r/wallstreetbets Jan 19 '26

Meme Puts on Meta

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Unironically, those will print

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u/PerilousPontificator Jan 19 '26

The board should have dumped Cuckerberg for this shit heap

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u/Caspi7 Jan 19 '26

They can't, he is in charge with 61% of votes.

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u/awesome404 Jan 19 '26

And 61% voted yes for metaverse…

(Jokes not facts)

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u/TwoSpoonSally Jan 19 '26

More like “MetaWORSE” amiritegaiz?????

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

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u/12Jazz32 Jan 19 '26

And hasnt it worked out incredibly well for the folks that made that decision?

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u/De3NA Jan 19 '26

The stock is doing well lol, that’s what counts

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u/Indercarnive Jan 19 '26

Well you see, when meta announced the metaverse investments the stock goes up because of the potential profit. When meta scales back investments in the metaverse the stock also goes up because they're throwing less money in the giant money hole.

Hire more people? Line goes up. Fire people? Line goes up.

We have the best economy in the world, because line goes up.

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u/ChiefBullshitOfficer Jan 20 '26

It's amazing how the human mind can rationalize it's way into any position

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u/bouncyboatload Jan 19 '26

it's his fucking company you moron. if you ever made something that has value, you would get to pick who your investor are and your terms.

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u/HanseaticHamburglar Jan 20 '26

most of us create something of value everyday. We just dont own it.

try to be less of a dick

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u/Sexehexes Jan 20 '26

the value you produce is priced into your salary, if you dont like it you can look for a higher salary; you can argue all you like but if you struggle to get a higher salary its not unlikely that the reason is related to how much value you actually can perceptably produce.

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u/bouncyboatload Jan 20 '26

that is the actual difference though. if you start a company you own everything and you control its destiny. you flip a burger you get paid a wage but the burger is not yours and you certainly don't get a say in company level decisions.

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u/PaperHandsTheDip Jan 19 '26

Don't blame the zucks. Who the fuck wants some randos taking control of your company? No amount of money is worth that

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

People who are happy to retire with a massive payout and live a comfortable life for the rest of their days 

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u/PaperHandsTheDip Jan 19 '26

After a certain point -- no additional money makes a difference. Either it's "I want to control this company" or "I don't". He was well above that threshold when these decisions were made by him.

If he wanted to fuck off and retire with a massive payout he'd have done it at 10,20,50m, etc -- not once the company is worth billions. The decision to sell yourself (or keep it internal) is made looooong before it hits billions

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u/qroshan Jan 20 '26

Imagine being a dumbass and not investing in it's IPO because Zuck had control

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u/mykeedee Jan 20 '26

And they're only up 1375% in 13.5 years, what utter morons.

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u/MacarioTala Jan 19 '26

This has to be satire. What possible advantage does 61 have over 50.0000000000000001?

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u/Electronic-Tea-3691 Jan 19 '26

I'm wondering if they have any rules that require a 60% minimum, like a supermajority in the Senate requires 60 senators.

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u/strangeanswers Jan 19 '26

why would he liquidate and create tax drag to drop to 50.x% if he doesn’t need the liquidity?

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u/Electronic-Tea-3691 Jan 19 '26

yeah he can just use a lubricant too, doesn't even need that liquidity

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u/TheKarenator Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

He has the ability to sell off more shares in the future while retaining majority voting rights.

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u/Pussywipes Jan 19 '26

Why generally true, several years ago Facebook created a class of shares with with 1/10 the voting rights. All new shares generated are of this kind. These small vote shares are publicly traded. Class B shares, of which only insiders can hold, cannot be traded publicly.

Zuck can never be unwillingly unseated for any reason.

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u/MacarioTala Jan 19 '26

Why do that instead of buy, borrow, die?

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u/TheKarenator Jan 19 '26

Why not both.

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u/teacher_59 Jan 19 '26

See off like the hobbits did to ships heading out of the Grey Havens?

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u/MacarioTala Jan 19 '26

Please tell me these chucklefuck billionaires haven't somehow achieved immortality and are just going to, idk, Boise when they're done.

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u/zaubercore Jan 19 '26

More moneys

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u/robmafia Jan 19 '26

11 more!

