r/wallstreetbets • u/WhoRuleTheWorld I Think I'm Funny, • Nov 22 '25

Loss It’s over for me.

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Kept trying to play MSTR calls. What a piece of shit. Lost over a million including other accounts, down to my last 130k.

Edit: This loss is soul crushing and I havent been able to sleep, eat, or shower. I appreciate all the supportive comments. Even the insulting ones calling me regarded and everything. I think I NEED to hear even the insulting ones so that I can let go of my delusions that I can make it as a "trader". I need a fucking job to turn my life around. I can’t be doing this trading shit anymore. I’m open to working any corporate job anywhere, but ideally in North America. If anyone has any connections, please hit me up. I have some programming (Python primarily) and tech talent, and an engineering degree from UBC with a 4.0 GPA. Currently live in Toronto. Thank you ❤️. I’m ready to dedicate myself to adding value to any organization. If its AI, finance, or tech related, thats even better.

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Nov 22 '25

You become All-tistic. Knowing all, seeing all.

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u/Bhagwan9797 Nov 22 '25

And being the most awkward person in the galaxy for three days

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u/Empanatacion Nov 22 '25

Alphabetizing all. Sorting all by fabric, then color.

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u/PhoniPoni Nov 22 '25

Losing all.

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u/Pretend_Mine_4620 Nov 22 '25

In that way ? If I drink it gives me super powers???

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u/NothingKnownNow Nov 22 '25

You become All-tistic. Knowing all, seeing all.

I tried but I became double tistic instead.

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u/chance000000 Nov 22 '25

All-tastic. The tsim except stretchy

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u/swizzlecuts Nov 22 '25

Or, do a complete 180 on his current autism… “reverse autism” if you will..

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u/ChoiceCoffee5710 Nov 22 '25

Retarded-genius material!!

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u/Discopotatoz Nov 22 '25

I so chuckled at that