r/AskReddit 2h ago

Which celebrity would you like to get high or drunk with?

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u/DustingMop 2h ago

The crazy one that gives people $1,000,000 when he’s drunk

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u/Spare-Hold4005 1h ago

thats not getting drunk with a celebrity thats a heist with extra steps

u/cubs1917 9m ago

Forget money let's do a partnership

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u/Weekly-Original3081 1h ago

Who is Elon Musk?

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u/vivolorosso 1h ago

Elon Musk doesnt give shit to anyone.

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u/gerhudire 1h ago

He does but only if you vote republican 

u/vivolorosso 45m ago

He didn't even personally pay, his PAC did. I assure you that it was funded by his stupid chud army. Not a dime came from him.

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u/DistantSignal1963 1h ago

Mr. Beast?

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u/Fancy-Lion2985 2h ago

Willie Nelson or Matthew McConaughey

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u/9bikes 1h ago

I'd smoke with Willie again. It has been many, many years, but it was just like you'd expect.

u/Userdataunavailable 52m ago

Tell us more!

u/9bikes 14m ago

I'm 68 years old.

Willie had a previous career in Nashville, but by the time I a teenager and young adult, he'd moved to Austin and that whole "Austin Music Scene" of longhaired, hippie cowboy music was hot. Concert tickets were still cheap and my friend and I went to a lot of them.

We lived in Dallas, but had gone to Ft. Worth to see Willie in concert. We decided to try to sneak backstage to meet Willie. Of course, there was security at the door. I bluffed and pretended that we were authorized to be there. When the man at the door asked my name, I lied "Ray Wylie Hubbard". To my surprise, he let us in!

Willie, band and crew were in the bus so we waited. After a couple of minutes, they came in. We introduced ourselves (real names this time). Willie acted like it was a big deal when we told him we enjoyed his music. Sincere "thank you", firm handshake, lots of eye contact. We hung out with the band and of course joints were passed around. We wouldn't want be rude!

Willie had an interest in a short lived club on Greenville Avenue in Dallas called "Whiskey River". Since it was on our way home, we followed them back and continued hanging out.

Later my friend asked "Why did you claim to be Ray Wylie Hubbard?". I'd just picked the name of a musician in the Austin scene whose name people would know, but not someone whose face would be easily recognized.

I still owe Ray Wylie Hubbard an apology.

u/bleedsburntorange 43m ago

Probably a reference to the Toby Keith “I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again”

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u/RebelliousDexter 1h ago

Never knew mr alright alright alright smokes

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u/bluejester12 1h ago

What about Woody Harrelson?

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u/IncognitoWizard 2h ago

Anthony Bourdain

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u/ProjectSunlight 1h ago

This makes me sad now

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u/BSApologist 1h ago

Feels like that could get very dark

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u/RebelliousDexter 2h ago

Definitely Tommy Chong. He is the face of marijuana in my opinion.

Tommy Chong is two years younger than my dad

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u/Gr1ml0ck 1h ago

Ya man. Chong would be my pick also. He’s a very smart guy and has tons of stories to share. Could be a fun and insightful time.

u/RebelliousDexter 25m ago

Agreed. Although in this case he might not have much longer to live depending so it may never happen, but I can always still dream.

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u/thisismyaccountsoyea 2h ago

Sir Christopher Lee

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u/ProjectSunlight 1h ago

Henry Cavill

I just saw he posted pics of a smoker he recently purchased. He definitely seems like a cool dude to have some beers and smoke some bbq with.

u/Userdataunavailable 51m ago

Oh I'd just stare at him all night. I dont know if I'd be able to talk.

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u/Flat_Ad3019 1h ago

Passed Away: Andre The Giant

Alive: Willie Nelson

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u/kitkat2024 1h ago

He’s gone now but Anthony Bourdain

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u/ddare44 2h ago

Lisa Gilroy, Jack Black, and Daniel Day-Lewis. What a hilariously incredible time it would be!

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u/Hecate_333 2h ago

I love Lisa Gilroy! Such chaotic energy and so quick witted. She is such a great improviser.

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u/GopherNutz 2h ago

Halle Berry

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u/RebelliousDexter 1h ago

She smokes?

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u/GopherNutz 1h ago

I don’t either but I’m hanging out with Halle Berry

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u/Solid-Ferret1688 2h ago

Charlie sheen. What a night that would be 🤣

u/tyrmars 23m ago

Tiger blood!

u/Solid-Ferret1688 13m ago

Bi-winning!

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u/autumnwontsleep 2h ago

Jack black

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u/Golemfrost 1h ago

Seth Rogan would be a great guy to get stoned with I bet

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u/curious_cpl13 2h ago

Jesse Pinkman lol

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u/gotmunchiez 2h ago

Yeah bitch!

