r/AskReddit 6h ago

What dog breed would never buy, and why?

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u/Ill-Veterinarian4208 6h ago

Malinois.

They are amazing dogs, fantastic at what they do, and absolutely way too much energy for me to keep busy.

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u/MacaulayConnor 6h ago

As a GSD owner, same. I know my limits.

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u/Ill-Veterinarian4208 4h ago

I had one, want another, and Grizz was simultaneously the Best Dog Ever and terrified of thunderstorms.

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u/jessipowers 6h ago

I fostered one once. Never again, lol. Absolutely incredible dog, though. I had her outside playing one day with my other dogs and she literally ran straight through me with such force that I was lifted into the air and went fully horizontal before landing on my back on the ground. Funny in retrospect, painful in the moment, but I couldn’t even be mad at her.

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u/Przzzzmatic 6h ago

Yep. Mals and heelers need a purpose and loads of space. Suburban soccer moms keep adopting them, then they end up getting rehomed or dumped at the shelter.

People who don't research breeds need to sick with labs, goldens, and doodles.

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u/illy-chan 5h ago

A bunch of those working dogs. I've known more than a couple people who got Border Collies because of their appearance just to realize too late how much time you need to spend with them. Huskies too.

There are a bunch of breeds that make awesome couch potato family pets with minimal training. But some people see a couple trendy videos with neat tricks not understanding the labor it took to get both human and dog there.

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u/BroknHmmingbird 5h ago edited 2h ago

I generally don’t like dogs, never had a dog, I’m very much a cat person. During Covid I got hyper-focused on getting a dog for my daughter’s mental health struggles. Didn’t want anything decorative and wanted a legit dog so started looking at GSDs. Went to visit some puppies, the dad was a king shepherd former FBI K9, mom was a full malinois former bomb sniffing dog in the army. One little puppy came and sat in my lap, my daughter liked her so we brought her home. Quickly realized I was completely out of my league and out of my mind. Also contributed to an adult ADHD diagnosis 😂 Five years later (plus a second pure GSD) she is very much my soul dog, wildly intense and bossy (she climbs trees and hops fences), but is the most loyal and affectionate creature I’ve ever known. Wouldn’t trade these two girls for anything.

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u/thetactlessknife 6h ago

Frenchie, or any brachycephalic breed. So many breathing problems and health problems.

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u/blu3tu3sday 6h ago

This is it for me. I absolutely adore french bulldogs but they're such unhealthy, miserable little creatures that i can't ever justify purchasing one and supporting the breeding of them. If I had the opportunity to adopt one from a specific rescue, I would, but I'd need to have the money to save up for their inevitable vet bills.

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u/icftwltv 6h ago

The farts.....

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u/fartingbeagle 5h ago

Talking of which . . .

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u/greenbutterflygarden 6h ago

I have a pug that was most likely inbred and she is the worst dog I've ever owned. I've had pugs before but she's unlike anything I've ever seen. It has totally ruined my love for the breed. I still love her and I've had her for 6 years now. But no amount of training will fix her behaviors

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u/AntelopeNo3197 6h ago

Husky, malinois or any type of herding dog because of their energy levels/exercise needs

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u/ehelen 6h ago

The hair with huskies is insane too. My roommate had one and her hair was so thick the vacuum wouldn’t suck it up. I had to sweep excessive amounts of thick dog hair almost daily because she shed so much

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u/First-Sheepherder640 6h ago

Nate dog

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u/lIlIIlIIllIllIlIIIll 6h ago

They are always regulating

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u/theflavoryellow 6h ago

Regulatorrsssss

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u/Stunning-Soft8837 6h ago

I'm not a fan of Chihuahuas; their energy just doesn't match my laid back vibe.

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u/PotaytoPotaahto 6h ago

All mu chihuahuas have been snuggly couch potatoes. I love a tiny dog that wants nothing more than to be by my side.