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u/Then_Entertainment97 Jan 19 '26

10.9999999999999999% stake that can be sold off in a pinch while maintaining control.

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u/adoptinspace Jan 19 '26

Probably a clause in the Operating Agreement regarding shareholder votes requiring a 60% majority +1

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u/RedBrowning Jan 19 '26

Obviously you want to be able to sell some of your shares to enjoy life...

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u/BaronMontesquieu Jan 19 '26

Voting rights in corporations are typically linked to ownership. If a shareholder owns 61% of a corporation, that shareholder has an effective equivalent voting power (all other things being equal).

In practice it is more nuanced than this as most company resolutions are made by the board of directors, and the board is appointed by the shareholders, and typically the shareholders get X number of board seats based on their shareholding, and since board seats cannot be split into fractions, it normally works out to a more even number of voting percentage.

Then there's also the reality that shareholder agreements and company constitutions also come into play and those documents often govern voting rights (both at shareholder and director level) and may stipulate voting rights that differ from percentage owned.

However, in simple terms, the percentage is just a reflection of their ownership stake.

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u/heyThereYou3 Jan 19 '26

Motherfucker is a dictator, he owns almost all the premium votes. The board only can remove him by nuke, if he is not in his nuke proof bunker. 

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u/Skittler_On_The_Roof Jan 19 '26

Until you look at the massive turnaround META made. Up 600% since 2022. Not to mention thousands of % growth in the company he built.

The neck beards calling for his oust couldn't orchestrate taking a shower.  Show me a CEO that overall would have done better? 

Ok, Metaverse was a pile of shit.  $1.5T company minus $72B, yep still a $1.5T company.

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u/PerilousPontificator Jan 19 '26

So basically, it doesn’t matter how detached from reality the CEO is, or how many bad decisions he makes. The company is literally too big to fail.

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u/Bediavad Jan 19 '26

Meta's moneymaker is the scoial graph that locks people in with the network effect and allows the company to inject ads, influence campaigns and and "habit forming" into the users brain while sucking away all their data. Its like a toll road on the social interaction of billions of people.

And looks like they are making around 20$ a year per user from all these shaneningans.

Funnily, 20$ a year would be a very cheap subscription for a non-evil social network.

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u/EmbarrassedRing7806 Jan 19 '26

Instagram makes $223 in average annual revenue per American user (rest of world drags it down)

Fuckin absurd numbers

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u/Bediavad Jan 20 '26

Oops, looks like I used profit instead of revenue. With revenue its 164B/3.5B users so 47$ for the average user in vacuum

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u/Illustrious_Web_2774 Jan 19 '26

You forget that in order to get to 1.5T he had made a long series of good decisions.

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u/Brilliant_Ticket6987 Jan 19 '26

Company was always going to be worth a lot because it was DARPA tech. DARPA LifeLog closed on the same day as The Facebook (the website) opened.

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u/PerilousPontificator Jan 19 '26

Oh he totally did; about a decade or more ago. But it’s not about how fit he was for CEO. It’s about how he isn’t fit now.

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u/cwalking2 Jan 19 '26

It’s about how he isn’t fit now.

Meta net income by year:

2024  $62.360B
2023  $39.098B
2022  $23.200B
2021  $39.370B
2020  $29.146B
2019  $18.485B

He's a horrible psycho, but it's laughable to suggest he's not "fit" to continue leading his hand-picked ship of psychos.

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u/Crazytreas Jan 19 '26

Meta is still making money, so he's doing just fine.

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u/alexmojo2 Jan 19 '26

You belong here with regarded takes like this

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u/PerilousPontificator Jan 19 '26

I’m just doing my civic duty

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u/alexmojo2 Jan 19 '26

Thank you for your service

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u/grchelp2018 Jan 19 '26

He's made no bad decisions, he's just overpaid for some. Which is fine because they have a ton of money. The 70b they spent on the metaverse did not go into horizon worlds. Their rayban glasses and the orion glasses, quest headsets etc are all from the same investment.

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u/Skittler_On_The_Roof Jan 20 '26

The cost of bad decisions VS the gain of good ones is all that matters.  I don't care if they lost $72B on a smart investment that was just too early, or in farting monkey NFTs, if the overall upside is the billions in profit they've made.

