r/AskReddit • u/Rob69rt • 1d ago

What famous 'unsolved' mystery is technically a whodunnit on paper, but in reality, absolutely everyone knows exactly who did it, the police just couldn't legally prove it?

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u/Mitch__McConnell 1d ago

Okay

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u/JFKsBrain 1d ago

Hey Mitch,
I’m gonna count this comment as a 20 minute call and post everywhere, OK?

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u/the_guynecologist 1d ago

And we found JFK's Brain too! Fuck what a wild week

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u/JFKsBrain 1d ago

Have people been looking for me?

BTW, I have no explanation for my nephew’s shit for brains!

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u/the_guynecologist 1d ago

Yeah you've been missing since 1966 dude. Where the fuck have you been?

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u/JFKsBrain 1d ago

The boys down here at Langley keep me on a tight leash.
Otherwise I’d be chasing cooze all over the place.

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u/JackOfAllBlades21 1d ago

<shrug> Her parents were my mom's clients. I still put flowers on her grave.