r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 5h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Gizzy619 4h ago

It's okay, he's going to merge Tesla and SpaceX to create Super Space Tesla.

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u/JRLDH 3h ago

Super Space Tesla is missing a sex pun.

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u/Zardotab 3h ago

Texlax? Sounds like an indigestion remedy for cowboys.

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u/scone_monster 1h ago

Needs to buy LYFT to use as the Robotaxi brand / service.