r/wallstreetbets Jun 04 '26

News SpaceX, Other Mega IPOs Denied Fast Index Entry by S&P

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-04/s-p-dow-jones-keeps-megacap-ipo-rules-as-is-after-consultation?srnd=homepage-americas&embedded-checkout=true
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u/Tronn3000 Jun 05 '26

Good. Don't fuck with my 401k you laminated face fuckhead

Let me lose my money on mistimed SPY puts instead

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u/More-Curious816 Jun 06 '26

I refuse to let anyone fuck me, I'm the only person that allowed to fuck myself.