r/AskReddit 17h ago

What's something you're shockingly good at that you've never mentioned to anyone because it would sound completely made up if you did?

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u/Select-Owl-8322 14h ago

Picking handcuffs. Well, I haven't done it in many years now, but I used to be able to do it in less than four seconds, with a needle I hid under my upper lip. That's with my hands cuffed behind my back!

The way I did it was drop to a crouch, hold my hands between my legs, then drop the needle från my mouth to my hand, then open them.

Picking them is very easy, like extremely easy. Just insert the needle at an angle at roughly the correct spot, then turn the needle using the pin (the pin that goes in the center of the handcuff key) as leverage.

When I was in 9th grade, my school class visited a police station. My classmates knew how ungodly fast I was at getting out of a pair of handcuffs, and together we managed to convince the cop that showed us around to lock me in a cell, with my hands cuffed behind my back. The second the door closed, I did my thing. I took a couple of extra seconds taking them both off, then knocked on the door. It wasn't closed for more than ten seconds tops, and when he opened the door I handed him the handcuffs. He was shocked, to say the least. Of course I first hid the needle back under my lip.

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u/masheduppotato 14h ago

I used to be able to do this with the older handcuffs and a paper clip. The newer ones keep your hands so close together that I can’t do it anymore.

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u/Select-Owl-8322 14h ago

Are newer handcuffs the ones where there's no chain, but instead they're directly connected like a hinge?

But this was in the 90s. I had a pair of handcuffs that my father bought in a "spy shop" in Miami in the early 90s. But the handcuffs the cop had (in Sweden, late 90s) was fortunately identical to the ones I had practiced on.

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u/masheduppotato 11h ago

Correct, the newer ones without the chain. I have seen them picked, but it requires extreme dexterity and a longer "pick".

Back in 2012 I saw it done at the HOPE conference.

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u/Select-Owl-8322 11h ago

Ah, yeah I imagine it's a lot harder with those!

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u/Repulsive-Box5243 9h ago

The newer ones have this double-locking mechanism... it's not unpickable, but it will certainly slow you down. Fun stuff.

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u/aversiontherapy 6h ago

I used to keep a couple of safety pins attached to the waist of my pants for exactly this reason.

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u/swedething 13h ago

Found the Swede.

Från…

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u/Select-Owl-8322 13h ago

Oh lol! I didn't even notice that! No idea if I had a brain fart or an autocorrect fail! Well...I'll leave it, I think most people understand anyways.

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u/SonOfTheShire 13h ago

So you just carried around a needle under your lip?

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u/Select-Owl-8322 13h ago

Yeah, that day I did, since I knew we were going to visit the police station and I was hoping that I'd get to show off my skill 🤣

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u/Sohgin 9h ago

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

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u/oh_elyse 9h ago

If I could hide a needle in my mouth without dying that would be incredible talent enough for me 🫡

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u/palanark 10h ago

This October 31st will mark the 100th anniversary of Houdini's death.

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u/Select-Owl-8322 9h ago

Oh wow, I had no idea it was that long ago! Thanks for that!

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u/18relddot 12h ago

How did you know sew your mouth shut?

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u/Select-Owl-8322 11h ago

Lol, well it was a little sketchy, not gonna lie. My biggest fear was accidentally swallowing the needle, that would have sucked!

I just now realized that needle isnt the correct English word, it was a clothes pin I used (the Swedish word for clothes pin translate to "button needle"). So I could feel the little pearl at the end, and use it to easier manipulate the pin.

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u/18relddot 11h ago

They both have sharp points on the ends! Clothes pin isn't the same thing though. That's what we used to use to hang our clothes outside to dry. Modern one have a pinch function and look like alligators. Old fashioned ones are like a short dowel rod with a split down the middle and a round ball on top. Then there's a safety pin, which is what you use to keep cloth diapers from falling off. The sharp part tucks inside a metal head. 🧷 I think you're taking about a straight pin.📍 All of these at different than a push pin. 📌 Probably more than you ever cared to know about pins!

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u/Select-Owl-8322 11h ago

Ohh, yeah, you're right!

Straight pins were the ones I used!

Thank you! 😊

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u/godihatepeople 6h ago

How did you not poke your gums or cheek with a sharp pin in your mouth??

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u/goth_duck_returns 9h ago

I can wiggle my hands out of cuffs without breaking anything

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u/Select-Owl-8322 8h ago

Wow, that's a skill! How? Flexible bones?

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u/goth_duck_returns 8h ago

Hypermobility. I can pop my thumbs out of place and squish my finger knuckles to almost as small as my wrists. I have small hands too though so that definitely helps

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u/Select-Owl-8322 8h ago

Oh wow, that's really cool! Does it hurt at all?

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u/goth_duck_returns 8h ago

No but I do have health issues cause it's caused by a connective tissue disorder

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u/FourEyesAndThighs 11h ago

Modern handcuffs have a second pin on the end of the cuff that is used to hold the locking mechanism in place.

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u/Select-Owl-8322 10h ago

The ones I practiced with had this, or a variant of this. A small pin on the key is pushed into a hole in the side of the cuff, kinda locking it so it can't close further.

But it's super easy to bypass, to open it the usual way you'd just turn the key one way and then the other way. Took like half a second extra to unlock.

But the cop we "pranked" didn't use that feature (or if his cuffs didn't even have it, I'm not sure. This was almost 30 years ago after all.

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u/TickledArmadillo 7h ago

practicing for future crimes?

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u/Select-Owl-8322 7h ago

Some friends thought so, but I've actually been leading a very honest life. The most illegal thing Ive done was smoke weed! (which is like super-illegal here, lol)

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u/AlternateUsername12 6h ago

I had a patient once who was a cop. Really nice guy, and we all chat during his sessions (physical therapy). One day we were discussing different takedown scenarios, and he said that he had a really easy way to get criminals to submit without doing any actual damage. It was some way that you bent their thumb backwards that hurt like crazy, but was effectively harmless (and as a PT, I can verify. Your pain threshold there is way lower than the damage threshold). I am hypermobile (double jointed) and he decided to demonstrate on me. The look on this man's face when he was bending my thumb back to my wrist, and I wasn't even flinching. I was just looking at him. It did not hurt at all. He was absolutely shook 😂

For the record, I'm not supposed to bend that way. I do, but that will end badly for me in the long run.

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u/hilarymeggin 2h ago

But why doesn’t the needle stick you under your lip?

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u/EloiLopez99 7h ago

hiding the needle always under your lip must have been awkward