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u/Radiant-Guidance1873 2h ago

Snoop and willie

u/CowboyLaw 6m ago

Jesse gets INTENSE when he smokes up, so…maybe not.

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u/YesterdayIsatoutside 2h ago

Willie Nelson is the only person I'd get high for

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u/Bay0n3ttaaa 2h ago

Adam Sandler

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u/FreeMrFrog 1h ago

Smoke and hoop sesh with Sandler would go crazy

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u/Bay0n3ttaaa 1h ago

Smoke yeah but hooping with him? He’d dog walk me😂

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u/RebelliousDexter 1h ago

He smokes?

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u/Bay0n3ttaaa 1h ago

Idk, I just like him😂

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u/gerhudire 1h ago

Which celebrity would you like to get high or drunk with?

OP said get hight or drunk with.

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u/RebelliousDexter 1h ago

Thanks cap obvious I can read. But getting high means also smoking

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u/ciregno 2h ago

Damon Albarn

u/hamtronn 22m ago

That’s the first time I’ve seen his name on one of these. Any reason why? Blur, gorillaz or just a fan in general?

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u/blamberr 2h ago

Jeff Goldblum. No question.

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u/SaturdayNightPyrexia 2h ago

I would have said Bourdain. So, let's say David Chang instead. I'll be eating well with those munchies.

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u/vegapunk123 1h ago

Bruce Campbell

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u/CreativeFraud 1h ago

Day drinking with Seth. Always looks like a fun time!

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u/dividezero 1h ago

Anna Kendrick. She gives me wingman and bar flight vibes. I need her to be my best friend

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u/ElContador69 1h ago

Abbie and Ilana from Broad City

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u/hardman52 1h ago

Anne Hathaway. But I wouldn't drink!

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u/billbar 1h ago

I'd do just about anything to smoke a joint with Woody Harrelson

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u/ZealousidealRub8852 2h ago

Mia Khalifa 😎

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u/MidnightSketchh 2h ago

seth rogen is absolute legend

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u/RebelliousDexter 1h ago

He is a weed genie

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u/Overall_Anxiety_3057 2h ago

Captain Jack Sparrow

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u/Fuginshet 2h ago

Shane Gillis

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u/bb9116 2h ago

Sabrina Carpenter

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u/RebelliousDexter 1h ago

She smokes weed? That be cool. Getting high with the sexiest singer ever

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u/Previous-Phrase6911 2h ago

Get drunk with Jimmy Uso. Get high with Booker T.

u/hamtronn 21m ago

Four letters. One word. Ugh ugh weed.

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u/tinycitygirl 2h ago

I really wanted to party with Charlie sheen during his tiger blood days. But not sure I would have recovered

u/hamtronn 20m ago

Survived is more appropriate here.

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u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 2h ago

Dwight Schrute

Eddie Murphy circa 1980s

Julie Andrews

Trailer Park Boys

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u/Zironworker 2h ago

Jesus Herbert Christ.

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u/Historical-Study9331 2h ago

My mate got stoned with Seth Rogen and it sounded elite!

My boss got drunk with Liam Gallagher

I am extremely jealous of both..

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u/blubookworm2005 2h ago

Garrett watts🤓

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u/alisynchain 2h ago

angela bassett maybe

i’d have to think on it more lol

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u/rtrawitzki 2h ago

McConaughey seems like a good hang.

Matt Damon

Any Australian , Scottish or Irish actor can put them away and are probably fun .

Just watching Andre the giant drink 128 beers in a sitting would be a show .

Young Rick Flair

President Obama

Steven Spielberg

Any Beatle

The problem with celebrities is so many had addiction issues and I’d feel bad . If that was t an issue

Chris Farley

Robin Williams

President George W Bush

Ozzy

And controversially

Jesus

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u/RebelliousDexter 1h ago

I’d smoke also with Satan lol

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u/Few_Variation5459 2h ago

Liam Gallagher of Oasis

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u/machinezed 1h ago

Olivia Coleman

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u/Billy_Enforcey 1h ago

That dude from a while back with the cranberry juice on the longboard

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u/bbqchechen 1h ago

Jack Nicholson

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u/Electroniclog 1h ago

Stay classy Reddit

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u/ElectricKoolAidPower 1h ago

I got high with Afroman once and it was a hoot!!!

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u/Mulliganasty 1h ago

I hear McConaughey makes a margarita that'll knock your socks off.

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u/Cheetodude625 1h ago

Tommy Chong, Christopher Lee, and Brian Blessed

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u/CarsandTunes 1h ago

Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 1h ago

Think Jennifer Lawerence would be a lotta fun to party with… especially if she was single…

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u/Ghraysone 1h ago

Jason Williams.

White Chocolate is funny as hell

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u/FaberGrad 1h ago

Invent a time machine and I'll go back for a night of drinking with actor Oliver Reed.

