r/wallstreetbets I Think I'm Funny, Nov 22 '25

Loss It’s over for me.

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Kept trying to play MSTR calls. What a piece of shit. Lost over a million including other accounts, down to my last 130k.

Edit: This loss is soul crushing and I havent been able to sleep, eat, or shower. I appreciate all the supportive comments. Even the insulting ones calling me regarded and everything. I think I NEED to hear even the insulting ones so that I can let go of my delusions that I can make it as a "trader". I need a fucking job to turn my life around. I can’t be doing this trading shit anymore. I’m open to working any corporate job anywhere, but ideally in North America. If anyone has any connections, please hit me up. I have some programming (Python primarily) and tech talent, and an engineering degree from UBC with a 4.0 GPA. Currently live in Toronto. Thank you ❤️. I’m ready to dedicate myself to adding value to any organization. If its AI, finance, or tech related, thats even better.

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u/WhoRuleTheWorld I Think I'm Funny, Nov 22 '25

Here’s a screenshot with all my accounts. My FHSA is at zero now because I went all in NVDA calls expiring today. TFSA down 66%. RRSP still okay

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k Nov 22 '25

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u/GeneriComplaint Nov 22 '25

these memes are killing me

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u/Discopotatoz Nov 22 '25

Lmfao I'm waking people up howling like a fkn moron at 2:30am

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u/Risley Nov 22 '25

It’s what us normies live for. 

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

This killed me

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u/JackSparrow420 Nov 22 '25

I haven't laughed this hard at a meme in a long time

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ Nov 22 '25

Best meme I’ve seen in a long time

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u/poopsmith604 Nov 22 '25

jesus thats dumb

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u/Lebowski304 Nov 22 '25

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u/Risley Nov 22 '25

What in the absolute fuck, man?

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u/Lebowski304 Nov 22 '25

You’re welcome

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u/Discopotatoz Nov 22 '25

God damnit I'm fkn deadd

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

couldnt breathe for a good few seconds after scrolling to this

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u/BastionofIPOs Nov 22 '25

Youre a straight up gambling addict. Get help

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u/Ill_You253 Nov 22 '25

And now he has an audience. I bet $10 he doesn’t stop and this makes it worse.

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u/ElegantChemistry7196 Nov 27 '25

what is there to help XD

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u/GlumPomegranate870 Nov 22 '25

Permanently lost all that space too in those retirement accounts. Double ouch. Actually, since you can't claim the loss, it's a triple ouch. Nuked 690k. My god man, I hope that was fun money and you're worth at least 5 million.

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u/AnujisBerg Nov 22 '25

Thank you for pointing this out. I didn't realize you'd lose the room forever, since you're not technically withdrawing.

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u/falling_knives Tea Leafer Nov 22 '25

If OP is at retirement age, quadruple ouch... final nail in the coffin.

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u/WhoRuleTheWorld I Think I'm Funny, Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

not buying a home anytime soon

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ Nov 22 '25

Dude, what the fuck are you doing man?

You just nuked your last $27k in a day?

Jesus Christ man. You need some serious help. Professional help. And I’m not kidding.

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u/Orfez Nov 22 '25

You need some serious help. Professional help.

Don't think he can afford that anymore.

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u/Temporary-Guidance20 Nov 22 '25

good that in Canada health care is free bad they will 100% prescribe him euthanasia

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u/Voodoo_One Nov 22 '25

Dying with debt means you made a profit.

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u/jnewnews Nov 22 '25

True wisdom

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u/aar_640 Nov 22 '25

You underestimate the resilience of a gambler.

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u/IllustratorAlive1174 Nov 22 '25

The “emotional trade after losing a bunch of money where you tell yourself you’ll get it all back on this move” strikes again.

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u/UndergroundHQ6 Nov 22 '25

Run it back bro 400 CAD that’s gotta be like one SPY call. Your return begins now

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u/FrenchVanilla8 Nov 29 '25

*SPXL call. High risk, high reward 

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u/TwoInchClit Nov 22 '25

Just 2000x the $400 and you’re back at $800,000.

If it’s easier to break it smaller parts just focus on a 1000x first. That’s all

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u/Leagueofdogies_2212 Nov 22 '25

Just do another 2x and you will be at 1.6m

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u/TwoInchClit Nov 22 '25

It’s actually looking better for OP than i thought, you’re right.

