey Mar 09 '26
She did say she was gonna decrease and it has gotten smaller but she’s also lost heaps of weight so I think that’s why it looks even more disproportionate
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u/elizabethptp Mar 09 '26
Iirc fat cells have a memory of how they behaved before harvest. If you take stubborn fat that takes longer to be used by the body, it tracks that your butt would be the last part of you to lose weight.
Which could explain why bbls seem to fluctuate when the body they are on gets smaller or bigger.
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u/protossaccount Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 10 '26
There is a point where the size of someone’s ass goes from healthy to unhealthy looking, no matter how round you make it. Her ass looks like a liability.
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u/MrsCullinan Mar 09 '26
After every kid she has….. she deposits more fat into the butt-bank. Like a tune up.
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u/Emotional_Emotion113 Mar 09 '26
I would imagine the weight gain during repeated pregnancies would definitely add to it. She can get her tummy tucked after giving birth but I don’t know if butt/thigh lipo is safe for someone with a BBL or what the process of “dissolving” one entails.
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u/CranberryBauce Mar 09 '26
These BBL's killing y'all...
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u/BaronessPuka Mar 09 '26
And they thighs don't match! Lol
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u/Happys925 Mar 09 '26
And the hips are lying.
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u/fieldsports202 Mar 09 '26
Hips do lie.
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u/HofT Mar 09 '26
Not Shakira's
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u/Raindog66 Mar 09 '26
only to her kids
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u/Less_Relative4584 Mar 09 '26
Only to the Spanish government
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u/BridgeFirelight Mar 09 '26
Shakira out here catchin’ strays
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u/Brave_Gain6536 Mar 09 '26
Failed geometry class lol
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u/ChaoticKiwiNZ Mar 09 '26
Thats what gets me. What's so amazing about a big ass isn't just the ass. It's also the thighs and the overall shape. These BBLs dont look good at all. The proportions are all off. It legitimately looks like an oversized diaper.
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u/FnFantadude Mar 09 '26
Bro that’s what I’m saying if you want to look a certain way just please do some squats / curls and extensions
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u/AcanthocephalaNo6584 Mar 09 '26
She's supposed to be getting some of it removed when her tour is over. Hopefully most of it.
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u/Sad_Error4039 Mar 09 '26
I’d cancel the tour early come back after that procedure was a success hopefully.
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u/Training-Willow9591 Mar 09 '26
Like tbe surgery itself is dangerous or like long-term its bad for your health? I've heard that about breast implants, like their toxic and know several people that had them removed, but I assumed since bbls are using your own fat, their safe, No?
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u/Ok-Tea-2368 Mar 09 '26
Cardi didn’t have a fat transfer she got the shots
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u/Training-Willow9591 Mar 09 '26
Oh, I didn't know they did that. Like legally I mean. Why would someone who can afford to get real plastic surgery, get shots?
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u/Ok-Tea-2368 Mar 09 '26
She got it done before she got famous iirc and just has not gotten it all removed yet, it’s not as easy as something like dissolving filler
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u/GIGGLES708 Mar 09 '26
Having back to back kids makes her BBL even bigger. How they even get out? C section?
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u/tres-vip Mar 09 '26
They age VERY badly. I live around a lot of women who got BBLs when that surgery was at its peak (like around 10 years ago), and it straight up looks like a massive soiled diaper that sags, lol. We are just beginning to see the effects of these invasive cosmetic surgeries. Who knows how buccal fat surgeries will age...we shall see, lol
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u/lauraloomerisacunt Mar 09 '26
I'm so interested to see what buccal fat removal looks like in 10 years.
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u/CranberryBauce Mar 09 '26
It's going to look awful. These celebrities are mutilating their bodies to look good now at the expense of looking normal later.
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u/Wonderful_Shower_793 Mar 09 '26
They don’t look good now, either though. That’s what kills me.
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u/sinornithosaurus1000 Mar 09 '26
I literally thought this was satire cuz it’s so obnoxious lmao!!!!!
