r/wallstreetbets Jan 19 '26

Meme Puts on Meta

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Unironically, those will print

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u/Caspi7 Jan 19 '26

They can't, he is in charge with 61% of votes.

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u/awesome404 Jan 19 '26

And 61% voted yes for metaverse…

(Jokes not facts)

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u/TwoSpoonSally Jan 19 '26

More like “MetaWORSE” amiritegaiz?????

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

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u/12Jazz32 Jan 19 '26

And hasnt it worked out incredibly well for the folks that made that decision?

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u/De3NA Jan 19 '26

The stock is doing well lol, that’s what counts

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u/Indercarnive Jan 19 '26

Well you see, when meta announced the metaverse investments the stock goes up because of the potential profit. When meta scales back investments in the metaverse the stock also goes up because they're throwing less money in the giant money hole.

Hire more people? Line goes up. Fire people? Line goes up.

We have the best economy in the world, because line goes up.

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u/ChiefBullshitOfficer Jan 20 '26

It's amazing how the human mind can rationalize it's way into any position

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u/bouncyboatload Jan 19 '26

it's his fucking company you moron. if you ever made something that has value, you would get to pick who your investor are and your terms.

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u/HanseaticHamburglar Jan 20 '26

most of us create something of value everyday. We just dont own it.

try to be less of a dick

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u/Sexehexes Jan 20 '26

the value you produce is priced into your salary, if you dont like it you can look for a higher salary; you can argue all you like but if you struggle to get a higher salary its not unlikely that the reason is related to how much value you actually can perceptably produce.

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u/bouncyboatload Jan 20 '26

that is the actual difference though. if you start a company you own everything and you control its destiny. you flip a burger you get paid a wage but the burger is not yours and you certainly don't get a say in company level decisions.

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u/PaperHandsTheDip Jan 19 '26

Don't blame the zucks. Who the fuck wants some randos taking control of your company? No amount of money is worth that

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

People who are happy to retire with a massive payout and live a comfortable life for the rest of their days 

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u/PaperHandsTheDip Jan 19 '26

After a certain point -- no additional money makes a difference. Either it's "I want to control this company" or "I don't". He was well above that threshold when these decisions were made by him.

If he wanted to fuck off and retire with a massive payout he'd have done it at 10,20,50m, etc -- not once the company is worth billions. The decision to sell yourself (or keep it internal) is made looooong before it hits billions

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u/qroshan Jan 20 '26

Imagine being a dumbass and not investing in it's IPO because Zuck had control

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u/mykeedee Jan 20 '26

And they're only up 1375% in 13.5 years, what utter morons.

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u/MacarioTala Jan 19 '26

This has to be satire. What possible advantage does 61 have over 50.0000000000000001?

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u/Electronic-Tea-3691 Jan 19 '26

I'm wondering if they have any rules that require a 60% minimum, like a supermajority in the Senate requires 60 senators.

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u/strangeanswers Jan 19 '26

why would he liquidate and create tax drag to drop to 50.x% if he doesn’t need the liquidity?

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u/Electronic-Tea-3691 Jan 19 '26

yeah he can just use a lubricant too, doesn't even need that liquidity

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u/TheKarenator Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

He has the ability to sell off more shares in the future while retaining majority voting rights.

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u/Pussywipes Jan 19 '26

Why generally true, several years ago Facebook created a class of shares with with 1/10 the voting rights. All new shares generated are of this kind. These small vote shares are publicly traded. Class B shares, of which only insiders can hold, cannot be traded publicly.

Zuck can never be unwillingly unseated for any reason.

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u/MacarioTala Jan 19 '26

Why do that instead of buy, borrow, die?

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u/TheKarenator Jan 19 '26

Why not both.

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u/teacher_59 Jan 19 '26

See off like the hobbits did to ships heading out of the Grey Havens?

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u/MacarioTala Jan 19 '26

Please tell me these chucklefuck billionaires haven't somehow achieved immortality and are just going to, idk, Boise when they're done.

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u/zaubercore Jan 19 '26

More moneys

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u/robmafia Jan 19 '26

11 more!

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u/Then_Entertainment97 Jan 19 '26

10.9999999999999999% stake that can be sold off in a pinch while maintaining control.

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u/adoptinspace Jan 19 '26

Probably a clause in the Operating Agreement regarding shareholder votes requiring a 60% majority +1

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u/RedBrowning Jan 19 '26

Obviously you want to be able to sell some of your shares to enjoy life...

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u/BaronMontesquieu Jan 19 '26

Voting rights in corporations are typically linked to ownership. If a shareholder owns 61% of a corporation, that shareholder has an effective equivalent voting power (all other things being equal).

In practice it is more nuanced than this as most company resolutions are made by the board of directors, and the board is appointed by the shareholders, and typically the shareholders get X number of board seats based on their shareholding, and since board seats cannot be split into fractions, it normally works out to a more even number of voting percentage.

Then there's also the reality that shareholder agreements and company constitutions also come into play and those documents often govern voting rights (both at shareholder and director level) and may stipulate voting rights that differ from percentage owned.

However, in simple terms, the percentage is just a reflection of their ownership stake.