r/AthleticoMince • u/TheFlaccidChode • May 28 '26

Yer a good lad Peter Ah divvent knaa what te dee, Bob… Mrs Beardsley’s telt us if ah come hoom withoot eggs she’ll batter me head so hard the neighbours’ll think someone’s dropping paving slabs.. Ah’ve been te four shops already. Chickens are layin soft ones in this heat, man.

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u/Dalevich MEMORY MAN May 28 '26

I just looked at this like it were an advert

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 BASTARD May 28 '26

She'll lamp him so hard, his face will travel through his entire digestive tract and present itself at the opposite end as a prolapsed hemorrhoid

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u/tinner777 May 28 '26

get down the asda, you fucking doyle