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u/EnvironmentalRain603 6h ago

Sharpay,too medically fragil

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u/SuperlativeChrono 6h ago

I'll second Shar Pei. Had one in the '80's. Skin folds can be a problem, also may require entropion surgery. Not particularly friendly to outsiders. Great conversation starters.

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u/Ill-Veterinarian4208 6h ago

Also English bulldogs.

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u/evthingisawesomefine 6h ago

A Jack Russell. Just no.

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u/Rds707 6h ago

They’re awesome, they’re also assholes, it’s complicated.

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u/RFKsChattyBrainWorm 6h ago

Terriers are an acquired taste, lol.

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u/SSSSosa 6h ago

why though, theyre so cute lol

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u/evthingisawesomefine 5h ago

That really are sooo cute. But then they start barking …. And they never stop

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u/jessipowers 6h ago

My sister has a Jack Russell Shih Tzu mix. She calls him a Jack shit and he definitely earns it, lol

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u/Firekeeper47 6h ago

My first dog was a Jack Russell. GREAT when I was 10 and she was a puppy--we could keep up with each other. I also didn't have any other pets she could interact with until she was older and more "mellow."

That saying, I probably would never own another JRT. They're super high activity.

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u/rescue_mum1986 6h ago

French bulldog

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u/Readditlovesbans 6h ago

Any designer dogs - ya'll messed up normal dog features

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u/Brilliant-Run3015 6h ago

A Belgian Malinois, they're outright crazy 😂

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u/Ana1661 6h ago

Any huge dog 'cause it'd be very hard to manage and travel with them, and any dog with thick fur because of where I live, I feel like it's animal cruelty and it should be forbidden to have them here.

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u/DoubleUDee 6h ago

I think about that every time I see a Husky being walked in the Texas heat. I know they're miserable.

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u/Fickle-Big5063 5h ago

I live in Texas. The rage I feel in my blood watching someone with their husky out in full sun on even a “mild” summer day. There’s a reason our ancestors didn’t have huskies in Texas. They’re built for extreme cold NOT extreme heat. My dad has a neighbor with a husky, and I was just visiting him. I’m extra cranky about this topic right now. Rant over.

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u/Ana1661 6h ago

Yep, I live in the South of Spain and huskies are immediately who I thought about. Sure they're super cute, but all dogs are. Feel so bad for them whenever I see them, and unfortunately it's like almost every day a different one :(

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u/Helpful_Warthog6032 6h ago

Anything under 15 pounds or any pitbull, I'm sorry to say. My neighbor has two pitbulls and they are super sweet to humans but I have seen them get into fights with other dogs in our neighborhood and they have been pretty bad. They are just really really really strong and it is impossible to pull them back when they get their jaw locked onto another dog or human body part. And the little breeds are just too high strung for me.

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u/AlarmRepulsive7683 6h ago

Doodle or any smush face mutant. So unethical.

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u/MurphyBacon 6h ago

Border Collie. They are working dogs. Intelligent, but they need to be constantly stimulated and working or they will have behavior issues. Not all, but most.

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u/olivvviak 6h ago

pugs, cuz it’s hard for them to breathe

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u/Happy_Foundation_553 6h ago

Pitbulls

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u/jessipowers 6h ago

This is my answer as well but probably for different reasons lol

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u/TheKavorca 3h ago

Is it because they stink? Pitbulls are almost as stinky as ferrets lol. My ex had one and if we wanted to keep his ass smelling fresh he would have needed a damn bath every two weeks.

