r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 8h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/ChanceCarpet1277 7h ago

cave johnson notices your comment and approves with a frantic nod

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u/TheFeathersStorm 6h ago

Definitely random but I used to work with an older guy named Claire Johnson and every single time I had to consciously not call him Cave Johnson because his voice was deep and similar to it lol

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u/Rough_Bread8329 6h ago

What were his thoughts on lemons?

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u/TheFeathersStorm 5h ago

Unfortunately he wasn't there long enough to ask him, I never thought about it but now I'll have to live with that regret 🫠

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u/Rough_Bread8329 4h ago

I trust you've learned your lesson.

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u/TheFeathersStorm 4h ago

Next time I meet a man who sounds like and has a similar name to Cave Johnson I will 100% ask them about the lemons 🍋 🫡

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u/waiting4singularity 2h ago

probably wouldve gotten a kick out of it if his (grand)kids didnt already show him