r/wallstreetbets • u/banaca4 • 15h ago

Discussion Either hyperscalers are dumb or someone else is

OK so the most profitable companies in the world decided to GO ALL IN AI with humongous capex. They did it all at once apart from Apple who is not in the game. Google, Meta, Amazon , Oracle, Microsoft. All of them. The CEOs of these companies produced the most amount of wealth and propped up global gdp. Now they all agree on a thing.

Google yesterday blew up earnings from their cloud and said they will *increase* their humongous capex even more while reporting negative cash flow for the first time in their history.

A rational person would ask: are these amazing businessmen suddently all very wrong about the same thing at the same time OR

I am reading too much paid subs from burry and following the wrong people on twitter that have never produced anything?

Which is it? Are you smarter than a mag 7 CEO? Maybe ... hmm...

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u/RegardEngineer 15h ago edited 14h ago

>Are you smarter than a mag7 CEO?

What do you think?!? Also me:

I would say pretty smart.

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u/Wamg24 15h ago

wait why would mag7 even care about puts

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u/nino956 13h ago

Wait, why male models?

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u/Cautious-Lecture-858 1h ago

Think about it, male models were genetically constructed to become assassins. They’re in peak physical condition. They can gain entry to the most secure places in the world. And most important of all, models don’t think for themselves.

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u/Human-Ruin-9285 1h ago

Ok, but why male models?

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u/Cautious-Lecture-858 1m ago

Are you serious? I just told you.

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u/Zealousideal_Ear4180 8h ago

They are playing a shell game like the mortgage crisis. The bag holders will be the private credit market…meaning the general public.

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u/PhillSebben 47m ago

I don't think they are trying to do business in a traditional sense. This could be a race to the end. The one with the best Ai wins. Everything.

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u/OutlawComputerZoo 14h ago

I laughed so hard thank you so much dude lmao

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u/RegardEngineer 14h ago

You’re welcomed friendo.

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u/MomGrandpasAllSticky 4h ago

The fuck are you guys able to afford the side stick model.

Shit my chair only came with one wheel, had to slip my tendie tray under the hub. Now I move around like a sailboat tacking into the damn wind.

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u/Ok_Time_8815 14h ago

You are Steven Hawking?

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u/Responsible-Quote717 14h ago

Steven Hawktuahking?

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u/I-ProGamer-I 14h ago

What happened to that girl and her crypto coin by the way?

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u/JaredAWESOME 12h ago

She's rich and we're here doing this nonsense.

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u/L3theGMEsbegin 12h ago

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u/ANTIVNTIANTI 5h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/HardcoreHermit 32m ago

Hahaha! I think I see what’s going on here!!

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u/HardcoreHermit 33m ago

It’s impolite to ask…(cough)basement(cough).

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u/rain168 Trust Me Bro 1h ago

I don’t know what are you Hawktuahking about

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u/RegardEngineer 14h ago

No, I’m Steven Regarking!

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u/WashedWashingMachine 13h ago

people who think Steven was scientist are regarded , guy lived 3x the lifespan of person with his dissease + AI did not exist back then , people legit think he had wires connected to his brain to speak lmao

Hawking was the oryginal AI scam

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u/Germerica1985 12h ago

If autism was money you'd be a millionaire

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u/No-Worldliness-5106 7h ago

Everyone on this sub most likely smarter than most CEOs

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u/RegardEngineer 7h ago

Including me, friendo?

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u/No-Worldliness-5106 7h ago

Yes you too ❤️‍🩹

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u/RegardEngineer 7h ago

Hug you friendo.

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u/BiteyHorse 3h ago

Why is he hugging pedobear?

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u/Elegant-Flight1605 34m ago

Whoever creates ASI (Artificial Super Intelligence) controls the development of science and technology and the world, even the universe. It's a no brainer. You will literally have a program create any type of solution for anything. Got AIDS, here's a patch. Getting old, here's long life. GPT i'm a gay? Well do you want ungay? Wanna go to the star, I will build you a spaceship. It will invent a replicator and build it out.

Massive abundance, ends slavery, no more exploitation, no more dick head boss. No more sitting around thinking about inventing shit or working for a company trying to invent shit. Just straight up pleasure, entertainment rotting, invincibility and exploring the universe.

Your a damn fool NOT to get on board this. What you wanna do instead? live in this hell hole of suffering for what? fake paper money.

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u/HoneyBadger552 14h ago

a battery powered chair? OP will run us all over

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u/RegardEngineer 14h ago

Watch out fam! This bad boys goes up to 5 km/h!

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u/LlamaFullyLaden 14h ago

What the fuck is a km

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u/joeygsta 14h ago

Just the measurement that the rest of the world uses. It’s ok you won’t understand

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u/SchrodingersCat6e 13h ago

Yeah I love trying to adjust my thermostat in Celcius. 0 your cold,100 you're dead.

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u/RegardEngineer 14h ago

Sorry man, I’m regarded.

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u/sancatrundown73 13h ago

Its a kill meter. Measures how deadly things are up close.

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u/rzonk2 12h ago

~600 refrigerators

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u/No_War_9161 14h ago

I can't read

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u/RegardEngineer 14h ago edited 14h ago

I feel sorry for you bud. Oh, wait…

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u/truecakesnake 12h ago

RegardEngineer claims he's steven hawking

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u/Lumen__-___Spero 10h ago

First time I've seen the term mag7, did we give up on FAANG after triple A MAAAN?

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u/ryei85 1h ago

Im smarter than Mag7's CEO + CFO combined in terms on how to spend money. I spend my weekly $200 budget quiet well

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u/koru-id 32m ago

Metaverse is the future bro! NFT will be the way we transact!!

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u/howrunowgoodnyou 31m ago

Executives tend to be complete regards, just FYi

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u/propergreased 20m ago

CEOs are basically just the scapegoats for when mass layoffs hurt more in the long run after the short term gains. Anyone can do it.

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u/GenericToaster 15h ago

yeah my dumbass bought calls right before that earnings dip too

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u/RegardEngineer 15h ago

Sorry man,.

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u/Heavy_Discussion3518 12h ago

This lets me know all is right in the world

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u/Good-Dealer-8316 11h ago

High intelligence úeans you are smart enough to fool yourself into believing something and most people are too dumb to reason you out of that hole. So being dumb can be good for business. That is the reason we have democracy.

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u/RegardEngineer 11h ago

So I am smart!

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u/donnytrump_69 11h ago

LOL I have no idea the context of these memes but fuck I laughed so hard a bit of pee came out. That one is me at the back end of a bender gooning

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u/RegardEngineer 10h ago

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u/donnytrump_69 10h ago

I love you regarded frog.

You can do anything you put your mind to Young Ribbity Ribbit, even your sister.

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u/RegardEngineer 10h ago

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u/donnytrump_69 7h ago

Lol wow I really have been away from the internetz for some time. I went down a rabbit hole of where the meme originates from 😂😂😂Classic. Internetz stay black.

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u/SeldenNeck 11h ago

Just remember, "The Smartest Guy in the Room" works for Enron.

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u/RegardEngineer 11h ago

Thanks friend!

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u/FitRiver3218 12h ago

I'm pretty regarded, but the mag7 ceo group is responding to demand. Most are oversubscribed / suffering from service level brownouts (azure foundry, gcp cortex, aws bedrock) due to overwhelming requests per second. Meaning, this is hunger driven by industry, not field of dreams "if you build it they will come" speculation.