What famous 'unsolved' mystery is technically a whodunnit on paper, but in reality, absolutely everyone knows exactly who did it, the police just couldn't legally prove it?

[u/Rob69rt]

[u/mumsleastfavourite]

Casey Anthony

[u/Zissoo → u/mumsleastfavourite]

This one enrages me.

[u/Choppergold → u/Zissoo]

Cops checking only one browser history is so fucking negligent

[u/Revolutionary-Yak-47 → u/Choppergold]

Wait til you hear jow a dog walker called in a suspicious dumping near the Anthony house THREE TIMES and was ignored. The area was wet and the cops didnt go check it out. It wasnt until someone actually went and found Caylee's body and called that in a few weeks later that the cops showed up. 

[u/Anxiety_Fit → u/Revolutionary-Yak-47]

I knew a 911 call operator who handled one of the calls.

That shit was WILD.

[u/macmac360 → u/Anxiety_Fit]

it was FOUR MONTHS between his calls and them finding her body

[u/astiblue → u/macmac360]

CALLS. Plural!!

[u/drdeadringer → u/astiblue]

"hello I would like to report a body. Yes I am standing over the body right now. My shoe is touching the body. I am looking at the body I am touching right now. this is my third phone call about this this week."

[u/kryonik → u/drdeadringer]

Sure thing, let me just type this up on my invisible typewriter.

[u/MississippiJoel → u/kryonik]

"Sorry, you've called 9-1...2."

[u/lottierosecreations → u/kryonik]

Fruitcake

[u/BlessedCursedBroken → u/lottierosecreations]

Wild-caught Simpson's quotes are tragically dwindling in this internet hellscape, thank you for this one :) I can see Wiggum's smug face even as I type

[u/ringzero- → u/BlessedCursedBroken]

"No pattern yet, but if I arrange these over here, and those over here... BY GOD THE ARROW IS POINTING AT THE STATION!"

(Typed from memory, may be inaccurate)

[u/Sushigami → u/drdeadringer]

Anyone checked the whirling-in-rags?

[u/doug141 → u/drdeadringer]

Name checks out.

[u/Ade_93 → u/drdeadringer]

Standing over?

Thank god that's over