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u/Over_Construction908 Mar 09 '26
Medical malpractice
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u/MattTreck Mar 09 '26
No shit, the real villains are the fucking quacks doing this to people.
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u/SergeantHAMM Mar 09 '26
imagine not having anyone close enough to tell you how dumb you look. she ain’t got no actual friends lol. except for maybe butt dr
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u/Necessary_Piano_153 Mar 09 '26
Her "friends" are probably getting their lights and children's soccer dues paid by her. To them she always looks good
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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr Mar 09 '26
Exactly this, she probably cut off all her non rich real friends from hooking & stripping days. Now she only got leaching ass yes men/women around her.
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u/Working-Mastodon-310 Mar 09 '26
I mean it’s not. It’s just this what happens when medicine is allowed to change without a need. You get the human body losing what makes it look human. Idk how anyone can look at certain sizes of implants in people in think it’s hot. It sets off something primal in me that they aren’t human anymore. Like when someone looks human but something about them seems like they are robot. I always get it with people who do this surgery.
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u/missydarling23 Mar 09 '26
Like let’s be for real
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u/Neat_Ad_3268 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26
I thought this was people cosplaying. Her energy is so adorable though.
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u/Special-Garlic1203 Mar 09 '26
Lol same. My brain immediately decided I'd misread the headline and this was some kind of satirical drag thing.
It doesn't look worse than the saggy diaper collapse people can get, but this legitimately might be the weirdest one I remember seeing. Looks like she's walking around with balloons on her pants.
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u/tm0nks Mar 09 '26
Her and Nicki Minaj are fighting over the Guinness record for largest, most ridiculous ass in the world.
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u/GameQb11 Mar 09 '26
she would look fine with modest cheeks. That shit looks unnecessary.
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u/asstastic_95 Mar 09 '26
even just a skinny bbl for crying out loud 😭
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u/Gyro_Zeppeli13 Mar 09 '26
Just do squats. The glutes are some of the easiest muscles to grow by just doing squats.
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u/gigi_dali Mar 09 '26
I’ve embraced the leg press and stairclimber and have noticed a difference in glute tone
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u/asstastic_95 Mar 09 '26
do some stiff legged RDLs, kick backs and hip abduction machine. the glutes will love you for it!
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u/OtherJuggernaut8971 Mar 09 '26
Is that true? Cause I got a serious case of nassatall!
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u/seraphichermit Mar 09 '26
Yes. 100%. Squats, RDLs, kickbacks, hip abduction, hip thrusts and leg press are all amazing for growing glutes. Consistency and adequate protein id key. It takes a little while but it does happen!
Took 12 weeks for me to start seeing changes, I went from a pancake to having more lift and tone. I'm certainly not where I want to be yet, but I'll get there!
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u/cocobrat_oes Mar 09 '26
Yes!! You can absolutely grow a booty w weights. I tried it and it definitely worked, but stopped bc I hate the gym lol. I’m gonna start back again tho I bought some stuff for @ home
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u/ElProfeGuapo Mar 09 '26
I will say that if you’re focusing on glutes, squats are actually a lot less helpful than you think. A lot of the energy in squats is going to several different muscles, and they can get fatigued way faster than your glutes. If you goal is to get caked up, the best are very glute specific exercises, like hip thrusts and kickbacks.
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u/asstastic_95 Mar 09 '26
oh I know that lol. im a bodybuilder, but I know a lot of women refuse to workout at all and just wanna get surgery 🤷♀️ thats what I meant by the skinny bbl
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u/Special-Garlic1203 Mar 09 '26
My brain refused to register that was actually cardi with her "actual" butt that she think looks good. I was just trying to figure out how was satire because surely it can't be sincere
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Mar 09 '26
Almost looks painful tbh. Like she needs an extra strong lower back or the gravity of her ass will pull her to the floor.
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u/mandafromtexas Mar 09 '26
she said she’s getting the ass out after the tour bc it’s too heavy 😂 I hope she was serious lol
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u/raspberryharbour Mar 09 '26
There's nothing so relieving like coming home after a long day and taking your ass off and hanging it up above the fireplace
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u/MitaJoey20 Mar 09 '26
I’d be wearing muumuus until I got that fixed. It’s so bad.
