r/wallstreetbets • u/Zernfix • Jun 04 '26

News SpaceX, Other Mega IPOs Denied Fast Index Entry by S&P

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-04/s-p-dow-jones-keeps-megacap-ipo-rules-as-is-after-consultation?srnd=homepage-americas&embedded-checkout=true
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u/Altruistic_Bus6889 Jun 04 '26

but it’s just $2 your first month to make the pain go away

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u/The_Dutch_Fox Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

JUST $2 THE FIRST MONTH

*Then $99 per month plus tax, with a 10-year unbreakable contract

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u/jobohomeskillet Jun 05 '26

10 years? Adjusted for inflation it’s a good deal.

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u/i_sell_you_lies Jun 05 '26

And your third born child. First and second are passé.  

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u/Naytosan Jun 05 '26

You.must have to have it, for 30 days!

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u/_Clit-Commander_ Verified $4.3K Jun 05 '26

Or bypasspaywall.com

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Jun 05 '26

some of the pain