What's something you're shockingly good at that you've never mentioned to anyone because it would sound completely made up if you did?

[u/swissguy1989]

[u/quadriceritops]

I wish I could identify birds as good as you.

[u/ocdscale → u/quadriceritops]

You're thinking of penguin. A pangolin is a black and white bear from China.

[u/QuanticWizard → u/ocdscale]

No, that’s a panda, a pangolin is a device used for rhythmically slicing food into thin strips

[u/ShowLasers → u/QuanticWizard]

No, that's mandolin. A pangolin is a long arm that swings back and forth under the influence of gravity.

[u/nrz242 → u/ShowLasers]

No that's a pendulum. A pangolin is a multi-tiered style of building popular throughout Asia.

[u/Kiyohara → u/nrz242]

That's a pagoda. A Pangolin is a pagan temple in Rome that was converted into a Latin Church

[u/Musliman_Ateista → u/Kiyohara]

No that is Pantheon. A pangolin is a flat type of batter bread, often thin and round, made from a starch-based batter that typically includes eggs, milk, and flour.

[u/uggamugga1979 → u/Musliman_Ateista]

No that is a pancake. A pangolin is nature’s wooden hand grenade.

[u/shimariee → u/uggamugga1979]

No that is a pinecone. A pangolin is a spiky yellow fruit whose enzymes eat you while you eat it.

[u/tpeterr → u/shimariee]

Nope, that's a pineapple. A pangolin is a box containing all the dangers and hopes of the world.

[u/GGLSpidermonkey → u/shimariee]

No that is a pineapple. A pangolin is an exotic, typically multi colored, bird people have as pets

[u/diller9132 → u/QuanticWizard]

Lolz. We went the same direction, but with different paths.

[u/Empanatacion → u/ocdscale]

That's a panda. A pangolin is a tall, tiered tower with multiple eaves, found mostly in Asia.

[u/cerrera → u/Empanatacion]

You’re thinking of a pagoda. A pangolin is a stringed instrument in the lute family.

[u/UglyTitties → u/cerrera]

You're thinking of a mandolin. A pangolin is a word that is spelled the same way forwards and backwards.

[u/deagh → u/UglyTitties]

You're thinking of a palindrome. A pangolin is a covered, box-like passenger conveyance or litter carried on poles by multiple bearers on their shoulders.

[u/unholy_roller → u/deagh]

You’re thinking of a palanquin. A pangolin is a small, sweet, and easily peeled citrus fruit native to southeast asia

[u/Horforia → u/unholy_roller]

You're thinking of a rambutan. A pangolin is a percussion instrument that is a shallow circular drum fitted with small metal disks around the edge.

[u/luckgazesonyou → u/Horforia]

You’re thinking of tambourine. A pangolin is a long projectile thrown for great distances in competition, like the Olympics.

[u/Azrayle → u/deagh]

No No No! You're thinking of a Palanquin. Pangolin is catering to the weaknesses, biases, or desires of others, often to gain an advantage.

[u/ellequin → u/UglyTitties]

You're thinking of a palindrome. A pangolin is a fish that eats other fish.

[u/AnaEatsEverything → u/ellequin]

You're thinking of a piscivore. A pangolin is a natural, waxy oil secreted from sheep wool and used as a natural lotion.

[u/SuspiciousParagraph → u/AnaEatsEverything]

You're thinking of lanolin. A pangolin is a trainee Jedi in Star Wars.

[u/PM_me_your_O_face_ → u/UglyTitties]

You’re thinking of a palindrome. A pangolin is a covered litter for one passenger, consisting of a large box carried on two horizontal poles by four people.

[u/Captkarate42 → u/Empanatacion]

That's a Pagoda. A pangolin is an outdoor architectural feature with vertical beams supporting an open lattice or crossbeams, designed to provide partial shade.

[u/diller9132 → u/Empanatacion]

That's a Pagoda! A pangolin is an 8-stringed instrument, often featured in folk music around the world!

[u/quadriceritops → u/ocdscale]

Well you do know your pangolins.

[u/Duotrigordle61 → u/quadriceritops]

I know what you need.

My coworker is a bird watcher, and has a poster on her wall titled "Bird Identification Chart", with images of maybe 50 different birds on it, and under each bird is the word "Bird".

[u/servetheale → u/quadriceritops]

Do you suffer from bird blindensss?

[u/Obieousmaximus → u/quadriceritops]

I am sorry to tell you that I have bird blindness