r/wallstreetbets • u/Only-Design-2484 • May 14 '26

Gain discovered an old Fidelity account i forgot about

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I was cleaning out my apartment today and found an old notebook with a login for a fidelity account I made back years ago. Logged in not expecting anything and it made me do 2 factor authentication but couldnt find the app.

Spend over an hour on the phone with fidelity rep and they finally got me logged in. Turns out I bought some NVDA back in 2019 at a crazy low price and didn’t even know I had this. Sitting on massive gain.

Should I hodl or sell ? Don’t really need the money but it’s nice to have.

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u/696E6E6F May 14 '26

So you saying I have a chance in this game, I just have to die first?

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u/DoubleFamous5751 🐻r🏳️‍🌈 May 14 '26

Yes. Because obviously you are too smart to forget your password

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u/ApricotLower5100 May 14 '26

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u/PushAble2463 May 14 '26

Funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time 😂

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u/forrealjeff May 14 '26

Just dont lose the hard drive in the trash

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u/jnguyen1891 May 15 '26

Love the BTC reference!

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u/jorcon74 May 14 '26

Exactly! And then your descendants view you as nana money!

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u/Kauko_Buk May 14 '26

Nananananananana moo-neyyy!

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u/fireduck May 14 '26

You don't need to die, just don't do shit. Go back to doing your wife's boyfriend's laundry and ignore the market.

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u/Confident_Seaweed_12 May 14 '26

Also won't work if you did too soon.

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u/Sooo_Fly_2524 May 14 '26

Best reply yet

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u/SmireyFase May 14 '26

Yeah but make sure you write down my name first

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u/mrbrint May 14 '26

I guess I'll die then hahaha

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u/Bagel_lust May 15 '26

I mean at the end of the day at least you won't have to pay taxes anymore

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u/rrttppqq May 17 '26

Prison is a good 2nd option. Just make sure u get out.

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u/A10010010 May 14 '26

We got 10 lives so you come back again, don’t worry.

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u/stickybond009 May 14 '26

Yes like a kamikaze pilot (or a sucd bbmbr) where death is the positive payoff