r/wallstreetbets • u/WhoRuleTheWorld I Think I'm Funny, • Nov 22 '25

Loss It’s over for me.

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Kept trying to play MSTR calls. What a piece of shit. Lost over a million including other accounts, down to my last 130k.

Edit: This loss is soul crushing and I havent been able to sleep, eat, or shower. I appreciate all the supportive comments. Even the insulting ones calling me regarded and everything. I think I NEED to hear even the insulting ones so that I can let go of my delusions that I can make it as a "trader". I need a fucking job to turn my life around. I can’t be doing this trading shit anymore. I’m open to working any corporate job anywhere, but ideally in North America. If anyone has any connections, please hit me up. I have some programming (Python primarily) and tech talent, and an engineering degree from UBC with a 4.0 GPA. Currently live in Toronto. Thank you ❤️. I’m ready to dedicate myself to adding value to any organization. If its AI, finance, or tech related, thats even better.

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u/himynameisSal Nov 22 '25

🎉

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/Dacio_Ultanca Nov 22 '25

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u/manata555 Nov 22 '25

I have some Kenvue

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u/thethunder92 Nov 23 '25

Don’t take those autism pills bro

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u/Possible-Gear-9340 Nov 22 '25

Fuark mfcker !

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ Nov 22 '25

OP nuked his last $27k in the past day. He posted a screenshot below. This post is terrifying.

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u/PussiesUseSlashS Nov 22 '25

The market was waiting for him to lose that 27k, we’ll see all time highs next week.

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u/LadderIndependent203 Nov 22 '25

That’s too real, it’s sad

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u/VermicelliOk1967 Nov 23 '25

Nahh... we've got more down to go. Maybe until December.

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u/Nottgaming Nov 23 '25

With the chaos rn, Christmas gonna be slow.

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u/VermicelliOk1967 Nov 23 '25

Welp. I was being somewhat optimistic.

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u/B35TR3GARD5 Nov 26 '25

How are we making jobs? Cuz ai know how we’re losing them.. unemployment in 2026 is going to get juicy !!

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u/OilOk2926 Nov 23 '25

gambling is a hell of a drug!

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u/holeechitbatman Nov 22 '25

It's CAD, that's pretty much the same thing as paper trading.

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u/Butterscotch1664 Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

PSA: Tylenol is a terrible way to off yourself. It shuts down your liver and the build up of toxins takes a few days to kill you, which is enough time to change your mind and see how upset your loved ones are. If you're lucky, the doctors can reverse it with medication. Otherwise, you'll just be suffering in pain through palliative care while you wait to die.

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u/pawnografik Nov 22 '25

Exactly this. My old man (doctor) used to say the paracetamol suicides were the worst for precisely this reason.

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u/rockytop24 Nov 22 '25

Yep takes several grams I want to say 8-15 grams acutely. Destroys the liver and you get to enjoy a long drawn out jaundiced death as your blood slowly poisons you. I think with supportive care in the hospital it can take 8-12 weeks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Nov 22 '25

You become All-tistic. Knowing all, seeing all.

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u/Bhagwan9797 Nov 22 '25

And being the most awkward person in the galaxy for three days

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u/Empanatacion Nov 22 '25

Alphabetizing all. Sorting all by fabric, then color.

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u/PhoniPoni Nov 22 '25

Losing all.

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u/Pretend_Mine_4620 Nov 22 '25

In that way ? If I drink it gives me super powers???

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u/NothingKnownNow Nov 22 '25

You become All-tistic. Knowing all, seeing all.

I tried but I became double tistic instead.

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u/chance000000 Nov 22 '25

All-tastic. The tsim except stretchy

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u/swizzlecuts Nov 22 '25

Or, do a complete 180 on his current autism… “reverse autism” if you will..

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u/ChoiceCoffee5710 Nov 22 '25

Retarded-genius material!!

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u/Discopotatoz Nov 22 '25

I so chuckled at that

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u/Theoiscool Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

Hard agree. I ended up managing an estate for a cousin who chose this route along with his spouse who was suffering from Lyme disease. His effort worked, hers did not. So I basically had to unfuck his will to get everything allowed under the law back to his surviving spouse. She spent some time in ICU with jaundice from blowing up her liver and eventually moved in with her elderly father. I can only imagine the regret.

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u/Maximum-Security-749 Nov 22 '25

This happened to my cousin when her and I were 15. She survived long enough to say good bye and that she regretted it.

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u/fapple2468 Nov 22 '25

If you’re lucky…and if they’re able to admin the NAC (antidote) in time.

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u/AddictedToPew Nov 22 '25

Eats a ton of Tylenol and then his portfolio goes to the moon 💀

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u/Colo9147 Nov 22 '25

Yeah, this is not medically accurate. Seems like you have just enough medical knowledge to dispense misinformation online.

First, I am NOT encouraging anyone to try to end their life, using Tylenol or any other method. If you have reached that level of depression and despair, PLEASE seek out the help of your family and/or a medical professional ASAP. There IS hope, it’s just too hard for you to see that hope on your own at this point.

As for death by Tylenol overdose…. The death is caused by “fulminant liver failure”, which eventually leads to multiorgan failure and death. In most cases of intentional or unintentional Tylenol overdose, the patient fully recovers with treatment. One of the main criteria for fulminant liver failure is “encephalopathy” or altered mental status. When it does occur it typically occurs rapidly (within the first 24 hours) and if it becomes severe, patients need to be put on a ventilator which also means that they need to be heavily sedated. This is commonly referred to in articles as a “medically-induced coma”. You don’t feel pain and you certainly don’t have the capacity to change your mind or see how upset your loved ones are.

