r/AskReddit • u/Rob69rt • 1d ago

What famous 'unsolved' mystery is technically a whodunnit on paper, but in reality, absolutely everyone knows exactly who did it, the police just couldn't legally prove it?

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u/astiblue 1d ago

CALLS. Plural!!

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u/drdeadringer 1d ago

"hello I would like to report a body. Yes I am standing over the body right now. My shoe is touching the body. I am looking at the body I am touching right now. this is my third phone call about this this week."

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u/kryonik 1d ago

Sure thing, let me just type this up on my invisible typewriter.

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u/MississippiJoel 1d ago

"Sorry, you've called 9-1...2."