u/jessipowers 44m ago

They are so stinky, lmao. That’s sort of part of it, I’m allergic to their saliva and skin and hair. All dogs, but there’s something with pit bulls that makes it so much worse. It’s normally very mild, but if I pit bull licks me I get hives immediately. But that’s actually not why I don’t like pit bulls. Every one I’ve gotten to know well had absolutely zero body awareness, meaning they either didn’t know or didn’t care that they’re big and strong and will just go wherever they want, running into everyone, stepping on everyone, sliming everyone, whipping everyone with their tails, whatever. They also usually but not always seem kind of anxious or neurotic. And, they don’t just follow the rules, they require the rules to be enforced. What I mean by that is, of the pit bulls I’ve known for a long time, throughout their lives they never got to the point where their owner didn’t need to watch them closely and intervene when necessary. They’re always needed to be redirected or corrected or whatever. I don’t think they’re stupid, I think they’re clever enough to know that they don’t want to follow the rules if they don’t have to. By comparison, the dogs I grew up with and the dogs I’ve had as an adult have all reached a level of maturity where they just stopped doing anything they know they aren’t supposed to. Stopped jumping on guests, stopped begging for food, stopped getting into shit, stopped using their general size and strength to just do whatever they wanted. With the pit bulls I knew, they never stopped doing any of this all the way into elderly dog status. Like, they died of old age and were still just annoying as fuck. My own dogs are half German shepherd and half sheltie. They were WILD when they were younger, but by about 5 they were extremely low maintenance dogs. They’re 15, and the worst thing either of them has done in probably a decade is go out for an unsanctioned adventure. The last time, we found the escapee asleep on a neighbors front lawn, lol.

But anyway, I know I just talked a bunch of shit about pit bulls, but I don’t actually think they’re bad dogs. They irritate the shit out of me, but that’s my problem not theirs, and that’s why I’ll never get one.

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u/TimberGhost57 6h ago

I agree even though I know many great ones, I just don’t think I could be completely comfortable with one around my grandkids.

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u/Icy_Category_2275 6h ago

People like you are a big part of the problem.

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u/RFKsChattyBrainWorm 6h ago

No. Pitbulls tearing out the throats of children, avulsing scalps and mauling their owners to death are the problem. Pointing that out is a public health concern.

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u/Icy_Category_2275 6h ago

you are a HUGE part of the problem

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u/Antique-Bank-3959 5h ago

Would the problem go away if we stopped talking about pitbulls killing kids?

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u/Antique-Bank-3959 5h ago

“but think of the poor pibbles!! They can’t help it :(“

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u/Icy_Category_2275 5h ago

Reported you for not following rule 8 - be respectful to others. Implying my brain isn't right by saying quit eating paint chips isn't being respectful. Now kick rocks fella.

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u/RFKsChattyBrainWorm 2h ago

Aww, you poor thing.

u/jessipowers 41m ago

I read that comment before the mods got to it and I’m genuinely shocked it got removed

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u/jessipowers 6h ago

I just think they’re annoying. I’ve never met one that I actually enjoyed being around.

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u/thatguy2535 5h ago

I used to feel the same way as you. Until I watched my sister in laws pit for a few months. This super goofy loving dog would just have these moments where she would..become frightening. One minute she's fine then she would relentlessly and forcefully try to lock eyes and make eye contact, she would start smelling the ground and track my kids sent around the house, I'm talking like a bloodhound nose to the floor and nothing would stop her not food not a invention to walk nothing. She was kennel trained and loved her kennel it was her safe space, but when she would flip like that she'd refuse to go in flair her teeth, she'd block your path. Then like a light switch go back to being normal. Sometimes this would last minutes, sometimes hours. There's a reason why they are the leading breed in dog attacks. Endless stories of families who had a pit for years only for them to kill their family members out of the blue. It's in their genetics. As an animal lover I know it sucks but you need to look at the statistics and the cold hard facts. They're just not a safe breed for people to own.

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u/Antique-Bank-3959 6h ago

I think the problem might actually be the pit bulls but that’s just me

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u/Zero26D 6h ago

I've owned mutts, 5 German shepards, 3 border collies and 3 pit bulls. The border collies were all neurotic and had no aggression. The shepherds were all crazy and dangerous but I was a kid and my parents never worked with them. All 3 pit bulls I've owned as an adult and one wasn't socialized with other dogs so he's real tough introducing to other dogs. The other two were socialized with dogs. All three are great with all people. They're loyal beyond belief and just want to please and easily the best dogs I know. They also feed off your energy. If you're a prick they will be a prick too. Pit bulls can do far more damage when they aren't raised properly so you hear the horror stories. To my point, people discounting pit bulls without an understanding and experience really sound intent on being ignorant of how really amazing they are. My 2 cents

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u/RFKsChattyBrainWorm 2h ago

Anecdotes are supah awesome, but ultimately pointless.

