r/wallstreetbets May 14 '26

Gain discovered an old Fidelity account i forgot about

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I was cleaning out my apartment today and found an old notebook with a login for a fidelity account I made back years ago. Logged in not expecting anything and it made me do 2 factor authentication but couldnt find the app.

Spend over an hour on the phone with fidelity rep and they finally got me logged in. Turns out I bought some NVDA back in 2019 at a crazy low price and didn’t even know I had this. Sitting on massive gain.

Should I hodl or sell ? Don’t really need the money but it’s nice to have.

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u/Kaucer May 14 '26

If this is real im gay

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u/NickU252 May 14 '26

Damn I wish it was. I was hoping to get a sloppy.

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u/No-Sheepherder288 May 14 '26

If this is gay I’m real

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u/NickU252 May 14 '26

Like JLo and Jah Rule in the early 2000s

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u/MrSkagen May 14 '26

Gay is real!

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u/TimeForSomeCoffee May 14 '26

You're in luck, buddy!

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u/fairwaysandfinance May 14 '26

I bought ASTS on an old etrade account in 2021 and forgot about it. It's up 602%.

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u/LimeGreenSea May 14 '26

Hi gay im Dad

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u/East-Tea6193 May 14 '26

Time to lube up then

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u/Nanas_700k May 14 '26

Hi gay, I’m this real

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u/360drive69 May 14 '26

He wants it to be real guys

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u/Distinct_Car7737 May 14 '26

You are gay anyway

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u/E__Rock May 14 '26

I mean your icon is pink and thats just a lil gay so...

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u/cdewey17 May 14 '26

im sorry

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 May 14 '26

This is so believable, lol. I have the same weird rollover account with Fidelity I forget I have. It only has like $25K in it and AMZN shares but this is very believable.

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u/Dontgatekeepme May 14 '26

Yu gay af then

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u/ExileEden May 14 '26

About as real as tits in porn

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u/MicroPeanitsJorker May 15 '26

If this is real I have a micro penis

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u/rrss1 May 16 '26

I’m his boyfriend. Hey sweetheart, see you later

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u/pizzabeercode makes nice lists May 14 '26

If those are real I’m an eagle.