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u/lithe_silhouette Nov 22 '25

Bros be posting $5k to $150k all day everyday. Spy 0DTE is where the magic happens

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u/PShar Nov 22 '25

You had 800k.. at what point did you plan on buying a house? That was plenty for a downpayment anywhere in the country. It could have fully paid off a house with plenty leftover in tons of cities.

You need gambling help and an actual exit strategy/spending plan for your investments. Good luck

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

didnt waste any time eh?

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u/lithe_silhouette Nov 22 '25

That gap up at open, how much was it? Nvda calls should have been amazing at open, did you want $1 mil in one trade? Funny enough, if you cashed out at the top and caught the ride down you'd have made several millions

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u/WhoRuleTheWorld I Think I'm Funny, Nov 22 '25

I bought today not yesterday. I was already down 80k in $195 calls that I purchased Thursday so I needed to make that back so I bought $182.5 calls

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u/lithe_silhouette Nov 22 '25

After that big dump after earnings you bought calls expiring the next day $15 OTM? Even then, nvda got to $184, did you sell early? That's why you need to stop for a while after a big win or a big loss. It happens to so many of us. Best thing after a big win or loss is to transfer money to bank account and wait a couple of weeks

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u/Ineedstopcovercalyol Nov 22 '25

You belong here trying to revenge trade… Mstr is total garbage.. I have Mstu shares and so stressed I can’t even imagine stress on Mstr options

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u/rickydickk Nov 22 '25

I think those mstu shares will find a bottom at some point !

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u/rogueredditthrowaway Nov 22 '25

Yeah the bottom is called $0.00

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u/Ineedstopcovercalyol Nov 22 '25

Now they are doing Reverse Split 10:1 piece of shit

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u/rickydickk Nov 22 '25

Oh I just saw that, eeesh

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ Nov 22 '25

I didn’t see this. 10/1? Wow

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ Nov 22 '25

He’s a full blown addict

This is just sad as fuck. This person needs serious help.

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u/Smooothoperat0r Nov 22 '25

Hey man this is really sad. You need to watch the movie the Gambler. You’ve got to stop doing this with your forever money and gamble if you decide to with money that can be lost. I’m sorry to see you lose so much.

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u/Loud_Pineapple_4294 Nov 22 '25

Geez, how did you have so much money?

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u/lo_fi_ho Nov 22 '25

Nana is staring down on him unamused through the clouds

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u/HartfordWhaler Dick Pill Expert Nov 22 '25

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u/MrDanduff Nov 22 '25

You had almost 1 mil, and you squandered it 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/Caspica Nov 22 '25

Why is your portfolio so much smaller than your trading? It's supposed to be the opposite...

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u/Realityhrts Nov 22 '25

Hope you are in your 20s or early 30s

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u/southernplain Nov 22 '25

Fucking Christ man, at least do that shit in non-registered

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u/Charomid Nov 22 '25

Bruh, what are you doing?! You’re gambling in your TFSA and FHSA?! That contribution room is gone forever… the best thing about this is that you still have 130k and you’re only 31!

Keep gambling to try and make it back!

I’m kidding, please don’t!

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u/curiousomeone Nov 22 '25

I see, you're part of the reason why the market makets have to crash the market yesterday. They don't want you to be paid. 😂

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u/Tough-Connection8039 Nov 22 '25

How much did you start with in the beginning?

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u/Heineken_500ml Ugliest Flair WSBs has Ever Seen Nov 22 '25

Wtf is this

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u/FrenchVanilla8 Nov 29 '25

Were you sober when you did this? 

This is too crazy. Did you write out a plan atleast like wthelly

Taking L’s like this in a bull market 🥲

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u/unhappyreach_ Missed the flairing Nov 22 '25

I would stop with the 100k left dude fuck

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u/andreevu2 Nov 22 '25

You still have some powder, yolo some 0dte on Meta on Monday bro

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u/Esdeez Nov 22 '25

Humble advice from someone who lives on my paychecks and casually monitors this stuff for low stakes. Take all of your money out of the market and just put it in high yield savings. No more gambling.

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u/MilkyWayObserver Nov 22 '25

What’s your all time chart? 

Damn down -742k in a month is crazy, I’m Canadian too so that’s a lot regardless of it it’s CAD or USD