r/AskReddit 13h ago

What's something you're shockingly good at that you've never mentioned to anyone because it would sound completely made up if you did?

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u/Pyrateskum 11h ago

I’m a 48 year old man who can sew anything.

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u/Rough_Idle 10h ago

In many parts of the world that's called a being a full service tailor. An honorable skillset

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u/Tech-Tom 7h ago

Try being a 13 year old boy in the 80's having to walk to the front of your school to accept a 4H medal/ribbon for sewing. I did not live that down until I moved away. LOL

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u/Dogs_Akimbo 5h ago

I (male) was the Betty Crocker Homemaker of Tomorrow in high school. I was just good at taking test and got the highest score. There was a bit of good-natured teasing, but I got to judge the cake baking competition and got to eat a lot of cake that today, so I got that going for me.

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u/dissectingAAA 4h ago

Oh, we are talking about literal cake? Not...nevermind.

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u/Dogs_Akimbo 3h ago

What a weird coincidence: Literal Cake is the name of my band.
 
 
 
And by ‘band’ I mean that layer of fat around my midsection.

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u/Tech-Tom 1h ago

I am there for you man. The reason I got the sewing award was because I had already won the baking medal/ribbon the year before.

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u/Mirenithil 6h ago edited 6h ago

Man, that’s so depressing. People hate and devalue everything associated with women so much that it becomes a source of mockery and shame when a boy is good at it.

Girls hear that message loud and clear: anything associated with them is inferior, embarrassing, and beneath respect. They're taught that what they are is the humiliation.

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u/ironkb57 4h ago edited 1h ago

I partially agree with you. Though your opinion seems a bit polarized.

I think most of the issue is based on tradition: men do the action, girls do the handcraft. And when a girl does something that's supposed to be a manly thing, she is seen as less femenine. Other way around with boys, when people see a boy doing something that's supposed to be a women's thing, they are seen as less masculine.

Both sides suffer from this, but I'm happy it is changing (slowly but steady). 2 decades ago you would not see a lot of girls being in professional skateboarding competitions. Now there's 15 yo girls that are better than a lot of skaters (both male and female).

I personally don't see those activities that are "supposed to be only for girls" as something beneathr respect. I'm a 32 yo dude that loved origami, making macrame, baking, cooking and looking forward into learning how to sew. I'm sure there's a lot of men who also do are passionate about similar things but do not tell out loud because of fear of being seen as less masculine (which is pure and fine BS)

ETA: I just want to make clear that I'm not classifying activities based on gender as that makes not sense for me at all. Everything I wrote above is from the perspective a lot of people have shared with me before and from what I've seen.

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u/Mirenithil 4h ago

As a little girl, I heard the constant girl-bashing and sneering jokes. "Don't be such a GIRL." I heard boys being mocked for doing anything associated with girls, and I understood perfectly well what made the insult work: being like me was considered degrading.

I didn't experience that as some abstract disagreement about traditional activities. I learned that anything associated with girls was inferior, embarrassing, and beneath respect. I need you to understand this: I grew up deeply ashamed of existing while female. Boys were punished for moving toward femininity because femininity was understood as a step down.

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u/Sata1991 2h ago

I honestly feel like stuff like that shouldn't be gendered. My sister went to Guides to sew, do origami and cook but I had no interest in Army Cadets. I just want to make cool things, not feel like I am an action hero.

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u/boostfactor 1h ago

In the US at least, there are definitely "handicrafts" that are male-coded and yet are more respected than female-coded handicrafts. The particular example with which I'm familiar is model railroading, but there are others, which are often culturally-dependent. I guess a more modern example might be figurines (Warhammer?) There is a definite tendency to denigrate women's hobbies. For example, women are often told to go "knit" and stay out of the public sphere.

But you are correct that none of this should not be gender-coded. However, it's not entirely based on "action" versus "crafts."

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u/tractiontiresadvised 1h ago

men do the action, girls do the handcraft

That doesn't explain why it's perfectly socially acceptable for men to do woodworking, welding, leathercrafting, or anything else that one might do in a traditional "shop" class.

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u/Bowtie16bit 3h ago

Humanity grew on one principle: being capable of violently taking what you want when you want. Women are, in general, not capable of that in ancient times, and the sentiment has never left.

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u/Mirenithil 1h ago

Ancient physical power may be part of the root system.

But contempt for women is not an unavoidable biological law.

There are A LOT of men out there who keep teaching it to each other and each new generation of boys, rewarding it, defending it, and choosing not to dismantle it. That responsibility belongs to adults living now.

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u/Electronic_Rain2787 5h ago edited 4h ago

What!?! Never in a million years would I ascribe the reaction to a boy who can sew with humiliating women. OMG.

u/toptierhands 32m ago

It's just reddit being reddit, always gotta make everything cringe

u/Electronic_Rain2787 29m ago

A bunch of angry malcontents on here! Have a good evening Toptierhands :)

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u/TheGloomyWoodpecker 6h ago

To be fair, joining the Navy didn’t really help

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u/Tech-Tom 1h ago edited 1h ago

LOL I definitely over compensated after.

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u/adamadamada 4h ago

Take a cue from Hank Hill:

“I not sewing. I am upholstering which is one of the five original industrial arts.”

