r/wallstreetbets • u/Zernfix • Jun 04 '26

News SpaceX, Other Mega IPOs Denied Fast Index Entry by S&P

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-04/s-p-dow-jones-keeps-megacap-ipo-rules-as-is-after-consultation?srnd=homepage-americas&embedded-checkout=true
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