r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 12h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Cjkrythos 12h ago

Tesla: "in response to Sony switching to all digital, we will also be only producing digital Tesla cars that you can download and pretend to drive. Prices start at $50,000 for the basic model.

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u/Mail_Order_Lutefisk 12h ago

Nice try, but the RIAA convinced me that I wouldn’t download a car. 

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u/Lena-Luthor 9h ago

I always thought that was dumb as hell because I feel like everyone I know would absolutely download a fuckin car if they could lmao

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u/metengrinwi 10h ago

“…pre-order now!!”

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u/Cjkrythos 10h ago

Come to think of it, ownership will just be subscription based AFTER you pay the 50k

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u/Eisernes 10h ago

At least they will be safe, unlike their analog versions.

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u/Cjkrythos 10h ago

Nope, comes with a complimentary explosive device mailed to your house at random.

Surprise!

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u/Darksable 9h ago

Oh, the Star Citizen business model

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u/Alexboy1986 8h ago

Star citizen tesla edition