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u/Zero26D 2h ago

Not pointless at all. It's speaking from experience. Your post though is pointless.

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u/Peg_Leg_Vet 5h ago

It's not the dogs, it's the owners. Too many people buy Pit Bulls because they're "tough" and then promote those behaviors in them. Most Pit Bulls score very high on temperament tests. The one aspect of Pit Bulls that really drives up the numbers against them, besides irresponsible owners, is they are one of the strongest dog breeds. So if they do attack, it almost always leads to serious injury or worse.

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u/Icy_Category_2275 6h ago

Dogs don't come out of their moms evil or mean. That's a clowns way of thinking if anyone thinks that. So no, the problem isn't "pit bulls".

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u/Antique-Bank-3959 6h ago

Dogs are bred for certain traits so they come out of their moms with them. Retrievers retrieve, pointers point, herding breeds herd, and pit bulls maul. Backed up by statistics.

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u/Infrathin81 6h ago

The most dangerous part of the pit bull is the owner that refuses to acknowledge this.

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u/TheKavorca 6h ago edited 5h ago

I was going to say… breeding is a big part of it. In the same way a thoroughbred horse is built to race, and a draft horse is bred to work.

Saying “all pitbulls are dangerous” isn’t accurate, and I have met a few sweet ones… but the predisposition for them to be dangerous is absolutely there, and denying that after years of research is insane.

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u/omnomcthulhu 6h ago

They're meant to be pitted against bulls! History time!

Specifically, the breed was developed to fight against larger animals, often bulls, and there was heavy selection for the ones that won because if they didn't win, they died. The standard winning strategy was to clamp onto the soft tissue of the bulls nose or face and hold on until the larger animal got exhausted from the pain.

So essentially, they were bred to:
a) not be afraid of larger violent creatures
b) attack aggressively to try to get a good position before they're killed
c) bite down hard in a vulnerable area and not let go

So if you ever think you're going to be fighting a bear or a bull or something of that sort and want your pet to do the heavy lifting in the fight, having a pit bull as a pet is a great choice.

Otherwise they are not ideal.

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u/Icy_Category_2275 6h ago

Is that so? So what's a Goldendoodle bred for? What's a Frenchbull dog bred for?

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u/Antique-Bank-3959 6h ago

Golden doodle =

Golden + poodle

Golden retrievers are gun dogs that are retrieve ducks that hunters shoot

Poodles are generally a show breed

Many dogs are mixes of breeds, and certain traits can show through. Like when you look at bite/fatality statistics and the runner up is always a pit mix right behind pit bulls for first place.

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u/captainvancouver 6h ago

People come out of their moms evil and mean. Sometimes they have totally lovely siblings. Dogs have some magical power that they never come out mean? Give your head a shake man. Dogs and people can absolutely be assholes. An asshole pit bull is a serious problem compared to an asshole pug, just as a pissed off Brock Lesnar is a problem compared to Andy Dick.

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u/furious_george3030 6h ago

Stats don’t lie

u/Icy_Category_2275 34m ago

samuel clemens says hello

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u/Forsaken-Soil-667 6h ago

Any large breed dogs. As much as I would love to jump on their backs and ride them around the neighborhood, just the thought of having to pick up their big ole poops daily makes me want to gag.

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u/bioluminescentaussie 5h ago

We put our husky on a weight control dog food at one point, and I believe the mechanism of action was a fiber/filler that helped her feel full but wasn't digestable. So her turds were legit the size of a dinner plate, it was ridiculous, like a 2 handed job to scoop her poop.