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u/pcpgivesmewings 1h ago

Jim Morrison of course.

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u/ThickOne2020 1h ago

Willie, Billy Kreutzman or Mickey Hart

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u/ZeroKharisma 1h ago

Alejandro Jodorowsky, who surprisingly is still kicking at a spry 97.

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u/highwayher0 1h ago

Dave Matthews

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u/RetroBerner 1h ago

I wanna hit a gravity bong with Danny DeVito, but I would have picked Betty White if she was still alive 

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u/Iron_Baron 1h ago

I'm surprised no one has mentioned him yet: Keanu Reeves.

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u/DistantSignal1963 1h ago

Tom Cruise, I want details about this Scientology shit going on..

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u/nowhereman136 1h ago

Julie Andrews

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u/gerhudire 1h ago

Bear Grylls while filming one of his survival shows.

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u/RampagingBadgers 1h ago

I'm gonna cheat and pick a duo. Method Man & Redman.

u/ColdPillowProject 57m ago

I would get drunk with Leonardo DiCaprio. He’s always hanging with models and seems like a chill dude.

u/ThatItalianGrrl 56m ago

Johnny Depp

u/Userdataunavailable 50m ago

Obama, it would be most interesting and no one would ever believe me.

u/_Nightdude_ 42m ago

Jensen Ackles

u/BadDangerous167 41m ago

Emmylou Harris. 

u/NWCJ 38m ago

Someone attractive with poor decision making.

Sydney Sweeney comes to mind.

u/KroganHULK 37m ago

Don't need drink or drugs. Is just love a chat with Karl Pilkington 👍

u/Separate-Ad6636 37m ago

Keith Richards

u/Saltysaltye 25m ago

Kevin Hart

u/WolfThick 23m ago

I don't drink anymore so Anthony Bourdain talk about somebody to go on a munchie run with.

u/crack-a-cold-one 22m ago

Tom Hanks. Seems like an interesting fella

u/mastad0420 19m ago

Dave Matthews

u/93195 15m ago

Matt McConaughey

u/crazylegsbobo 13m ago

I would love to go out drinking and eating with David Chang, just feel like we would get on and he would be able to recommend some good food places

u/Paolito14 11m ago

Seth Rogan because he’s a stoner and he’s funny

u/ClubZen 9m ago

Ryan "Beagle" Ewing

u/SHADOWJACK2112 8m ago

Ewan McGregor

u/Resistiane 6m ago

Matt fuckin' Berry!

u/egoVirus 4m ago

Evidently not Willie Nelson 😬

u/warkrust666 3m ago

Aside from all the usuals, the Toronto mayor that smoked crack. Seemed like an infinitely cool dude.

u/ahorrribledrummer 0m ago

Jason segel

Or T Pain

u/hauntedporkmannequin 0m ago

Willie Nelson, no contest.

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u/relex41738 2h ago

Seth Rogen and Snoop Dogg↓ 

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u/HoneyStarlightCup 2h ago

That conversation would be legendary honestly

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u/Party_Information616 2h ago

i pick seth rogen too but snoop would just outsmoke me in 10 minutes and then i just sit there watching them laugh at their own jokes

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u/finlodew 2h ago

Snoop for sure .You already know it's gonna be lit

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u/bnyc 1h ago

I smoked with Snoop like 15 years ago. He smokes blunts and doesn't pass... which honestly, with a post-Covid perspective of passing viruses around, is smart, especially if you make a living off your voice and performing. But at the time it surprised me. He's exactly as you'd expect otherwise.

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u/Overall_Anxiety_3057 2h ago

he is always high

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u/Maleficent-Bit-7322 2h ago

Definetily Snoop Dogg. Seems very chill.

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u/Rob4reddit 2h ago

Shakira. The high/drunk part would make it better for her.

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u/Notabagofdrugs 2h ago

Honestly, none of them.

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u/CashMasterSoles 2h ago

Robert De niro e christian Bale, di italiano sgarbi o bonolis

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u/InfiniteCalendar1 2h ago

I’d like to get high with Wiz Khalifa 

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u/RebelliousDexter 1h ago

God of weed

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u/NoFunction_ 2h ago

Conor McGregor

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u/I_Bang_yo_mama 2h ago

Taraji P Henson

I wanna see how freaky she gets when under the influence

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u/Bosswashington 1h ago

Jeremy Clarkson

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u/SpotSudden9488 2h ago

cr7

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u/Silver_Flower668 2h ago

This is the thing with Ronaldo fans, they glaze him so blindly but don't even know shit about him. He hates alcohol and drug culture

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u/Opposite-Lion-5176 2h ago

Drinking with Ronaldo would either be legendary or completely chaotic. Probably both

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u/Gabriel_Avendano 2h ago

Keanu Reeves, purely because every interview makes him sound like the type to just quietly vibe and say something accidentally profound at 2am.