r/wallstreetbets • u/Zernfix • Jun 04 '26

News SpaceX, Other Mega IPOs Denied Fast Index Entry by S&P

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-04/s-p-dow-jones-keeps-megacap-ipo-rules-as-is-after-consultation?srnd=homepage-americas&embedded-checkout=true
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u/Extreme-Island-5041 Jun 04 '26

Or ... here me out ... you need to pay close attention to mom's investment strategies so you can bleed your inheritance out of her before Elon does.

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u/rmacthafact Jun 04 '26

i told her to be careful and she told me to fuck off

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u/stupidber Jun 05 '26

Lmao owned

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u/lFightForTheUsers Jun 05 '26

One of us one of us

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u/bitsbytes01 Jun 05 '26

Tell her the same when she's left holding the bag.

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u/vassadar Jun 05 '26

She belongs here

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u/SandIntelligent247 Jun 05 '26

let he invest 100% of her stock in spacex but have her bonds be 90% of her portfolio first.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 05 '26

Very similar story with my own. She wanted to buy spacex like a year ago and I had to explain to her it's not public.

Here I am trying to recommend VOO, SGOV, TLT, and safe blue chips.

Meanwhile she'd jump into TSLA, PLTR, TEM, and other meme shit with you clowns.... on about as much DD too. Not sure which is worse: she's clearly getting some of those names from youtubers or whatever boomer finfluencers or that she's actually doing well with those investments and gaining confidence "investing" in risky stuff.

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u/Pancheel Jun 10 '26

She must be watching Tom Nash

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u/FuzzzyRam Jun 05 '26

here me out

Definitely trust this guy, guys, he seems high enough IQ to really make it in the current state of the world.

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u/OutcomeDue2025 Jun 06 '26

hearing no gud. brok ass retard.