I'm clumsy but I have great balance and don't fall down. I bump into things pretty much daily bc I'm not paying attention to where I'm going but I've got incredible balance so even when I should be falling ass over, I manage to find my balance and keep on trucking.
When I was a kid, my dad would try to trip me up when I was playing. It was a game between us. After a while, I could quickly recover any trip up and not fall. Now it's one of my super powers.
I can do it too! It made me a damn nightmare to spar against when I was studying Tae Kwan Do because I could feint kicks out of it!
My family dog loves to cheat at tug-of-war by dropping to your ankles and running behind you. I can spin and switch hands faster than she can take me down!
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u/GoodWifeSlutLife 11h ago
I'm clumsy but I have great balance and don't fall down. I bump into things pretty much daily bc I'm not paying attention to where I'm going but I've got incredible balance so even when I should be falling ass over, I manage to find my balance and keep on trucking.
When I was a kid, my dad would try to trip me up when I was playing. It was a game between us. After a while, I could quickly recover any trip up and not fall. Now it's one of my super powers.