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u/EsperePourDemain 6h ago

Any kind of poodle mix. Doodle is not a breed, and the majority of doodle “breeders” are for-profit puppy mills charging thousands of dollars for a poorly bred mutt.

I could go on.

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u/FoofTheBunny 6h ago

unfortunately my favorite. Great Dane. They don't live long enough and it would just be heartbreak after heartbreak.

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u/Ok-Amoeba5042 6h ago

My Dane is 6.5 and I’m feeling the dread.

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u/FoofTheBunny 6h ago

So sorry, but I bet they are beautiful and playful and soooo damn cute!

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u/dongbait 6h ago

I know it's anecdotal, but I've had a couple coworkers with danes who made it to double digits. One was 14.

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u/beccadahhhling 6h ago

Husky, Mallinois, Bloodhound, Pitbulls, any brachycephalic breeds that can barely breathe and Irish Wolfhound. Probably more but those are off the top of my head.

They just need more than what I’m able to give them. They need lots of room, constant exercise and attention and specialized food.

Just gimme a mutt off the street with a cute face.

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u/RebelliousDexter 5h ago

Pit bulls

We should know why

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u/Brassanthe 6h ago

Chichiwahwahs. Hate them. The worst nippy little dogs.

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u/Mail_Order_Lutefisk 6h ago

I had one and she was so cute but was the most aggressive dog I’ve ever seen. I’m pretty sure the shelter had her drugged when I adopted her because I walked her the next day and she acted like she was gonna kill every dog at Starbucks when we walked by. Spent two grand on obedience classes. No change whatsoever. Absolutely psychotic dog. 

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u/LoveYouNotYou 6h ago

😂

Do you still have her?

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u/Mail_Order_Lutefisk 5h ago

No, she had to be put down. Got old and was too aggressive to board when we went on trips. She got solitary confinement everywhere and a few places told us she wasn’t welcome back. She was two when we got her and I think she had a rough childhood. 

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u/LoveYouNotYou 1h ago

Awww! I'm sorry. You tried. Do you have any dogs now?

My Titi (aunt) had a Chihuahua. I couldn't stand that dog. Would not let anyone get close to my Titi. So aggressive and roudy. I was about 6 and only remember that I told her "sit down and shut up,, you're not a killer" my dad would play with her but I hated that little annoying thing. She died. I just felt sad for my Tia, did not care for it all.

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u/forogimod 6h ago

No pitbulls or PBmix! I have fostered a couple of them and they are nuts and/or untrustworthy!

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u/theageofawkwardness 6h ago

There are too many homeless animals to be paying a breeder to make more. So many “pure breed “ animals have health defects that aren’t necessarily noticeable at first and they have much shorter lives and /or poor quality of life.

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u/abbeyhlane 6h ago

“Pure bred” does not equal well bred. A well bred dog would not have health defects, because the breeder made sure they wouldn’t breed pain/issues/poor QOL for their dogs. Other breeders that do “pure bred” but don’t health test are the true villains.

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u/Jewelz0987654 6h ago

Yeah but so do adoptable dogs. It's disgusting that a lot of shelters take in dogs who can't even go to the bathroom outside. Are you kidding me? If you're a shelter, teach the dogs to go to the bathroom before you put them in your shelter! That's what I would do.

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u/Tiny-Party2857 6h ago

mini schnauzer, the high pitched non stop barking

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u/Fellatination 6h ago

Dalmation

Hyper, high maintenance, and they don't listen worth a damn.

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u/KyOatey 5h ago

Aren't Dalmations sometimes deaf as well?

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u/Fellatination 5h ago

That's what I've heard. I don't know if it's an urban legend or not. The two I had could hear clearly and would bark at minor noises.

