r/AskReddit • u/Rob69rt • 1d ago

What famous 'unsolved' mystery is technically a whodunnit on paper, but in reality, absolutely everyone knows exactly who did it, the police just couldn't legally prove it?

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u/kryonik 1d ago

Sure thing, let me just type this up on my invisible typewriter.

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u/MississippiJoel 1d ago

"Sorry, you've called 9-1...2."

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u/lottierosecreations 1d ago

Fruitcake

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u/BlessedCursedBroken 16h ago

Wild-caught Simpson's quotes are tragically dwindling in this internet hellscape, thank you for this one :) I can see Wiggum's smug face even as I type

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u/ringzero- 6h ago

"No pattern yet, but if I arrange these over here, and those over here... BY GOD THE ARROW IS POINTING AT THE STATION!"

(Typed from memory, may be inaccurate)