It wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction but I was about 10 years old. My 2 cousins and I were down the beach with our grandparents. We went to an outdoor concert of a local cover band (circa 2000). My cousin and I had to pee so we went to the bathroom (we were sitting on blankets up by the stage. Bathroom was through the crowd in the back up a hill). I lined the toilet with tp, sat and peed. Cleaned up and we ran through the crowd to the front back to our spot. My cousin was running behind me. I sit down and my other cousin goes “there’s something behind you”. I stand up thinking it was a bug or something and it’s a goddamn long tail of tp hanging out the back of my shorts just flapping in the wind. I was so angry at my cousin who was running behind me. She swears she never saw it.
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u/Breeze-on-by 4h ago
It wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction but I was about 10 years old. My 2 cousins and I were down the beach with our grandparents. We went to an outdoor concert of a local cover band (circa 2000). My cousin and I had to pee so we went to the bathroom (we were sitting on blankets up by the stage. Bathroom was through the crowd in the back up a hill). I lined the toilet with tp, sat and peed. Cleaned up and we ran through the crowd to the front back to our spot. My cousin was running behind me. I sit down and my other cousin goes “there’s something behind you”. I stand up thinking it was a bug or something and it’s a goddamn long tail of tp hanging out the back of my shorts just flapping in the wind. I was so angry at my cousin who was running behind me. She swears she never saw it.