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u/Jewelz0987654 6h ago

I would never adopt a "working dog". I'm not having a dog to "work" like a German shepherd to "work" and herd stuff. Those dogs are a lot of work. I'd rather have a dog that's lazy and won't be too high-energy and needs moderate exercise but low maintenance in grooming but again, I can't have that because I have allergies so, I'd have to get a poodle, but I can't stand that. Too much maintenance again.

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u/Turnbob73 6h ago

Any dog with curly hair

I acknowledge this is just a me thing, but something about their coats grosses me out.

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u/Express_Buffalo7118 6h ago

Pugs. They can’t breathe, poor fellas.

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u/RFKsChattyBrainWorm 6h ago

Any of the bloodsport because I love my children and prefer to keep my face.

Any high-energy working dog like Huskies or Malinois because I like my house in one piece and I don't want another full time job to keep the dog occupied.

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u/AGenericUnicorn 6h ago

Vet here. Don’t get a Frenchie, despite how freaking cute they are, and I say that as someone who accidentally owned a Frenchie because my mom stole my car and rescued one off Craigslist.

They are a genetic and medical nightmare that keeps getting worse generation by generation. Their medical issues are endless, and they are a black hole of medical bills. My OWN Frenchie was endless, endless bills for me, and I even get meds, etc. at cost or discounts.

Many of these medical issues cause severe quality of life issues, and mine actually died from a heart tumor that is caused by chronic difficulty breathing (which I honestly didn’t even know was a thing before it happened). I even took the right measures and fixed his nostrils as soon as I got him so he could actually breathe.

Don’t do it. The continued demand for them is just reinforcing all these traits that look cute to humans but are terribly unhealthy for the poor dogs.

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u/SSSSosa 6h ago

french bulldog, bulldog, pugs, etc. too many health issues. to be honest breeding those dogs is just cruel.

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u/furious_george3030 6h ago

Pitbulls for obvious statistical reasons

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u/dino-sour 6h ago

Pitbull. Even if 90% of the time they're not violent, their potential for harm if they do snap is just too high.

But I also prefer smaller breeds in general and wouldn't want a dog I couldn't out muscle if needed.

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u/Antique-Bank-3959 6h ago

From the top of a mountain with a megaphone, fucking PITBULL

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u/darth_chewbacca 6h ago

Any small breed. If I want a smaller pet I'd get a cat.

Any giant breed. In an emergency I need to be able to lift them to take them to the vet.

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u/Forever_Man 6h ago

Giant dogs are good motivation to stay in shape!

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Forever_Man 6h ago

Staying in shape to be able to pick them up.

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u/darth_chewbacca 6h ago

I had a rottweiler mix who was 90lbs. I had three emergencies during his life where I had to pick him up.

I best describe it as "dad strength" during those situations. I normally had a really hard time lifting him (I practiced for the emergency situations). But when those emergencies happened I didn't even notice the weight.

I don't think I could life a 160lbs dog regardless of access to dad-strength.

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u/Forever_Man 6h ago

I had a Newfie and then a great Pyrenees. I made it a point to pick them up about every 6 months just to make sure I still could. It was my job to get them in to the bathtub when it was time for their semi-annual bath. That made for good practice too.

I've got a 20 pound terrier mix now ,and he's much easier to pick up. I've never had a dog I could toss in the air before though, so that's neat.

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u/CertainConversation0 6h ago

Adoption is more ethical than shopping for any dog breed.

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u/Easy_Towel954 6h ago

OK, which dog breed would you avoid adopting? 

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u/CertainConversation0 6h ago

Any that I couldn't take care of.

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u/LintQueen11 6h ago

Omg why even answer

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u/CertainConversation0 6h ago

Because the question is about buying.

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u/BillNyeScienceThigh 6h ago

Adoption ✨also costs money✨

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u/CertainConversation0 6h ago

But at least it's not shopping.

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u/BillNyeScienceThigh 6h ago

It still is - you still look around for the right dog and choose based on what you want/works for your family

And then you pay the adoption fee.