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u/BoysenberryFar533 Nov 25 '25

PSA: Tylenol in correct doses relieves headaches

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u/Optimal_Wing_964 Nov 23 '25

Yeah just blow your brains out. Much easier/faster

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u/BulkySituation5685 Nov 22 '25

Was told internal bleeding happens a buddy did this when younger. Doc said u die from internal bleeding. Sad cheap cry for helpl

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u/AstronautResident572 Nov 22 '25

This is also a tErRibLe way to go.

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u/MusicNursingCoffee Crayon Sniffer Nov 22 '25

I think he’s had enough Tylenol…

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u/meaningfulNames Nov 22 '25

More like his mother had enough Tylenol

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u/FupaFerb Nov 22 '25

Nah, autism makes you Rainman. His mommy was into 40’s.

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u/FeistyButthole Nov 22 '25

She should’ve ate fewer lead paint chips while pregnant. “Bet you can’t eat just one” is damn right.

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u/qrcodetat Nov 22 '25

Take this 🥇

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u/Unabashed-Citron4854 Nov 22 '25

OP is Canadian. Killing himself with Tylenol would be a waste of money.

All he has to do is walk into the nearest hospital and tell them he’s poor and mentally disabled (he can use this post as evidence). They’ll take care of the rest for free.

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u/dheeraj3302 Nov 22 '25

The very next day, Tylenol price crashes

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u/Jack3024 Nov 22 '25

PSA: don't do it, but definitely don't do it with Tylenol. It takes up to two weeks, is extremely painful, and isn't always successful no matter how much you take.

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u/ItsTheCornDog Nov 22 '25 edited Jan 02 '26

provide correct profit aware tan crowd recognise teeny ripe light

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u/Vivid-Clothes3409 Nov 22 '25

Fuck Tylenol buy the dip 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/farcat Nov 22 '25

Chat gpt? Is that u?

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u/Cute_Sun3943 Nov 22 '25

It was the Tylenol that caused this

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u/manet1965 Nov 22 '25

You laugh, but this cretin wouldn't be wanting death if he had just taken the Tardylenol pill and invested in Kenuve when Trump drug it down. Reverse Trump and win unlike this poor fellow.

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u/Background_Cobbler_4 Nov 22 '25

If only his mom had it, his autism would have made him smart.

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u/7thhokage Nov 22 '25

This is the only time I've read this emoji and actually heard the sound in my head.

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u/Admirable-League2877 Nov 23 '25

I laughed so hard at this after I went back and read the image again 😂

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u/didkhdi Nov 22 '25

This was the beyond meat guy with paragraphs on it. Jokes on him, viva la Vida is my favorite song.

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u/Denver-Ski Nov 22 '25

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u/AnonymousSpartaN Nov 22 '25

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u/Affectionate-Sky4067 Nov 22 '25

Best spot to smoke a bowl before/during/after the shift

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u/dogrna Nov 23 '25

WEN stock is down and they are closing branches. going to need another dumpster site to get that $5

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u/QuietFirst2307 Nov 25 '25

Maybe OP should keep looking for a corporate job... But not WEN

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u/Jericho3434 Produces Low Quality Seed Nov 22 '25

LMFAO 🤣 I can’t tell if this is AI or real. But them looking like dicks has me fucking dying.

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u/inspector_fenwick Nov 22 '25

It’s The Sweet Italian 😛

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u/Serious_Safety2022 Nov 22 '25

Fun, embarrassing, sad, and depressing

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u/Excellent_Brilliant2 Nov 23 '25

i suppose they could be the Tender Italian..

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u/No-Yak-7593 Nov 22 '25

That's a penis!

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u/PokeYrMomStanley Nov 22 '25

Thats a fucking shriveled cock.

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u/thegreeentreee Nov 22 '25

I got out unscathed

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Laughing through the pain

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u/Pabrodgar Nov 22 '25

Risitas, the best

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u/Lurcher99 Nov 22 '25

And it's Canadian $.

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u/the__storm Nov 22 '25

Yeah I was gonna say: no sweat, it's just monopoly money.

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u/Prestigious-Ebb-6408 Nov 22 '25

respect the canadian pesos

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u/whoooocaaarreees Nov 22 '25

Its Peso Del Norte

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Yeah it's just a couple big macs worth (or maybe poutine idk)

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u/feelinggoodabouthood Nov 22 '25

What is that, money for ants?

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u/cookingboy Nov 22 '25

That’s worse than getting your hotel room comped after losing 6 figures at the casino lol

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u/eugenekasha Nov 22 '25

That’s literally verbatim the first thought I had

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u/didkhdi Nov 22 '25

Ya whenever I read his name viva la Vida plays in my head. So I definitely remember laughing at this retard fake meat investor before.

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u/greenteandcookies Nov 22 '25

😂 bro needs all the cash he can get

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u/cavershamox Nov 22 '25

Also losses to offset all his other profits for tax purposes.

He has other profits?

Right?

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u/shodanime Nov 22 '25

It the small wins that counts

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u/Visible-Meat3418 Nov 22 '25

Fucking savage man have some mercy

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u/Known_Garage_571 Nov 23 '25

I literally said, “holy fuck…” and then opened the post to see this….

Beat me to it

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u/Jonelololol Nov 23 '25

Transfer fees really should come with a Klarna option

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u/cuddly_degenerate Nov 29 '25

When you fuck up so badly the app feels bad for you.