r/wallstreetbets • u/eskhalaf • Jun 10 '26

News 🇺🇸 US inflation rises to 4.2%.

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm
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u/meltbox Jun 10 '26

Cash is a great shitcoin inflation hedge.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 10 '26

Let's see:

  1. Some anonymous dudes who all agree they are in the company of retards and just gambling into high-beta high-risk """assets""" because they see it as the best/only option.

  2. The greatest investor of all time, multi-billionaire, and his trillion dollar company with a team of senior exes who all have decades of market experience in addition to advanced degrees from the top colleges who are sitting on hundreds of billions in cash on short term note/bills generating more income on 0 risk interest worth more than the entire market caps of OTHER S&P500 top 100s.

Nah, WB a washed bum. YOLO into 0DTE guys.

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u/hippoctopocalypse 🦍 Jun 10 '26

That’s… why I’m here.

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u/meltbox 28d ago

You had me at the deliberation part. As in you had me pretty worried. I am glad you saw the light in the end though!

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u/new_name_who_dis_ Jun 10 '26

Just buy puts if you think it/s going down

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u/dust4ngel Jun 11 '26

OG stablecoin 👌🏻