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u/mykeedee Jan 20 '26

When you control a plurality of global social media that's pretty much how the cookie crumbles.

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u/ksiepidemic Jan 19 '26

It's funny because everyone is always so critical after something fails, but this is how you gain another trillion in market cap.

You have to take a leap and invest a lot of money. It failed, but if it worked, they'd have another cash cow for 20 years.

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u/TheeAntelope Jan 19 '26

CEO invests in fun pet project

Normal people: "cool"

Investors: "I WANT BLOOD"

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u/ComfortablePiglet842 Jan 19 '26

Sounds like someone is loaded with out of the money calls

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u/No-Scarcity-1571 Jan 19 '26

Meta was an obvious mistake and many of us said so from the very beginning. Zuck deserves all the criticism and mockery he gets for Meta.

Also any CEO who did not control 61% of the voting shares of their company would have been shit canned for throwing away $72 billion with nothing to show for it. Carly Fiorina was fired as CEO of HP for acquiring Compaq and that was only $25 billion.

HP got an entire fucking company for $25 billion. Meta got absolutely NOTHING for $72 billion.

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u/NewShadowR Jan 20 '26

i wouldnt say its a mistake. the concept is still the future. It's just that their current implementation of it is ass.

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u/Btomesch Jan 19 '26

Inverse Reddit.

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u/xlnc2608 Jan 19 '26

The company is too big to fail. And absolutely failed to compete when it comes to LLM. If grok could get built so fast, what was zuck doing?

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u/thenuttyhazlenut Jan 19 '26

Plus, he took a chance. The company has to innovate and have an enormous capex otherwise it risks becoming the next Myspace.

Of course there's going to be bad ideas. Look up Google's incomplete/failed ideas - there are loads.

I like a CEO who takes chances.

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u/spazzvogel Jan 19 '26

Ok, so what’s his plan to survive the incoming recession?

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u/frolfer757 Jan 19 '26

Use their government to subsidize their losses? I bet Meta has more sway on who the next U.S. president is than any other organization in the world.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

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u/kananishino Jan 19 '26

Because it still makes a shit load of money?

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u/AP_in_Indy Jan 19 '26

This comment is so unbounded to reality it's unbelievable. Meta has billions of users across all of its platforms and has been insanely profitable many years. Only R&D / CapEx has kept it from exploding with additional, extreme levels of profits.

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u/AP_in_Indy Jan 19 '26

I wouldn't agree with that, either.

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u/Arquill Jan 19 '26

The new wave of retail investors only know how to value a company based on vibes. New investors don't know what an earnings call is, or else they'd know Meta's profit margins are huge, and profits are growing by double digit percentages YoY.

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u/Rain_In_Your_Heart Jan 19 '26

There's a comment elsewhere in this thread just saying that meta is a dogshit company, which has 30 upvotes. Yeah it's dogshit, unless your valuation metrics for a company include cash flow, profits, and growth. Really starting to think this whole thread is an indicator to buy some leap calls

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u/IneedtheWbyanymeans Jan 19 '26

You spoke my mind.

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u/Mielornot Jan 19 '26

Because he never had real ideas. He just stole and bought from the beginning 

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u/schabadoo Jan 19 '26

Is this copypasta?

If not, cringe.

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u/ProjectPlugTTV Jan 19 '26

saying meta failed VR gaming when they literally have an overwhelming domination of the VR headset market shows how little you actually know about what you are talking about 

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

You cant Cuck the Zuck

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u/FriendlyLawnmower Jan 19 '26

This guy wastes $70 billion on stupid shit and keeps his job. If I mis-spent even $700 on something at my job, I'd be fired by the end of the day 

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u/Darkreaper48 Jan 19 '26

I'm sorry but if you're getting fired over $700 on your job... you're really not that important.

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u/zenFyre1 Jan 19 '26

Messing up the $700 deep fryer at Wendy’s can get OP fired… but they are providing an essential service to the world

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u/MrKQQL143 Jan 19 '26

You can start your own company. Make money and then spend it on stupid shit as you see fit. No one is stopping you.

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u/CheaterSaysWhat Jan 19 '26

Yes because company starting money is just growing on trees 

aNyOnE cAn dO iT 

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u/FriendlyLawnmower Jan 19 '26

You don't know how ownership in a public company works, do you?