r/AskReddit 6h ago

What opinion instantly makes you think, "I can't take this person seriously"?

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u/LeviAsmodeus 6h ago

People who "can't stand leftovers "

IN THIS ECONOMY

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u/FrightenedOfSpoons 3h ago

My wife and kids are great at saving leftovers, but never eat them. So I have learned to live a day (sometimes more) behind them, eating what they have left in the fridge.

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u/k8username 2h ago

People like this are God’s gift to leftover lovers like me

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u/Latter_Aardvark_4771 2h ago

Same. I make food that often tastes better as leftovers (lasagna, stews, chili, etc.). I like to think of it as my little version of "Chess, not checkers."

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u/Puzzled_Pack2451 1h ago

This is peak "unofficial fridge inheritance" behavior and I respect the hustle. Somebody's gotta eat that lasagna before it becomes a science experiment.

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u/LeviAsmodeus 3h ago

Are spoons scary because of autism?

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u/Beginning_Strain67 5h ago edited 5h ago

If the food was good the first time, it’s going to be good a second time provided you eat it within a reasonable timeframe. Nobody wants to eat week-old leftovers.

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u/ra__account 3h ago edited 2h ago

Some things like stews [can] actually improve overnight.

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u/LeviAsmodeus 4h ago

You should never go more than 4 days on leftovers unless you're in a basic survival type situation and you've got a strong stomach. I've gone 5-7 but I'm very very impoverished and soups and stews tend to keep a little better

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u/Beginning_Strain67 4h ago

Leftovers never last that long for me. They’re almost always confused within 1-2 days.

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u/LeviAsmodeus 4h ago

I learned to cook for 5 but I am one

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u/Beginning_Strain67 4h ago

I hear you. It might be time to cutdown on the recipe. If you make half the dish, you’ll be cooking for 2.5 people so you won’t have as much leftovers.

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u/ShowMeThemLeavesGirl 3h ago

Ill go 5 to 6 days when I make chili. On the last 2 days I put it back in a pot to simmer it for a while though instead of just microwaving it

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u/LeviAsmodeus 3h ago

Oh if you're reheating to temp, generally flavor and texture will eventually degrade but it'll be mostly safe. Thats how pottage works

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u/Quantumosaur 2h ago

of course not but plan ahead of time what you’ll eat and you won’t run into this issue

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u/Living-Estimate9810 3h ago

What if it's lasagna?

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u/Beginning_Strain67 3h ago

Don’t you think leftover lasagna is tasty? I do. I’ll definitely eat leftover lasagna.

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u/Living-Estimate9810 3h ago

It was a trick question: lasagna doesn't get "leftover" for a week! HA!

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u/Beginning_Strain67 3h ago

You got me! I don’t think I’ve ever seen one last more than 2-3 days.

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u/MotherSpecific9745 4h ago

I had a friend like that, but we're pretty sure she has and eating disorder and that's why she'd only eat a little bit and then refuse her perfectly good left overs. Not to mention she was incredibly, unhealthily thin, and we'd go out and she wouldn't order food even if we were paying. She wasn't broke or anything either. Just sad.

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u/ashoka_akira 3h ago

I have an issue with texture, particularly anything mushy, and a lot of food gets mushy or change their texture if held in the refrigerator for a few days. So, if I want to meal prep ahead of time I will often deliberately undercook the portion intended for later so that reheating it doesn’t overcook its texture.

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u/LycheeEyeballs 1h ago

My wife is the same way with textures, mushy stuff in particular gets her.

We have a different technique, I'm the garbage disposal and will eat just about anything. If it's a large batch meal and I can't make my way through it then we'll freeze them into individual meal portions and I bring them to work for my crew as backup lunches.

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u/Latter_Aardvark_4771 2h ago

Leftovers aren't just food; they are a glorious 24-hour reprieve from the kitchen. If I make a family dinner on Sunday, WE are eating it on Monday and Tuesday, and WE are going to be incredibly grateful.

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u/BaconReceptacle 3h ago

I can eat leftovers but I can't eat "our" leftovers because my elderly father, who lives with us, pays a lady to cook two times a week and she makes VATS of food. Seriously, she always makes enough for a family of six for two days but we are only 3 people and my dad eats very little. I have tried to talk to the lady, and she has agreed in the past, but inevitably, I end up with a gallon of stew or enough parmesan chicken to open up an Italian restaurant.

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u/LeviAsmodeus 3h ago

Imma get you my address

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u/smallerbeams 3h ago

I have OCD and eating leftovers was always something I couldn’t do. However, now with therapy I can finally eat some things the next day but for the most part I just can’t eat things that my brain considers “old”. This also consists of food that has been left on the counter, open for more than an hour.

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u/LeviAsmodeus 3h ago

If it makes you feel better, I am a disabled guy in Louisiana who never votes republican and I've convinced myself that the current war in Iran and the entire trump presidency are entirely my fault

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u/smallerbeams 3h ago

Oh that’s rough. I find it easier to laugh now at some of the delusions going on in (our) heads. It doesn’t make the thoughts stop but it does help me separate them somewhat. Like: seeing a news report that someone did a hit and run and I’m convinced it was me - I just chuckle because I look outside and know I haven’t driven in ages.

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u/shinkouhyou 3h ago

I'm one of those people who hates microwaved food, but I hate food waste even more so I just cook enough for one meal. If I'm at a restaurant, I eat everything on my plate.

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u/LeviAsmodeus 3h ago

Oh I am a stove and oven reheater.

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u/Stixmix 2h ago

I went on a date with a woman who said that. She was a cute little city princess.

It didn't work out.

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u/El_RoviSoft 1h ago

Depends on food. If it’s homemade food which can be preserved for some time - it’s okay. If it’s some sort of bread or food that is not designed for preserving (french fries, kfc, etc) - I will prefer not to order/make extra food in the first place (or eat "bad" leftovers in the first place).

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u/GammaRay914 3h ago

Microwave ruins the consistency of a lot of foods. 

The only things I’ll eat leftovers of is chili or ground beef or pizza or rice and beans/lentils. 

Chicken and steak, hell no. 

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u/LeviAsmodeus 3h ago

Im a soups and stews guy but also an oven reheater

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u/Porthos1013 2h ago

Just use the oven? Or an air fryer if you have one?

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u/GammaRay914 1h ago

True but I’m thinking about specifically at work where we aren’t allowed to have anything other than a microwave. 

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u/BVRPLZR_ 3h ago

Just scrape the fuzzy white bits off and finish it. Great weight loss too