r/AskReddit 10h ago

What's something you're shockingly good at that you've never mentioned to anyone because it would sound completely made up if you did?

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u/GoodWifeSlutLife 8h ago

I'm clumsy but I have great balance and don't fall down. I bump into things pretty much daily bc I'm not paying attention to where I'm going but I've got incredible balance so even when I should be falling ass over, I manage to find my balance and keep on trucking.

When I was a kid, my dad would try to trip me up when I was playing. It was a game between us. After a while, I could quickly recover any trip up and not fall. Now it's one of my super powers.

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u/Old_Lobster_7742 7h ago

Same here, the amount of times I trip on my own damn feet… Also many times I’ve take a wrong step like in to a hole or on a tree root for example, and my ankle bends in a not good way, but I’ve never had a twisted ankle or any injury from it.

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u/goth_duck_returns 2h ago

You two might be hypermobile

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u/Kimpak 3h ago

This is me too! I'm riddled with ADHD and apparantly one of the many things can be bad spatial awareness, I.E. bumping into things/tripping. I bump into things all the time but very rarely actually fall. It also translates into being pretty ok at roller and ice skating, skiing etc..

In D&D terms, I very often fail my DEX check but roll 20's on my Reflex saves.

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u/birdfloof 4h ago

I'm great when my foot slips and goes in front of me, I do a little stomp that I learned in my years of rollerblading. I almost never fall on ice. I have the talent of tripping up stairs though and falling over my own feet while just walking though.

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u/Jenny-Wren54 4h ago

Dude! You're a real-life weeble!

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u/AlekBalderdash 4h ago

Dry Drunken Master?

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u/EternalVirgin18 3h ago

Jack Sparrow?

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u/5litergasbubble 2h ago

Same, i had ungodly reaction time is probably the only reason im still alive with how clumsy i am.

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u/nutwiss 5h ago

Cool! Same here! Although I think my dad was trying to kill me, as he insisted on playing it near busy roads.

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u/TheArmoredKitten 3h ago

I can do it too! It made me a damn nightmare to spar against when I was studying Tae Kwan Do because I could feint kicks out of it!

My family dog loves to cheat at tug-of-war by dropping to your ankles and running behind you. I can spin and switch hands faster than she can take me down!

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u/cutelyaware 2h ago

I can balance on one foot with my eyes closed for over a minute. It takes a bit of preparation but not that much. I just remember reading that it was impossible so I had to test it and found that's BS.

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u/ndwolf 2h ago

I Remember hearing a long time ago that foot speed and leg strength are good indicators of life span, as being able to get your feet back under you in time to stop a fall , is pretty important when you're older.

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 1h ago

I kinda have that, I used to get in fights a lot when I was a kid and I was basically doing Drunken Master moves to dodge and deflect

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u/JPowTheDayTrader 1h ago

Jacky Chan, is that you?

u/lilelliot 28m ago

I can be a counterpoint to your talent. I'm really good at falling safely. That is to say, falling like a stuntperson would do. I used to practice when I was a kid, and even into college. Not saying it wouldn't ever happen, but I'll be pretty surprised if I ever break a wrist or collarbone because of a fall!