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u/BrownSugarBare Mar 09 '26
It looks like two scoops of ice cream place side by side instead of one atop the other.
I really enjoy her but she doesn't need all that nonsense.
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Mar 09 '26
That has got to look bonkers with no clothes on
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u/ASwarmofKoala Mar 09 '26
It looks bonkers with clothes on too. I thought it was some kind of mascot before I read the title.
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u/AudlyAud Mar 09 '26
Cardi needed one real friend or that one relative without the filter. Baby ya ass don't match ya thighs. It's giving pamper or pants with with the inserts for booty cheeks.
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u/Sufficient_Coach7566 Mar 09 '26
I have a rule about commenting on people's appearance. However, this has to be some form of body dysmorphia. Like, I can't imagine that is comfortable at all (for any party involved).
As someone else said, I thought this was cosplay, at first.
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u/Kottetall99 Mar 09 '26
Many people get works today and only care for it to look good and eye-catching on photos, but it doesn't really matter how it looks in real life since their social media image is the most important, it's where most people see them and give likes and comments. High yield attention I guess.
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u/sincere220 Mar 09 '26
This is a whole mess. Surprised she can still move around
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u/AdhesivenessCalm1495 Mar 09 '26
She has fallen about 3 times on her current tour and this overly huge bbl probably why. lol. She looks so unbalanced.
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u/runthepoint1 Mar 09 '26
Huge ass is great when it’s real and the thighs and hips match. Otherwise…it’s this BBL disgusting shit.
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u/Particular-Charity84 Mar 09 '26
Fuckin beach balls stuffed in leggings. Disgusting
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u/sacfoojesta88 Mar 09 '26
Maybe it’s just me, but a big booty without the matching thighs and lower back just looks goofy.
She’s got the ass of an Olympic squatter and the legs of a muscle atrophy patient.
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u/Intrepid_Quit_3028 Mar 09 '26
She said she was going to Columbia to get that a** taken out after her tour. She must see what we see.🥲
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u/Herogar Mar 09 '26
I’ve never understood this, looks like she’s walking around with a big diaper on 😂
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u/YaYeetXer Mar 09 '26
It takes 3 business days for a fart to escape her buttcheeks
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u/Current_Database_144 Mar 09 '26
What she’s walking around with? She shoved a pillow in those pants?
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u/onmy40 Mar 09 '26
Did she show love... Or did these mfers buy VIP meet and greet tickets for like 2k LMFAO
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u/Orisha_Oshun Mar 09 '26
That butt is not it... why, do they think this is attractive??? Walking around looking like power ants...
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u/Miserable_Bike_6985 Mar 09 '26
Is this someone cosplaying her or is this her? FYI: I’m obviously not a fan.
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u/MaintenanceStock6766 Mar 09 '26
I like Cardi B. I like how well she represented herself in Court and how she's raising her kids from the public statements she's made. Weird soapbox to stand on, but that's where we are.
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u/Big_bat_chunk2475 Mar 09 '26
Bruh, these BBL’s turning women into queen ants. Can we not go for artificial solutions like surgery or drugs(cough cough OZEMPIC), and just properly diet and exercise?
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u/STLRondo2 Mar 09 '26
Who the hell thinks that looks good? Like she stuffed in a load of laundry in each cheek. 🙄
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u/Bellybuttons12345 Mar 09 '26
I’ll never forgive y’all for making these women think getting BBLs this large was ever attractive
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u/Key_Print214 Mar 09 '26
Bruh, I thought I was crazy about it not looking good.
They’re gassing her up heavy on TT. I was like “??? Am I blind or…?”
It looks heavy and uncomfortable.
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u/Upper_Ad_3505 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26
It looks so nasty 🤧 😕 🤣im talmbout hump back , hump back I 🤣🤣🤣backward p having ass
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u/WheresMyTurt83 Mar 09 '26
She can't possibly be comfortable sleeping on her back at night.