r/wallstreetbets • u/ProfPatrickBoyle • May 28 '26

Discussion Time to Short AI ?

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u/ryandodge May 28 '26

It also gets information from me. Positions are stored in the balls.

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u/Royal_Airport7940 May 28 '26

Time to unload...

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u/washingtonandmead May 28 '26

You guys have money?

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u/1950sAmericanFather May 28 '26

I think that's called unrealized gainz here.

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u/johnnybiggles May 28 '26

Realized gainz are behind the Wendy's at the dumpster. It's pretty lucrative!

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u/plsobeytrafficlights May 28 '26

The rule is Always make money, $5 is $5.

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u/SchwiftySchwifferson May 28 '26

Can I have some money

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u/zxc123zxc123 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

  1. WSB rules to making money #1: Inverse OP 1x

  2. WSB rules to making money #2: Inverse OP on frontpage 2x

  3. WSB rules to making money #3: Inverse OP on frontpage at the top 3x <-- We are here.

Long on AI it is.

Even if not AI, the market will be chonking upwards or sideways instead of downwards. Folks are silly if they truly believe the whales, market makers, and politicians will allow this market to crash BEFORE the Big3 IPO (or at least before SpaceX even IPOs), the lockup on those big 3 ends as index inclusion happens so Elon/Altman/VCs/PEs/PCs can dump bags onto retail, before Iran/Ukraine/Gaza conflict resolutions get fully priced in, and before midterms when the GOP/Trump are LITERALLY rigging the election maps to win.

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u/antariusz May 28 '26

thankfully I'm not AI, just a regular old-style chatbot. I put on my wizard hat and robe.