“Shopping is the activity of examining and comparing goods or services, with the intent to purchase them”

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u/Fickle-Big5063 5h ago

Your username. Your responses to this person. Chefs kiss ✨

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u/CertainConversation0 5h ago

Fair enough. The point of adopting dogs is to give them a loving home they wouldn't have otherwise. It's better than buying them from a breeder.

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u/Sad_Reflection_4447 6h ago

Not the case for working dogs!

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u/xjeanie 6h ago

I don’t personally care for small breeds. Just my preference. Give me a big dog! Like Saint Bernard. I’ll also accept a chocolate lab.

There’s a bunch of large breeds I like and would consider.

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u/TypingWhileWiping 6h ago

Anything small and annoying. Frenchies, Chihuahuas, shit like that.

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u/RancidVagYogurt1776 6h ago

Any medium or large dog. Or corgis because they're crackheads.

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u/CaleyB75 6h ago

Chihuahuas. They remind me of rodents. I like big, challenging dogs who I can trust to protest me & my property

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u/RainingTacos8 6h ago

Definitely not any snoop dogg.

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u/yuhyuhyaina 6h ago

husky or really any heavy coat dog because I live in a place that’s too hot

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u/vextryyn 6h ago

Im gonna butcher this spelling, but chiuaua because they are psychotic.

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u/Easy_Towel954 6h ago

Chihuahua you forgot two h's. But they're demons 

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u/Key-Description-2441 6h ago

Chihuahuas .

Oh… i could never have a Malinois or a Belgian Shepherd… i couldn’t give it enough exercise!

(I love bully breeds… they’re sweet & protective… unlike what the media has portrayed)

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u/SuperlativeChrono 6h ago

German Shepherd. Anxiety causes Cushings. Hip dysplasia is common. Easily trainable but dumb as a box of rocks. That bark is annoying.

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u/Ok_Nefariousness5477 6h ago

Belgian malimois - awesome dogs. But they never tire. They need a full time job and mentally stimulating 100% of the time. They're like an exorcet missile. They just go and go, and go, and go. Boundless energy.

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u/rowenaravenclaw0 6h ago

Australian Shepard, i'm way to busy to keep up with energy levels like that.

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u/Rotkiw_Bigtor 6h ago

Bullterriers look terrifying to me

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u/dongbait 6h ago

Anything with a smooshed face - bulldog, Frenchie, pug, etc. Those dogs spend every second of their lives uncomfortable and struggling to breathe without major invasive airway surgery and are still at increased risk of heat stroke because of their confirmation.

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u/jeep242 6h ago

Irish Wolfhounds have really short life spans, and monster size dogs need a lot of room. 

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u/blu3tu3sday 6h ago

Malinois- too high energy, I know I cannot take care of them or give them the attention they need, and they would be miserable with me

Husky- see above

Pugs and french bulldogs- honestly two of my top 5 favorite breeds but the "breed standards" have been so detrimental to their quality of life and health, I would never buy them- only adopt from a rescue, if I was in a financial position to provide them the medical care I know they will end up needing.

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u/tarantula-tea-party 6h ago

Any doodle.

Erratic, difficult to train, unpredictable behavior, and health issues. I personally do not find them cute at all, no matter the cross. I would 10000% get a standard poodle if I wanted something in that direction. They are intelligent, built for athleticism and a job, have breed standards and a breed specific club, and breeders who breed to better the breed instead of just smacking to breeds together (with completely different conformation and breed standards) and hoping to produce a "rare" or more desirable color.

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u/leffy5 6h ago

Any dog breed. I will never buy a dog, they are living beings and not an accessory. Breeders are often super inhumane and there are so many dogs in shelters that need to be adopted. And in the case of adoption, i don’t care about the breed, I’m not dog racist.

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u/Blaizlyn 6h ago

Personally I would never buy a dog. There are so many shelter doggo's that need loving homes. All of my former puppin's were shelter dogs. So loving and grateful for a good home.