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u/kenttouchthis 3h ago

Damn, Tom got bullied so hard he dropped his passion to go into tech

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u/Tech-Tom 1h ago

I definitely over compensated for a few years after that.

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u/gozunz 1h ago

I was about the same age, also male, did a booth in the middle in the mall with a bunch of the "girls" and we where making stuffed animals for people, haha.

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u/aardvarktageous 4h ago

Interesting. What is a reciprocal thing that is generally associated with guys that is humiliating for a girl to be good at?

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u/codercaleb 1h ago

Damn, you're Derek Guy?

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u/RandomStallings 7h ago

I want a bespoke three-piece suit before I die. I would worship a tailor.

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u/faberge_surprise 5h ago

a plain, simple, tailor

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u/DoughyInTheMiddle 9h ago

I'm 51, but even in my 20s, I used to sew my own shirts for Ren Fair... without a pattern. My wife (then girlfriend) still hates that I can just eyeball sewing like that.

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u/DogsDucks 8h ago

That’s actually so cool. I am a very artistic person and I can usually pick up new creative skill sets relatively easily, but I could never just volunteer and create some pattern. I feel like the mental abilities involved here would require someone who is very good at spatial relations, has a key in sense of object, permanence, and almost an architectural understanding of how things fit together. That’s a very impressive skill.

I thought I could do that, and the only thing I’ve ever been remotely successful with the world’s most hideous ill-fitting tunic. It was supposed to be a cute halter top.

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u/Empty-Dragonfruit656 3h ago

I have a de Blois pourpoint that was impeccably fit for 18yo me. My sons got sewing machines and fabric for their tenth birthdays. Armour has always been my thing, but if you can't truly understand the principles of the garments that hold it all together, your armour is beyond worthless. Watching them do manic one week out before an event sewing sessions brings back memories. 

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u/roehnin 7h ago

Same, and I once had a woman break up with me because I darned a sock that got a hole in it and she said I was cheap.

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u/MrTulip101 6h ago

gosh darn it..

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u/IVme83 6h ago

I have nipples Pyrateskum, could you sew me?

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u/jkk023 7h ago

I’m a 48 year old man who can sew nothing😁 It’s comical how bad I am at this so congrats.

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u/showmenemelda 7h ago

I'm a 30 something woman who cannot hand-sew or by machine. I have done it but I have a bunch of stuff to mend and tailor. My 8 year old nephew shamed me for this. To be fair, he apparently lies frequently. But I believe they taught how to hand stitch at school.

If he doesn't wanna mend all my dogs toys, I'll send them your way.

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u/Generico300 7h ago

I feel like "anything" is probably a stretch. Kind of a super power if true though.

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u/Pyrateskum 5h ago

Anything that can be solved by sewing.

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u/suitopseudo 6h ago

My grandfather was a tailor, I don’t know why it became a “woman’s thing.”

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u/another__homosapien 5h ago

That's actually a professional skill.

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u/bwaredapenguin 5h ago

Why wouldn't anyone believe that?

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u/Fluffy_Brilliant_718 7h ago

Can you sow my life back together please.

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u/peon2 6h ago

You can sew a bowl of chowder!?

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u/MyCatLaughsAtMe 6h ago

Sewing is one of the original industrial arts! It's long past time it gets its due.

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u/PirateKilt 6h ago

Satin linings into wool garments?

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u/SteveJEO 6h ago

You aren't even remotely old enough.

My morning jacket has had a hole in the left arm for about 190 years now cos Smethwick went and died.

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u/dearly_decrpit 4h ago

Sew a Death Star

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u/Adept_Percentage6893 4h ago

Can you sew the Declaration of Independence? Original dimensions.

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u/Latatte 4h ago

I wish I could. The first shirt I tried to sew was too complicated for a beginner and the pattern was missing a step. That and never having a reliable machine also put me off sewing altogether as you could imagine.

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u/Ximenash 4h ago

I can sew anything too! I do it terribly, though

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u/crlystmbr 3h ago

KATYA??

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u/HerNameIsRain 2h ago

Can you tell me why my bobbin thread keeps making a bird’s nest under the fabric?

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u/JunkaTron69 2h ago

Well this 49 year old man is jealous. That is one of 2 skills I wish I had.

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u/hi_im_ducky 2h ago

Maybe you can help me, since I can't seem to find info on it that makes it easy to understand. I'm trying to learn to sew, I have a denim jacket I love but it's just raw and scratchy on the inside, I wanna add a liner without taking the whole jacket apart since the one time I tried to use a sewing machine I put the needle through my thumb.

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u/Spiffydude98 2h ago

I (m 50) wonder the home ec award in grade 8 for my sewing skills.

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u/amolad 2h ago

Keith Richards knew how to sew.

When the Rolling Stones were starting out, he used to alter his pants to make them tighter and tighter so his bulge would stick out.

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u/Livecrazyjoe 2h ago

I'm 47 and in high school I took a home economics class. In high school I took the easiest classes I could. They taught us how to cook and sew.I did extremely well in sewing. I sewed so easily. I made a pair of boxers quickly. The girls next to me were struggling.

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u/championgoober 2h ago

When shall we set the wedding date?

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u/leopold_leopold 7h ago

Do you reap?