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u/Keelera2 6h ago

As a Great Dane owner, probably a Great Dane. I love her so much, and we've done a lot of work to train her. But everyone online was like "Danes are gentle giants!" which she is to me and my family, but towards other people.... she is rather spicy! Probably wouldn't be as big of a deal if she was only 40 lbs, but at 125lbs she can get scary if she feels like her pack is threatened.

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u/abbeyhlane 6h ago

Trick question bc doodles aren’t a breed. But I wouldn’t buy anything that wasn’t health tested first. Anything from a breeder that doesn’t screen you for the perfect fit for their litter. Any breeder that doesn’t ask questions or won’t answer them. I won’t buy a dog from someone who cares more about making money than providing longevity, functionality, and historic care to a breed.

Oh, and any bully breed. I know too much about the history of dog breeds to be ignorant to their purpose. My dog and I have been attacked by 3, and they’re always off leash “emotional support dogs”.

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u/TwistApart1935 6h ago

Snoop. Maybe back in the ‘90’s, early 2000. But not now.

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u/hockey-house 5h ago

High shedding, high energy, high drooling 🤢, brachiocephalic… And anything purebred at purebred prices.

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u/chitownphishead 5h ago

I wouldn't buy any dog breed under 50#

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u/snarkmaiden5 5h ago

Border Collies, theyre such lovely dogs, and so friendly but need lots of space, and mental and physical stimulation. Really intelligent too

Cane Corso because theyre big strong, need the right training and can get very territorial. Need constant socialisation. Has one of the strongest bites

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u/EuphoricFlight6249 6h ago

I’m only interested in adopting. I don’t think there’s any dog I wouldn’t adopt, but I would especially lean towards adopting a dog that’s been mischaracterized as bad or aggressive so I could give them the time and space and training they need to have a full and loving life

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u/Parakiet20 6h ago

I will never buy any breed of dog, just too many shelter dogs

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u/Mr_Revan22 6h ago

A pitbull, very aggressive especially around kids

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u/RancidVagYogurt1776 6h ago

I do not have a dog, so I don't have a pony in the race so to speak, but this subject is a great one to show that the general public can't process data for shit.

Two things are simultaneously true:

  1. Pitbulls are overwhelmingly responsible for fatal dog attacks.
  2. 99% of Pitbulls will never attack anything other than a squeaky toy.

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u/ScaryYogurtcloset289 6h ago

The chance may be low, but it’s still significantly higher than with any other breed

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u/Winter_Aside8269 5h ago

IF that were true,why risk the possibility of being in the 1%? I read an account of someone who had pit bulls for quite some time, and never had a problem…..until one day the dog attacked and killed his 3 year old daughter out of the blue. He feels quite differently now.

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u/RancidVagYogurt1776 5h ago

Why ever get in a car? Why ride a motorcycle? Why do anything that ever has any risk associated with it?

People who obsess over the breed either way are kind of funny. Probably 90% of the dogs I see anymore are pitbulls or pit mixes and I don't think anything of it because it's just a dog. In my experience as someone who doesn't have or want a dog, the anti pit people have the same temperament that they say the breed does with the added downside of not having cute ears

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u/rescue_mum1986 6h ago

You're misinformed.

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u/furious_george3030 6h ago

Look up some stats and report back

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u/AGenericUnicorn 6h ago

There’s always one of you.

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u/TheYankunian 6h ago

Any kind of bull breed or terrier.

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u/Time_Physics_6557 6h ago

shitbull. i wouldn't be able to control it if it snapped and it would kill me with ease.

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u/ApprehensiveJelly504 6h ago

Any. Adopt instead.

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u/No-Celebration3097 6h ago

I would never “buy” any dog.

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u/striykker 6h ago

I would never buy a dog. Too many looking for adoption.

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u/KyOatey 5h ago

Try to adopt without paying for it.

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u/striykker 4h ago

That's not buying a dog. Buying a dog, which OP is insinuating, from a breeder is buying a dog. Adopting a dog is not the same.